A gun can't love you back guys. Just remember that

Sometimes probably. Probably resents you to a large degree for destroying her body, not living up to your potential, and not being as grateful as she would want.

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It also can't break your heart. Coming out of a relationship of three years I'm very happy with my firearms, I even just bought two more. They are so much less crazy and complicated than a woman. Plus I can have more than one at a time, so there's that.

Neither can modern woman. I'll rather stay with something useful and fun

is this why you date men

Woah man. Please stop the projection.

Breh, don't project the feelings of your mom (clearly a whore) and/or your insecurities into us.

My guns love me. At least a few of them, not my Arisaka though. She rejects me no matter how much I tell her I love her. :(

Hahaha good luck out there

They are my hobby and one true love. I am on a daily basis rewardeded and derive satisfaction from firearms through their aural, visual, and mechanical beauty.

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Aww i made someone grumpy.

Neither can a woman.

That and cocks are way more aesthetic than vagoos.

>A gun can't love you back guys. Just remember that.
>When mass artificial intelligence is only ten years away.
Yeah right

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>Keep her oiled and she'll always look good for you.
>Look after and maintain her and she'll never let you down.
>Keep her by your side and she'll always protect you.

Just learn to listen user, you'll see.

>Her

love doesn't exist

It doesn't have to.

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But my guns do love me back.

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youtube.com/watch?v=tz2DknROaI8

A woman can't protect me

>A gun can't love you back guys. Just remember that.
Neither can a woman

No, but it'll never break my heart either

based

ooof but true

Neither did they

So men?

>10,000 years from now, the last relics of our civilization will be sentient weapons with moé voices that remember their original masters long after they have died out
I am prepared.

> women
If you go completely broke, guess what happens? I don't care how much you think she loves you, she will dump your ass like a sack of potatoes for the next guy. A woman loving you is entirely dependent on your ability to be physically attractive and/or financially supporting, that's it. If one or both of those things go, she goes too. Trust me.
> dogs
Dogs have a bond with owners that is dependent on food; some other guy starts feeding it and you dont, that dog is ditching your ass. Dogs are good partners, but they cannot truly love you. This is a scientific fact.

The gun? It doesn't care if you're down on your luck, haven't been hitting the gym; it doesn't need you to feed it or emotionally take care of it; and guess what? When shit gets real that gun will save your life. All it asks in return is a little maintenance, but some guns don't even need much of that. It can 100% be trusted. Can it love you? No. But it can take care of you when you need help most.

The only people that are capable of actually loving you completely unconditionally are your parents, siblings, kids, and others who you share blood with. Also, a male best friend (no homo) can get pretty close to this tier.

I disagree

Soon waifubots will be real

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>women

so you're saying you have to demonstrate some kind of value in order to maintain a relationship?

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Yeah, you do. I'm aware of that cause I'm in one right now. But that's not unconditional love, her love is dependent on your attractiveness and wealth, it's not real love. Your parents will love you no matter what happens, the same cannot be said of a romantic partner.

win-win situation.

Reminder that cats are nature's perfect killers. Fluffy may look cute, but she'd murder you in your sleep if she could.

>gun can't love you back guys. Just remember that.

Mine do. Maybe you are dating the wrong guns. Mine tell me they love me every night before I sleep they are there proud to b maintained with the correct slings and bayonets an they LOVE me, their old owners stand and nod in the room sometimes knowing I keep their place I history alive. But the weapons, edged and firearms, they sing out their love to me gradually showing their beauty. They will kill anyone who upsets me. They ask me to put songs on when I clean them, I start humming the tune when cleaning them is how they ask and then find it on youtube and we listen together, an old brown bess that likes over the hills and far away or a flank offciers sword that shines brighter when I play the british grenadiers, an old colt 51 who's case hardening sparkles to hear old civil war marches. I once had a snider actually whisper that it loved me as I fitted a sling, a gallery of flintlock pistols hum to me in a chorus when I was alone with them on my birthday. They love me more than any human could and I love them, its a higher love than you can imagine which echoes through the centuries as if through a glass darkly

Neither can a woman, and I can't use a woman to kill things. Gun wins.

>Neither can a woman
The love of a woman can exist but it is nothing compared to the love of an antique weapon.

I sleep in a room with 150 antique weapons that love me utterly as I love them.

ALL YOU NEED

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and here's the paedo transvestite that has no idea what love even is and thinks its something to do with shoving things in anuses

remember to take your meds schizoposter

>remember to take your meds schizoposter
transvestites taking pills carved from aborted horse foals think everyone else is a pill popper
your weapons don't love you because you have no soul.

Nope, domestication over 25,000+ years has formed a dogs brain to FORCE it to love you. There's been research all about how dogs have a center in their brain just for recognizing and lighting up with humans. If it is a human they are familiar with, their brains flood with dopamine and other pair bonding chemicals. Doesn't even need to be the owner, just someone they see repeatedly, ruling out feeding or Stockholm.

>over the hills and far away
youtube.com/watch?v=7bs07OvqXp4

>play the british grenadiers
youtube.com/watch?v=PGrxHO-B2TY
>old civil war marches
youtube.com/watch?v=XquoxxcHmdc

others that are liked by the room
youtube.com/watch?v=DRtnWVvDX6k

youtube.com/watch?v=8wS9fCt71hQ

youtube.com/watch?v=ZNeXl-9vepM

youtube.com/watch?v=hZAV4hsP5WU

youtube.com/watch?v=deJDkU6qiGE

and others.

a dogs love is as strong as a weapons love that's true

the Georgian weapons like this too when fixing bayonets or talking them from scabbards even though its modern...which is wierd
youtube.com/watch?v=AWjzCFAAaw0

Lies, the machine spirit in all guns can love you

Same to you man. Hope you sort things out with your mom.

>Lies, the machine spirit in all guns can love you
I think they become senintent will time and blood not just firearms but edged weapons , until then they are unborn or in a deep sleep. Cleaning them or blood helps wake them from their slumber and they will start talking and when they do they pour out where they have been and seen. A old weapon will love the person who maintains it and knows it very strongly

It's not gonna cheat on me and break my heart either, so it evens out.

This, I understand my 1897, but women? Man they're a fucking mystery.

Many of my older weapons are 'alive' and yes they love me. I am never lonely when I am with them

What music does it like? Ask it when you are cleaning it next.

But is your gun?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsukumogami

There seems to be a contradiction here between the sword as the "soul of the samurai" and the sword as an object "woven with the spirit of the swordsmith"; nevertheless, Odate indicates that the "soul of a tool" results, at least in part, from the maker imbuing the object with his or her own soul. Similarly, the belief that tools can possess spirits may stem from the intimate or intensely personal ways in which men and women used such implements year after year. Perhaps the protracted use of such objects led people to consider the objects as extensions of their own life or their own soul.

nihontoclub.com/blogs/kazarena/2010/02/11/Tsukumogami

Most original brown Bess bayonets and 1796 light and heavy cavalry swords are alive

>women

women are what they are much less worthwhile than dogs, horses weapons, children or land but demanding much more time for less.

You can spend 300 dollars/euros and have any woman of any type do anything you want. Weapons are much more interesting, weapons are not even interested in the blood of women, it does not wake them

Is this why cops take guns that have been used to kill people? So we will never know the true history of a weapon or ever be able to hear it? This is so sad

I'd let a gun love me

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fucking paedo poster in a thread about true love

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I agree that older guns are "alive." I never feel lonely when I have my mauser around me. Even if I do all I need to do is pick her up and hold her for a little bit and then the loneliness leaves me. I haven't even owned my Mauser very long and I can feel that she is alive.

I've got to work with my newer rifle. They don't feel alive to me yet and i find myself frustrated innately when I use them. Perhaps I just need to forge some more experiences with it for it to gain a personality

checked, play it this and make sure it has its bayo and sling!

youtube.com/watch?v=4iozcfAeZzE

>A gun can't love you back guys. Just remember that.
It appears you are disturbingly and evidentially wrong judging by this thread OP and of course a faggot

Its sad they are destroyed as the traces of the souls they breathed to become alive are lost I can't watch footage of old weapons being destroyed, I can almost hear them screaming.

T. The guy that was never loved by a gun
You have to take care of it and clean it. Your grip needs to be firm but fair. Spend more time with your gun, and she'll love you.

That's where you're wrong, user

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Tsundarisaka?

>Your parents will love you no matter what happens
Objectively false

Not really. You will always love the child you remember if not the obnoxious adult they became. Its very fashionable for children to 'hate' their parents today even though most of the people doing it are objectively spoilt teens trying to be edgy so as to bond with similarly intellectual and morally challenged peers by claiming their parents were insufficient in meeting their sense of entitlement. In summary. Shut up and go and call your father.

>Slide bite on your dick

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at least a gun can't lie to me

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What a great story, but do you think guns grow tired of war and killing? Do you think they can enjoy taking a break from war and being a range gun or hunting gun?

>You can spend 300 dollars/euros and have any woman of any type do anything you want.
Except give you anything of value. Whores are like masturbation except worse, leaving you poorer, feeling slightly dirty for having used another human being like that, and pity for the prostitute who has to do this everyday. Alot of people pay whores just to cuddle for a few hours. I totally understand this, it enriches both people.

Guns give you something no one can, or will, give you; more control over your fate, security, and the ability to defend things you care about. All things that women flock to men for.

Yes, exactly.

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Guns were made to kill, no matter how you rationalize it. Nothing would make the soul of a gun sing like spitting lead and claiming lives in the hands of an adrenaline-filled marksman.

But a gun is much less likely to betray you or cheat on you, so there's that.

But she's always down to bang.

Who needs women when you can have a trebuchet?

or traps

well fucking said m80

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>cosmoline squelching noises

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The G11 and AN-94 may both be unbelievably complicated, but compared to a woman, they're basically bricks.

>Picks a brown doll
Nigga...

>©uckime

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They like hanging out with other old weapons, even enemy ones.

That was my point, weapons are far better and more interesting. read the post you replied to again.

Guns are made to stop people killing you. See how wrong you are?

Aint like she is gonna love you back

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Women are incapable of love
This is why you date other men, because men are the only sex capable of actual love.
A woman needs a man for : money, security, children, social status, vanity, and shelter
A man only needs a woman for children
That's why if a man loves another man it's because he wants him for who he is and not any greedy reason.
Artificial wombs with eggs made from male cells are coming soon anyways so you can have your own biological children as well.

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