If your cat was an M67 and it went off right now how fucked would you be?

If your cat was an M67 and it went off right now how fucked would you be?

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My cat is 300 miles away. RIP cat

My cat died twenty years ago and is buried in the back yard at a house my parents sold in 2002.

I guess some random nigga is getting a surprise landscaping problem.

is it shooting out its ass?

Rip laundry hanging in the garage. I liked that shirt. :(

Well, I'm dead, cat is just in front of me

My parents would probably be dead and I’d find out about it in the morning from my brother

My cats are thousands of miles away. Oh god I fucking miss them.

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Well i'd be devastated emotionally by the loss of my Jow Forumsitters, but he's currently at my ex wife's house so....

>give a little get a little right?

I'm dead, she's asleep on my lap

Double dead. One's on the ottoman by my feet and the other on the couch cushion behind my head.

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It would explode harmlessly 4 feet under my parents front yard.
Also I think it would be reduced power because I had to chop one of his legs off before he died.

pretty fucked

oh shit I have 4 cats

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How would my dick set off an M67?

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>If your cat was an M67 and it went off right now how fucked would you be?

I'ld find out where he is real goddamn quick

I have 4, no doubt 3 are sleeping with my fiance, the other in the other room of the apartment. meanwhile im at work, across town. I'd hear the bangs and my whole life would be fucked up but I physically, would be okay.

I was so disappointed the doujin ended before it got good.

since the average age of Jow Forums is slightly higher than other boards most have dead pets. if you loved your pet you probably wont get another one after it.
go ask on /b/ for results.

She's laying right next to my head. Rip

>corner of my parents' backyard going poof
I miss you mr potato

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I'm probably ok, since she's in the other end of the house, as I can hear her eating dry food, but I'm definitely gonna need a kitchen remodel.

My grandmother's house just became little haiti.

>both of them are running around the yard, murdering rodents while I'm at work
Physically I'd be fine, but my heart would be absolutely shattered to get home and find the leftovers of that.

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Very good, my cunt of a stepmother stole it so I'm hoping it'd take her out or at least cause a good amount of property damage.

Super fucked, he'd on my lap as me and my family are eating lunch.

The couch is between us but definitely fucked.

Don't own a cat because I'm allergic to them
wewlad

fucker was curled around my foot so really dead

I hear a daisy chain of explosions down stairs. I investigate. Fur is everywhere.

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Not today

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Meh, there's a big hole in the floor but at least now I don't have to pick up that plastic bag

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Well, lets see; one’s sleeping on the roof, which we just had redone 4 years ago. It’s still under warranty, though. The other 2 are sleeping in the lab, so I’m looking at 6 months of work and $1K of gear down the tubes. And the pet cemetary out on the back 40 is gonna get cratered some.

>M67
>3 cats
Everyone is dead.

I hope that is clay.