>hi uncle user, mommy says she have to fly to Arkansas because granny is not feeling ok and I will stay in your house for the weekend. What are we going to do?
Hi uncle user...
Jonathan Green
Anthony King
*Hands him my ruger blackhawk*
"Go shoot at some squirrels have fun don't point it at yourself or anyone else."
Hunter Parker
Tunnel explorer time!
Ryan Perez
>triple dubs
praise him also pic related
Ayden Hernandez
Fuck off you left wing pedo piece of shit
Ayden Gray
politely refuse because I still hate his mommy for crashing my mommy's car and blaming it on me when I ALREADY OWNED MY OWN FUCKING CAR
Juan Nelson
>Has your mother told you about the eternal Juden yet?
Mason Brown
Fuck off blatant newfag
Mason Morris
I dont have any siblings, who is this child and why is he calling me uncle?
Landon White
Yikes!
Parker Howard
I have 3 brothers and none of them have kids; I'd be making some immediate phone calls, but I'd start up some breakfast.
>"you dont have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this" as I hand him a bowl of eggs.
And then we wait for the PTS official to show up.
Daniel Hill
You eaten yet kiddo? Grab your sister and I'll make some food. Then I'll teach you how to shoot because God knows your useless alcoholic father wont.
Ryan Lopez
Get on the 30 pri'ate there's nips in the wire!
Sebastian Cooper
My dad has stories like that. He used to hunt squirrel in the woods behind his suburban home with his great grandad's pump .22 and .22 shorts
Parker Gonzalez
Bạn tôi.
Lincoln Sanchez
Your house is haunted. Try to make peace with the smallnspirit. It could be a restless child or a demon in disguise. If you suspect the latter get the fuck out and call the Vatican asap
Wyatt Wood
Got something you want to get of your chest user?
Angel Nguyen
Grab that paintball gun and that straw sombrero looking thing. We're going Vietnam re enacting and we're the gooks this time
Caleb Long
Single shot 9mm rimfire kiddo. No need to cover your ears. No, not the Mauser, you need to put on a bit of weight before I let you handle that one
Jacob Mitchell
wat? my mom is sick?
pack your shit, kid. we're going too and I'll show you all the stuff you can poach from a moving boat on lake of the Ozarks, all of the innawoods, growfields, methlabs, old school hippies who love guns, and 56k modems.
I love the Natural State.
Jackson Green
We’re going to make sure Mommy doesn’t snitch on me about things I did to her when she was sleeping. You see, I was 13 and she was 12 when it started, but her body was asking for it
Jace Scott
Good one pedo
Fuck off leftypol
Benjamin Mitchell
>"I bet mommy never showed you how to make a bomb"
Adam Lewis
probably have him handload some of his own cartridges and have him shoot it
supervised of course.
If he can wrap himself around my 7rm that would be the choice benched or prone. It's like 15lbs, has a huge muzzle brake, and recoils so little I cant watch the vapor trail from my optic at max power.
Christopher Peterson
Unironically me
Ryder Adams
Slottin floppies, kid.
Jonathan Ross
I'm not great with kids, but they deserve a better father than the useless fuckhead my sister married. Dude drinks constantly and yells at the kids for being kids, which is why they love spending weekends at the grandparents (my parents)
He's not abusive, but hes just a lazy piece of shit.
Carter Rodriguez
How is antisemitism leftypol?
Andrew Campbell
Keep an eye on em, guide them where he can't. Maybe it will make him ste up or just fuck off all the better. I'll pray for your family bro
Landon Smith
Have you seen the modern DNC? Multiple rabid antisemites
Hudson Wood
>He's not abusive
That you know of.
Thomas Sullivan
it's AUNT, not uncle you bigoted little shit