What kind of weapon would you employ against an army of 10.000 people that don't feel pain?

youtu.be/eIATgkiQXeo

you don't have to feel pain to die.

Also fuck off with your zombie fantasies.

>castle
>open field
Lay concertina wire along field so as to slow movement of the enemy's advance.
Then deploy the chemical weapons that rapidly break down human organs and tissues.

Palings, trenches, chainlink and concertina wire, hahas, and whatever rifle or carbine I have to hand to pick them off at my own leisure.

Cluster munitions.

nukes and missiles

A moat of kerosene or oil, then bonfires beyond that to light them on fire. I would use flaming arrows to ignite whoever made it through.

Time.

The elements, wildlife, and decomposition should wipe them all out within a week.

You stupid

Chemical.

In a WWZ scenario, just run over them with a steamroller. Or a regular tank.
Thay have no way to harm you or run away.

The book was intersting, but REALLY badly researched

a locked door

This. Literally one guy in a tracked vehicle could have won the battle of yonkers by doing doughnuts in a field for a few hours.

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kek

>steamroller
Construction user here. That’s kindof a dated term, but I know what you mean. You wouldn’t really want a smooth drum because they have shit traction. A sheep’s foot roller would be better. A Rubber Tire Dozer would be good. An articulating sheepfoot compactor would be best imo

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It's amazing that he rails against the "cold war mentality" and even mentions the Fulda Gap whilst utterly failing to comprehend that armored warfare is fundamental to this kind of planning.
Resident Evil is unironically the most realistic of zombie universes, you have far more dangerous virus monsters and scheming megacorporations undermining the authorities.

that fuddshit crap he tried to pass off as the ideal z killer gun was embarrassing too
>muh battle rifle caliber stopping power
>muh m-14

Is that the one where he said they used some type of incendiary ammo for headshots?

It's been too long. I don't remember.
I don't understand what the fuck was the problem with just using M4s.
>lightweight
>easily controllable
>everyone can carry like a million rounds of ammo
If you wanted to minmax, you could give everyone p-90s and tell them to use semi auto only, but everyone and their fucking mother already uses some kind of AR

I would just use hog traps and fire.

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"Hurrr they'll want to use full auto and waste ammo"

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Zombies cant exist. Humans require food and at the very minimum water. And thats not just for survival. Its for the body to break down and convert into energy.
These hyper zombies would be exhausting large amounts of calories.
Doubt what im saying? Go spend your afternoon running. First thing your going to experience after being dehydrated is sudden hunger pains. Its biology. I wont even get into the subject of rotting flesh and the ideal breeding ground for diseases. Basically this fantasy wouldnt last a week. Before the ground was littered with diseased bloated corpses.
It would actually be a airborne plague that would wipe more humans out. But thats not entertaining.
Study any war and you will find they quickly remove and deal with rotting corpses. Thats not something armies like to fuck around with

>Flamethrowers
>They feel no pain

You are now fighting using a low range weapon against ghouls on fire who might be dying but too slowly to save you from their burning hug.

Bobcats with forestry attachments

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The laws of physics, chemistry and biology.

>These hyper zombies would be exhausting large amounts of calories

That's great and all but they are still coming at your castle and you now have 100 meters less to act.

>zombies can’t exist
maybe not in the modern “cinematic” sense, but still..... no u

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Try this scenario instead. Far more realistic possibility of happening. How do you survive against the sickness and looters?
youtu.be/4sYSyuuLk5g

>That white night at the end talking shit long after the fight is over and the dude has booked it.
Gayer than aids.

Live in a rural area without much (if any) black population

>That's great and all but they are still coming at your castle and you now have 100 meters less to act
What are they going to do, chew through stone?

A rabies-like disease similar to 28 days later and the crazies could theoretically give you runner "zombies" that were conscious enough to eat and drink whatever they saw for a few days before their body started locking up.

BOOM, motherfuckers.

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A KS-23 with slugs. Remove as much meat as possible per shot.

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based grapeshot poster

I would microwave them with 5g death towers.

If there is preptime set a minefield around the far peremiter of the castle, then some trenches filled with sharp metal rods and barbed wore, then a thick and wide field of barbed wire and finnaly a 10 foot wide 10 foot deep trench around the castle again full of sharp metal rods. Some MG3's on the walls to shoot in to the trench and barbed wire field.
If no prep time its MG3's, flamethrowers and canister shells

My Henry VIII plate which has total coverage, including the all important cock protector. That and a warhammer, a blade might end up getting blunt or stuck in a zombie.

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Vulcan cannon

Napalm
Air strikes
Lots and lots of mounted guns
A moat of lava
Come get me bro

my nigga

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