How would you execute a invasion of mainland Australia?
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Please for the love of god just take Tasmania we don't want that shithole.
... why? Have you seen that sun scorched rock full of mega evolution Pokemon, wasted abos, endless nothingness, and surrounded by sharks?
Aircraft carrier full of emus and crash it into their largest port
Return in 6 months to free real estate
>Amphibious assault on flanking positions around major cities. Cut off or otherwise neutralize drinking water supplies. Encircle the cities and wait them out.
You'd have to deal with AUSAS types fucking around in your rear, but cut off from the rest of society theyd be pretty hosed.
Your biggest threat would be the Chinese taking advantage and launching an invasion of their own.
Empower the local murders of flightless birds. Sydney before Christmas.
Use an army of Cassowarys
i just always assumed it would turn into a red dawn scenario
No, it wouldnt.
This. It's just not worth it.
.t ausfag
>The aussie making fun of Canada for being chink infested
ironic
A bunch of emus and a few Brit prsion guards in a sailing ship should do the job. Who the fuck wants Australia, it's a desert filled with hideous poisionous critters and then there is some nasty wildlife that has toxic venom too.
By Emu
I’d marry Bindi Irwin and become their king.
Ally with the Emu Alliance.
emu artillery shells
buy all the electricity infrastructure then shut it down and watch everyone but gas huffing abbo die off from lack of ac. then clean up
Australia has one of the best defenses in the world by virtue of "nobody wants this shithole":
>hot as balls
>every animal on there sucks
>95% of the women are ugly
>little to no natural resources
>shit strategic position
>population is just descendants of ugly british convicts
Nuke Melbourne
With a phone call to China.
victoria is the state we should be annexing from the fags and the pinkos
>>little to no natural resources
Nigga what. Aus has absolute fucktonnes of uranium and other shit
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Why the fuck would I want to invade a place that is filled with criminals?
Emus
Just make a television announcement asking the Australian citizens why they live there,they will suddenly realize they don’t have to live there and leave