ITT we post weapons to surpass Metal Gear
ITT we post weapons to surpass Metal Gear
Liam King
Jaxson Price
Grayson Perez
Jacob Sullivan
Jeremiah Morales
Carson Watson
Matthew Wilson
Beyond looking like the antithesis of everything soft in the world and giving me a primal-red-mist-murder-boner, what's it's purpose?
Gavin Campbell
Logan Lopez
Yer called em' weapon? THIS IS THA WEAPON.
Wyatt Reed
Bentley Carter
>arsenal bird
without full air, sea, and land support, this is nothing more than a gigantic coffin
Kevin Gutierrez
Adrian Gonzalez
My mind went to water wigglers
Eli Jackson
I really just serves 2 purposes
>looking like the antithesis of everything soft in the world
>giving a primal-red-mist-murder-boner
Those are basically it
Logan Turner
Anyone else try to fuck one of these?
Nathaniel Morales
It's unmanned.
Brayden Ross
Aka masterbaquarium
Aka fuck sleeve
Aka nutslapper
Kevin Cooper
i-it’s a children’s t-toy, r-right?
Hudson Williams
Oh, it burns the runoff gas from testing a well.
It's an amazing spectacle. We need to mount 4 of these to hybrid MRAP/TANKERS and have squads of these roving middle eastern conflict zones harassing any gathered populace. It's not "combat effective" but that's not the point.
The point is to:
>destroy hostile insurgent morale
>Breakup gatherings of insurgents by forcing them to seek cover and only travel as individuals
>Hit these religious retards over the head with something they can understand well enough to be scared of: Hellfire and an apocalyptic spectacle
>whatever death it does cause is horrific and extremely visible. Which should cow them more than mounted machineguns
People forget the aspect of intimidation when it comes to war and only focus on mathematical superiority.
Ian Price
Both worthy accomplishments.
Ebola is only renowned as it is because of the sheer spectacle of the suffering hemorrhagic fevers cause: sufferers projectile vomit blood, bleed out of all orifices, and the onset is super quick
Alexander Rogers
based ebola-chan poster
There is hope yet for the dark continent
Cameron Ross
Thomas Turner
Why the fuck didn't we do some of the shit in the middle east that the US did during the Vietnam war?
The US had helicopters with no lights flying around blasting the sounds of babies, children and women, crying, screaming, and in pain. Creepy AF.
Anthony Long
Blake Lee
It'll kill them because they don't quarantine properly. Ebola has never seriously threatened 1st world nations because ebola is so fatal so quickly that carriers can't spread it very far if people practice basic caution. Anybody whose infected dies before they can transmit it very far.
Dominic Hall
Mossberg 930 with 57 shells worth of saddles and bandoliers for quick reloads, a vertical foregrip and pistol grip for optimal control, fiber optic sights, and a tactical buttcrack
Wyatt Morris
Just an amazing piece of psyops right there. If I heard that reverberating through the pitch black jungle after months of being on edge and in combat, with zero belief in the superstitious unlike the Vietnamese, some type of breakdown seems inevitable.
There should've been a middle eastern war equivalent.
Jonathan Powell
the fuck did u say about me u little bitch?
u fuckd with the wrong guy
ill fucking rip ur head off and fuck ur warm traycheya
Nolan Cook
Pair that with some aerial-dispersion LSD mist, and you've got a winrar.
Daniel Johnson
I though LSD couldn't consistently be associated with a negative experience. There has to be a gas that consistently induces/intensifies fear.
Charles Richardson
Most hallucinogenic experiences, i can say psylocybin and LSD definitely since ive personally used them, are predicated on your prior stresses and emotions before getting high.
If you are feeling intensely afraid before you get high that fear will be exponentially increased when you do get high.
Partially because youll be aware that your ability to perceive the world accurately and make well reasoned decisions has been radically compromised. The hallucinations will always be menacing if not downright visons from hell, because your prior anxiety slants everything you perceive as having some possible inherent danger and your drug addled brain grabs that and amplifies that. And you will be trapped in this hellscape for indeterminate lengths of time since your perception of time will be altered and hallucinogens like mushrooms and LSD can take hours to wear off. Personally, my last trip on mushrooms lasted 8 real hours and the vast bulk of that time was very high intensity.
Carter Hill
>the chrome wheels
evry tiem
Leo James
Owen Brooks
no >.>
Chase Lewis
Ryan Hall
>Ghana decides to build an Iron Man suit
>does so by slapping a few stamped metal sheets on !Xobile
Nicholas Reyes
Fuck yeah
youtube.com
Jaxon Martinez
what the fuck is this
Easton Morris
It’s pretty obvious desu
Anthony Brooks
>urges people to be vaccinated
Blake Rogers
yes i can see how it's used
but what IS it
Dominic Morris
They have one for it now
Noah Hall
Sure
Dominic Thomas
Looks like a single shot pistol of some type. Looks like it might use air instead of normal pistol cartridges. Would buy desu
Dominic Morales
I wish I did back when I had one because it’s the only thing I think about whenever I see them posted
I was so pure back then, it didn’t even cross my mind
Jose Wright
>step 1 load gun
>step 2 shoot mother fucker
>step 3 discard evidence
kek
Jose Ward
A coffin that you can't put people in. Great.
Hudson Robinson
Jack Hill
I did used one but it belong to a 6 year old girl. Basically she left it at the park by accident when i was just minding my own business and the curiosity got the betterment of me and looked around and saw no one was looking so i walked over to the playground and took it. Three days i jacked off with it and cummed alot on it and then the guilt started to hit me about stealing a girl's toy so on the fourth day i used a wet rag and washed it and came back to the park and waited for her to show upm two hours later she did and i gave her the toy and told her and the parents that i found the toy and wanted to try and give it back but couldn't due to errands over the couple days. They where skeptical but thankking me and the little girl was happy and then asked.
>why does this smell weird?
My chest went cold but managed to say that it was in my old tackle box in my truck which they seemed to believe it but i didn't stick around to be found out i used their daughter's toy as a fuck toy. Masturbating is not the same because i now imagining the six year old giving me a handjob with that toy of hers and i wish i had just kept it instead but it makes me hard knowing she is now playing with the same toy i used for my masturbating time.
Charles Morales
nobody wanted to read this
Colton Wood
Jesus Christ...
Evan Thompson
proof
David Young
I hope you go to hell
David Gonzalez
I'll take 'shit that never happened' for $200
Chase Stewart
I used to masturbate with this one but it belong to a 6 year old girl. Basically she left it at the park by accident when i was just minding my own business and the curiosity got the betterment of me and looked around and saw no one was looking so i walked over to the playground and took it. Three days i jacked off with it and cummed alot on it and then the guilt started to hit me about stealing a girl's toy so on the fourth day i used a wet rag and washed it and came back to the park and waited for her to show up. Two hours later she did and i walked over and gave her the toy and told her and the parents that i found the toy and wanted to try and give it back but couldn't due to errands over the couple days. They where skeptical but thanking me and the little girl was happy and then asked.
>why does this smell weird?
My chest went cold but managed to say that it was in my old tackle box in my truck which they seemed to believe it but i didn't stick around to be found out i used their daughter's toy as a fuck toy. Masturbating is not the same now because i am now imagining the six year old giving me a handjob with that toy of hers and i wish i had just kept it instead but it makes me hard knowing she is now playing with the same toy i used for my masturbating time.
Jace Thompson
lmao
Evan Diaz
Well, this thread certainly took a sharp turn into a soft object.
Jaxson Powell
Screenshot the other one since he fixed the typos
Bentley Powell
That is literally fucked up
Joseph Williams
why don't you do it
Jack Foster
Because i live in the eu
Wyatt Collins
Delet now
Levi Diaz
...
Lucas Allen
Adrian Baker
>The US had helicopters with no lights flying around blasting the sounds of babies, children and women, crying, screaming, and in pain. Creepy AF.
We could do worse.
Benjamin Green
We could.
But let's also recall that those recordings were OC.
Jordan Long
is that a FAMAS
Evan Lewis
>which they seemed to believe it
No, the smell is unmistakable. They knew.
Christian Barnes
Even tho this isn’t true you should still kill your self
Lincoln Butler
who makes these, i have the mining exosuit one and im interested in much more
Jacob Martin
Set and setting is everything. If you're scared as hell and anxious and running on no sleep before the trip hits, you're almost guaranteed to have an awful time.
Christopher Hughes
Wyatt Lee
Adam Clark
>dozens
Pffft, Ebola-chan needs to step up her game. Measles-chan killed 130+k in 2018 alone. 12k of them in Brazil.
Oliver Morales
Clean it better next time
Ethan Kelly
Ryan Campbell
What was it? Jannies deleted it.
Wyatt Barnes
>New Zealand Civil Munitions Reform Act of 2023
That's only 4 years away, rejoice Kiwis!
Benjamin Gonzalez
It barely works, the WHO called the first series a failure as it had a success rate of less than 30%.
Henry Martin
user please step into a mental hospital or a noose.
Joseph Moore
See
Dylan Barnes
Jaxson Brooks
>mfw
Caleb Rivera
>it makes me hard knowing she is now playing with the same toy i used for my masturbating time
Carter Ward
I wish the brotherhood of kod was real so degenerates around the world would all be dead already
Colton Sanders
Nod*
Isaac Gray
Zachary Powell
This shit looks like something lucifige rofocale would wield to usher in the end of days. This shit is the distilled sum of all fears of an entire race of ancient people used as a tool for destroying any particle of hope during their darkest hours
So, "bad"? Yes. But badass enough to make you feel dumbstruck and seduced by the depths of wickedness on display here.
Nolan Rivera
yeah, it doesn't work out well :\
Joshua Peterson
Fuck Metal Gear
and fuck Kojima
Lucas Fisher
Oh God it's a man hack from half-life
Aaron Ortiz
Parker Richardson
Amazon's failed attempts to replace the mailroom clerk
Adrian Martinez
I know many people who'd want to fuck Kojima. Not sure about fucking a video game though.
Leo Moore
>Failed
Robots will completely replace people in almost all warehouse jobs within 10 years. Drivers will be replaced in the same timeframe. Do you realise that people who drive as their job in some form or anther is the single biggest job in the US?
We're about to enter the era of Nobody Has A Fucking Job.
Dominic Sanders
Not if I have anything to say about it
And I do
Pic related
Hunter Morris
Loving the Indian Defence Force's new side arm
Aiden Allen
>new
It's tradition, what do you think the poos used to fight Alexander the Great?
Colton Morales
Parker Reed
reminds me of this