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At what point in a relationship to you show your guns if you have 5+? I’ve been hiding mine.

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Just casually say I am going out shooting with a friend. Boom, done, cats out of the bag. No BFD. And no don't give her a key to safe, locks or tell her about hiding places until you are married she's born a child for you and you are sure post partum depression doesn't run in the family.

First of all, even my most liberal friends/hookups show interest in shooting, just not necessarily gun ownership. Start by talking about shooting range; doesn't imply ownership, just willing to shoot. If they are so close-minded as to be against it, fuck em. I'm the most liberal, SJW asshole here (I'd get banned for my views honestly), and I wouldn't date someone so closeminded,
Honestly, most sane people are more concerned about the gun owner than the guns beyond the crazy assholes. If they think you are interesting and well-adjusted enough, they will be shocked by wont care about your gun ownership as you are a non-threat. Anyone else flies by ideas and not ideas as attached to reality, so fuck em'. Sucks your FWB isn't interested in you anymore, but good on you for moving on and finding someone who doesn't define themselves by that shit.

immediately. tell her its your hobby and you're just into guns. if shes a keeper then it won't be a big deal and if shes not, well just consider her filtered

This

I wouldn't literally "show my guns" unless we were going shooting or I knew she wanted to see them. Throwing any kind of material hobby in someone's face without context can make you look like a sperg. Plus given the image surrounding firearms there's a difference between "hey, check out my stamp collection" and "hey, check out my weapons."

As far as telling a girl I'm into guns? I kinda of feel things out at first but I'll mention "target shooting" as one of my hobbies on the 1st-2nd date and see what he reaction is. So far I've dated a few women who lit up and were immediately into it. Mostly Filipinas oddly enough. More often they respect my interest but it's not something they follow up on unless I ask them to the range later on. Only once or twice have I gotten a chick asking me why I'm into guns, and even in those cases they didn't object as long as I didn't kill anyone.

Reminds me of something
>Be 26yo kissless virgin
>See post on Jow Forums talking about something nearby
>Get the dude's contact info for bro purposes
>It's not a dude
>It's a liberal dudette
>Have nothing else to lose so I mention I'm getting my CCW soon
>...
>"Let's shoot a deer together and I'll cook it for you."

And that's how I got my first girlfriend.

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This. Why pussyfoot about it? You just come off as weak. Right around the time I first start dating someone, before things get serious, I make sure they know very clearly
>the fact that I'm conservative
>the fact that I'm Christian
>what my hobbies are
>the fact that I do NOT plan on changing any of the above to suit her, if she can't deal with any of it it's not gonna work out
I don't mind dating someone that doesn't agree or like the shit I do / believe in, as long as they don't try to take any of it away from me. It's worked out great so far as far as finding a girl I could actually see myself settling down and starting a family with, long term. The best way to find the kind of woman you really want is to just be honest with all of them.

>interacting with 3DPD

You dont get banned for being a libtard/leftie on Jow Forums you brainlet.
Just because Jow Forums is one of the few platforms where "nazis" dont get insta-shut down you think it has no lefties? Things must be pretty fucked up irl, huh?

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thats so fucking sweet, care to share more?

>Filipinas

Why do they seem the most receptive to it? Any other race of women I've spoken to are either not intrested or openly hostile to guns.

Wait, does she even know you're into guns?

If not, that's a major fuckup on so many levels it's not even funny.

this, Im kind of offended he thinks he'd get banned. This is a free speech zone where youre welcome to be a retard if thats what you want to do.
Leftist are rare here because their ideas can only hold up when everything else is censored and Im still salty how every news agency has removed the comments sections because of wrong think

Sure, like what? Our first date was at an anime convention and we spent two years seeing each other by train like dorks. She was into science, history, and PC building.

I can only speak for the ones I dated, but they were intelligent, outgoing women who didn't take themselves seriously and had lots of interests/hobbies. They also were completely insane. All those things play into an interest in guns. Culturally speaking they're used to getting shit on by other countries, there's a large domestic firearms industry, and many of them use US military service as a path to citizenship, but the ones I dated were born in the US so I don't think that had a lot to to with it.

I like hearing about first dates
Also some memory you are really fond of

You wont get banned for being an SJW, feel free to show everyone how much of a fucking retard you are then take your guns and kys

God I'm so fucking lonely I just want to die

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I feel your pain user, need a fren?

A real one unfortunately.

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I just YOLO that shit right off the bat. Just tell her you want to take her shooting sometime. Unless you're from San Franciso, Seattle or like NYC, most girls don't give nearly enough of a fuck to be upset by it, even if they're super-lefty

I argued with my liberal girlfriend about assault weapons ban before I'd even fucked her though, so take my advice for what it's worth. That being said, she's built a couple of ARs owns like 8 guns now ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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I told my fiance on the second date, she mentioned she'd never been shooting, and I brought it up and took her. She's a lefty too, just not on guns anymore. You've just got to find a moment where it seems natural to introduce it into the conversation.
>Pic unrelated

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>I'm the most liberal, SJW asshole here
Hmm...
>Is retarded enough to think he'll get banned for being a SJW

His story checks out.

Next tell us how hard you support The Green New Deal so we can all mock you

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>>"Let's shoot a deer together and I'll cook it for you."

I've been going to poundtown since I was knee high to a grosshopper, but I'm still jealous of your story user. Pullin strange off of Jow Forums is next level shit.
Was she hot? Are you guys still together?

well, a start is to go off Jow Forums and try to meet people. You think you are the only person with not a lot of friends nowadays?

Personally I dont date girls that aren't okay with it, let alone know about it prior.

>one hobby, 1 in 10000000 people have it
>lack of social experience means you can barely function in public and Siri is better at small talk
>just git out there and git a girl sonny, that's what I did!

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Well now, don't you have a squidgy heart.

If you lack social experience then going out and being social is you you get better, go to a bar and have a beer, shoot the shit with people. Complaining about it on Jow Forums won't help you in the slightest.

This. Current LTR knew about all mine immediately. Now she owns NFA items. I'll pass if they aren't about guns.

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One Hobby, 1 in 1000000 people have it? You act like gun owners are becoming extinct, as for lack of social experience, quit being a spineless sperg, gather info, grow a pair

dude, nothing is going to change by sitting in your home. Things are going to be awkward and painful for you. And you are going to fail, so you think about what you did wrong and change it.
A book that really helped me with that is "how to win friends & influence people" by dale carnegie, his analogies using people like abraham lincoln were really interesting.
>inb4 ReAdInG SElf HelP BoOkS
doesnt matter if your hobby is obscure, sometimes people get curious about those things and you get really nice and deep conversations.


My last gf broke up with me because my attitude was too negative for her apparently, sometimes seeing a little light makes all this shit worthwhile

Well she obviously made a mistake. Chin up bro.

Nothing wrong with trying to find knowledge to improve yourself, but reading stuff on how to make friends/influence people......

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I've never hid them.

Met a bunch of retards on Jow Forums, turns out most users aren't cunts.
I know discord is sort of a meme around here, but Jow Forums discords are a great place to start to meet people that are into guns.

especially those in or around your age group

I just organized a Jow Forums shoot yesterday and it was the most fun ive had in fucking years

got a discord for me?
I would love to meet some Jow Forumsommandos from germany at some point

The first time you are alone at your home, immediately hand her a weapon, warn her "They're coming", and instruct her on where to take defensive position.

I knew you'd respond like that. I fucking knew it. People like you are quick to complain about how sad and lonely they are but then it's all excuses when it comes to actually do anything about it. Social skills are grown over time. You want to get along with people? Read up on how not to be a sperg and then go out and talk to people. Guys, girls, dogs, whatever. It'll be awkward at first but after a while you'll get into the right space. And the more time you spend with people the more opportunity you'll have to meet women. I mean, fuck, I got a girl's number at my cousin's funeral after he killed himself.

But it's easier for you to whine and post memes so you'll never try. Have you considered buying a KSG?

I tried to organize a range trip but everyone in my area turned out to be underage, nogunz, or were afraid they'd spill their spaghetti around other people.

>typing like tHiS
Fuck off back to wherever you came from.

We talked on AIM (RIP) for a couple months before we found at excuse to meet. Spent a day walking around an anime con and just being silly. That wasn't a "date" exactly, so it took us another month to meet and then after that it was kind of "well shit I guess we're a couple." We did lots of odd stuff together so nothing really stands out as my favorite.

She never did actually shoot with me. We went to the range once but the noise freaked her out (undiagnosed but I'm sure she was slightly autistic) and she had to leave.

We were together for two years, from 2010 to 2012. She was cute but overweight when I knew her. I saw her again a few years ago and she was looking great.

>but then it's all excuses when it comes to actually do anything about it.
But that's why they're sad and lonely, how do you not understand that? Yes, they are pathetic, they aren't willing to change, if they were you'd never hear their whining in the first place. Spare your anger for something worthwhile, a different approach is required to help them.

I fully understand that. I'm just tired of seeing guys saying they just wish there was some way they could make friends, and then when someone tells them how they backpedal and get mad like they're being tricked or something.

Damn that sucks buddy. I guess keep trying and explicitly state nogunz should not bother coming.

The spaghetti thing is mostly a meme as most Jow Forums users I've ever met have actually been some funny ass motherfuckers.

why did you breakup? if you don't mind me asking.

I don't think its that they can't make friends, they're just afraid of people not liking them. I've been in the same situation before and ultimately I realized that it was my weirdness and issues with not being able to deal with people not liking me in a reasonable matter.

What I was doing was basing my self-worth over how many laughs or people I could get to like me and it was a pretty unhealthy way of determining my value.

So in this dudes mind if he never tries, he keeps his mirage of self worth because he hasn't failed at making friends. Its like schrondingers box. If you open the box you no longer can hold onto the belief that the cat is still alive if its dead.

So living in a state of ambiguity of your social value is better than knowing its reality. You're both a success and a failure at the same time, but you can't be sure which one. Its Schrodinger's friends dude.

It never went past the planning stage.
>I'd like to but I'm 16 lol
>I'd like to but I'm on mental health disability
>I'd like to but statutory rape conviction
>I'd like to but if I have to talk to other people while shooting I'll have panic attacks

I told my GF and now she wants to get a gun for protection
But 9mm was apparently too loud for her at the range so we're gonna have to do a few trips renting .22 and maybe .32 after a while to build her up to 9mm

Take that bitch shooting on the first date. Just bring easy guns with tame recoil like an AR or Makarov.

If a woman can't handle .458 Lott she's not worth dating.

Jesus christ.. Thats real bad luck.

I'd say just make some friends at the range instead because those people actually have guns and are probably more normal type of people.

>I've been hiding mine

I hate to tell you this, but if you've ever left her alone in your place for more than 30 minutes, she's found them.

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Don't do that. Just go buy a .22 pistol. You should have one anyway.

Look into .380, too. I got my wife a .380 and she loves it and enjoys shooting it because it's cutely shaped and blue and white. She's shot similar guns before that weren't cute and she felt like they had too much recoil. Women fall for cute things, it's instinctual.

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Should get her some earmuffs and then double up on earpro for her if it bothers her. Though honestly a ruger mark 2,3,4 would be a good little gun to plink for cheap and is pretty quiet.

If you have lots of cash, mark 4 with a suppressor is like shooting a deadly bb gun.

Isn't a .38 special essentially the same as 9mm in many ways?

Some chicks are into recoil.

Storytime:
>>myself and another friend who is also into guns invite several nogunz friends to go shooting.
>>general good time had by all, finally getting close to leaving, one of our friends (chick) is getting a bit bored
>>most of the group is shooting 22's, I am shooting muh 300 WM.
>>bored chick walks up, wow, that looks big, can I try.
>>Wasn't planning on letting the noobs shoot this but figure why not, talk her through operating a bolt-action rifle and make sure she does so safely.
>>boom.wav
>>Chick grins from ear to ear. Can I shoot another one?
>>this repeats for a while.
>>now everyone wants to leave but we all have to wait for her to finish out the box.
>>Get home
HBD
>>friends with benefits now

This type of chick would be the girl whos excited to ride a dirtbike for the first time as compared to terrified.

If you're looking for a good relationship be honest immediately about guns and other interests. If they find it repugnant; oh well. hiding it and springing it on them leads to some pretty harsh transitions and you can only handle so many of those in life.

Emotional differences. Guys meme about wanting an emotionless girlfriend but when you're actually in a relationship with a woman who only sees logic it's rough. The signs that someone cares about you that your unconscious mind expects aren't there. She was probably on the spectrum, she'd been through some bad shit, and while we were dating she had untreated depression. Plus she was only 21 when we broke up.

I saw her again years after we broke up and she'd turned her life around. But she still related to people in a very detached way that was kind of creepy. I heard she's married to another woman now, so I'm happy for her.

She was awesome, though. In the last ten years I've only dated one woman who was as smart and interesting, and that was a 39yo PhD biochemist.

After she has become comfortable with your fuced up personality but before she thinks she knows you.

So good luck timing that.

Yeah, she was into bikes too. You were right on the money there.

.38 Special is sort of similar, but rimmed and much longer. .380 ACP is sort of like 9mm-lite. It performs well with the right loads and the recoil is lighter. Lots of pocket pistols are chambered in it.

Nigger in my state 34% own guns
No its not Alaska

Pretty early on so she knows what she's getting and you don't waste each other's time.

Sup evan.

Seconding this. Meeting up with a bunch of irl shitposters for bants guns and beer is a great time.

How do you tell a girl you CCW

If things get serious and she grabs your thick hard Glock I can imagine a weird conversation

No Jow Forums meetups in germany

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What's 3HBD?

I casually produced a Mossberg 500 from behind the door one day when she was over and I heard a weird noise in another part of the house.

This was about two weeks in.

sorry shitskin

Whenever, boys don’t really care too much, they even find it sexy and masculine.

That's date 1 or 2 things. If she isn't OK with firearm ownership dump her. You if your desperate you could wear her down on the idea but I hate having my time wasted and don't wish it on anyone.

What state and how many showed up? Was it a local range or personal? Be honest how bad did the people who show up look and what did they bring.

For real this. I live in PDX and haven't had a bad experience with women who are dating me and guns

Thicc!

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If pic related happens, buy a fucking ring, now.

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This. Any other answer is just autism. Guns turn bitches on and taking a girl to the range is a great second or third date.

>Tfw last date asked me a question and went on about how she didn't want to offend me.
>Asks my position on guns.
>Show her my phone wallpaper which is a pump and a Mosin. Very fudd tier
>She loves it and we talk guns for a while.
>tfw she never has the weekends off so I can take her shooting.
>soon.jpg

What anime is this?

Just tell her right off the bat but only if she asks. If she's appalled at the idea of gun ownership, she will probably continue to be. But maybe, just maybe you can talk some sense into her.

>Get on the topic of firearms on the first date because she "like to be controversial".
>How do you feel about the Second Amendment user?
>wellitwasnicemeetingyou.jpg
>"There should be an IQ test and physical standards."
>Talk her down from her "no guns at all" position to "some guns for the fit"
>Reveal I own 6 guns after she asks.
>Ask her if she wants to go shooting sometime.
>"Umm idk, they're scary."
>Date ends, it went well.
>That weekend she asks if I was serious about going to the range.
>She wants to go
>Take her, she shoots, she loves it! (Not a fan of the AR but I'll get her there)
>She brings up 2A again and tells me it was fun and she understands the appeal and need for it.
>Now talk her from "SOME guns for the fit" to "if the government has it so should we" basically recreational nukes (but still for fit people).
>She actually fucking agrees!
>Back at her place, she moister than an oyster.

Hopefully she agrees that you should be able to own whatever you want so long as you aren't a fat retard.

Noice

Relationships I've had with girls I've "turned" were never really that great. Even the ones who went shooting with me would still take time to point out every time something negative about guns was in the news. It's easier to find a girl who isn't against them in the first place.

I had an ex once who would unironically defend illegal immigrants on the other side of town having (probably) illegal guns because "they need to protect themselves from racists and hate crimes. But in the next breath would scold anyone she saw/knew who carries for being "a coward" since the neighborhood was sooo safe... I flipped her eventually after we were almost robbed at a Walmart by some Honduran with a clearly fake airsoft deagle.

Don't worry user we're here for you
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This is a gun board. What's stopping you?

>adding to gun violence statistics so some poor fuck can Kobain himself
Don't listen to him user, suicide is for bitch niggas. Go down in a blaze of glory against the ATF like a real man.

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>Go down in a blaze of glory against the ATF like a real man.

Now you become a "mass shooting" statistic. (((Remember))) one happens after five hours in the United States.

This is why if I were to ever hypothetically go out in a blaze of glory I would just use a truck or bomb something.

>Conservative white Christian right wing terrorists are the real threat, not innocent Muslim immigrants

Not if I do pic related

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You wouldn’t get banned but you should definitely stop coming here

I think you belong over at Jow Forums

Dated several liberal women, only girl to leave me over guns was conservative. Haven't been able to motivate myself to go on a date sense. Liberals talk a big game, but generally they lack the conviction to follow through on their "values"

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>gun for protection
>too loud
???
I'd just get more ear protection rather than waste money on rentals

>I'd get banned for my views

No, actually you wouldn't. Conservatives believe in things like Freedom of Speech even for naive cocksucking degenerates like you.