How to weaponize bread?

Actually this.

>I have done nothing but teleport bread for the last week

>immediately ruined the thread

show some lovely mobile genetic elements into sourdough lactobacteria to make it pathogenic and antibiotic resistant

you can't weaponize bread
it's naan lethal

Force people to anally ingest the bread at gunpoint and shoot them when they fail this task. Boom. Weaponized bread. (Note: above weaponization technique only works in concert with softer bread varieties. Subjects may encounter fleeting success with firmer breads; baguettes and bread sticks especially)

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lace it with fentanyl

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Mass LSD trip across the world works be an interesting 8 hours
underrated kek

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Get rid of bread, filthy peasants will die of hunger

Rock-hard (and indeed contains various rocks such as gravel), never goes stale, and is terribly sustaining. A traveller can go for miles, just knowing there's dwarf bread in their pack. A traveller can think of just about anything to eat rather than dwarf bread including their own foot and even pumpkins (see Witches Abroad).

Various forms of dwarf bread can be used as weapons, e.g. battle muffins and drop scones. Fine specimens of dwarf bread can be found in the Dwarf Bread Museum, Whirligig Alley, Ankh-Morpork, open to the public whenever volunteers have time (Feet of Clay). Dwarfs away from home often miss dwarf bread very much, and complain that mass-produced breads by Mr. Ironcrust hardly meet the standards, but dwarfs are too busy working to go and see the exhibits in the museum, much less to volunteer there.

Proper dwarf bread has to be not just baked, but forged (with gravel, of course) and dropped in rivers and dried out, and sat on and left, and looked at every day and then put away again. For preference, its use as a cat's litter box is also recommended. Dwarfs generally devour it with their eyes, because even dwarfs have trouble with devouring it any other way.

Famous breads include the Scone of Stone, which appears in The Fifth Elephant.

naani?!

>How to weaponize bread?
Poison it

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Vegetarian

>Operation Vegetarian was a British military plan in 1942 to disseminate linseed cakes infected with anthrax spores onto the fields of Germany. These cakes would have been eaten by the cattle, which would then be consumed by the civilian population, causing the deaths of millions of German citizens. Furthermore, it would have wiped out the majority of Germany's cattle, creating a massive food shortage for the rest of the population that remained uninfected. Preparations were not complete until early 1944. Operation Vegetarian was only[citation needed] to be used in the event of a German anthrax attack on the United Kingdom.[1]

>The cakes themselves were tested on Gruinard Island, just off the coast of Scotland. Because of the widespread contamination from the anthrax spores, the land remained quarantined until 1990. The five million cakes made to be disseminated in Germany were eventually destroyed in an incinerator shortly after the end of World War II.[2]

Came here to post this.

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if i had a pumpernickel for every time i've heard that one

Mix it with fuming Nitric acid....Might turn into Sprengel explosive if you do it right.

Damn, Anglos really are villains.
Say what you want about Nazis, but that's fucked up.

Well in their defense they would have used it in retaliation

Fuck nukes, this is the ideal method of foreign genocide.

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
>you said I could

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ALL YOUR HEADS ARE GONNA BE A FINE RED MIST
HEH HEH HEH HEH

Speaking as someone with coeliacs, just feed it to me.

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There were no 'good' guys in WWII

[citation needed]

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>friend group played for years , MVM
>check if they deleted me last log in 7 years ago

Feels bad man. They gave me my first strange weapon, I even named it

Load it with carbs then let people eat it

hide ants in it, wait for someone to take a bite then BAM mouthful of ants

jesus christ britain

Find the old Jow Forums hardtack threads.

youtu.be/AMYKQc-MVIM
Its a bread knife

that's how you get a homunculus. do you want a homunculus, cause that's how you get one, dude.

wanna know why they call it jewish rye?
because ora p;'u hq;d fer whatfr

Saved

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Toast it then put tiny needles and feed it to people as a grilled cheese

Toast the fuck out of it and boil some water.
Take the water off the heat and toss in the bread (and maybe some raisins too).
Leave it to soak for a while then strain out the lumps.
Add yeast, sugar, and fresh raisins and leave it in a sealed container to ferment for a few days.
Filter out the sediment and serve your new combat drug cold.
Let the power of the motherland flow through you, and crush all who stand in your way.

rise to the challenge.

add more gluten

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