Dad, you didn't forget my birthday!

>dad, you didn't forget my birthday!
>what is it?
>your wife looks with concern knowing that your gift is a gun
>you simply smug and wait for her reaction
So? What did you get her user?

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half my 1k round box of m193

>22lr Ruger LCR

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Nice, give a child the easiest possible gun with which to shoot themselves

Give her a rifle you dummy

Just a barbie doll.

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The box is too small for a rifle.

*takedown intensifies*

fuckin derp, I didn't think about that
Henry AR7 I guess could be an answer

Don't ruin it

20 gauge single shot shotgun

My daughter is 4. I’ve already bought and set aside a 10/22 and a stripped AR lower for us to build together. Just going to wait a few more years to give them to her.

Moist nugget

>this is a giggle switch
>this is also the reason we didn't get you a puppy this year

Kek

If my kid is dumb enough to shoot itself at the age depicted in the op's pic after being taught gun safety, I just make a new one. Hopefully it won't be retarded this time.

At that age she gets a .22 break action. The last thing I want is a ND with my kid involved.

itself please do not procreate.

at that age she gets this and the gun safety talk.

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but she already had the gun safety talk and knows the difference between the real thing and the toy so its time for training.

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>So? What did you get her user?
Eat up, sweetie! I bought you a GAU-12 last year, so I wanted to mix things up this time around. Make sure to share some with the rest of us!

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how does one smug?

a 9mm hi-point spray painted pink

10/22 with a 3 to 9. My daughter's birthday is on Thursday and this is what I got her. She will be 6 and I think she is ready for it.

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Why do you hate your daughter?