You ever threatened someone with a gun before either it be in self defense or a threat to someone due to conflicts...

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Why’d you kill the dog nigger, it didn’t do anything to you.

>t. Psycho
Red flag laws might not be a bad thing

Things that definitely happened in real life the thread.

kys samefag

t. ATF

>11pm ish
>Bad part of town
>Dog runs at me
>Start to draw
>Dog is just a friendly doggy wanting to meet new people
>Pet doggy
>Owner catches up and takes the doggy home

Closest I've come to using my pistol for self defense.

Had a gun stuck in my face at a pub in America by a tard. Later on I watched the police beat him outside the pub, was jokes.

I saw your post on Jow Forums. Goddamned neanderthal.

Off yourself, you and I both know the dog didn't do shit.

>my dick was so big
>fucked this girl, so hot, but she went to a different school
>was a really cool gangsta with gangsta friends
Your story stinks of underage pal

I accidentally a girl's toy so does that count?

So you had to add shit i didnt even say to make yourself feel better? Not underage & Not lying. Lifes not as fucking lame as yours when you got balls.

>take time off to visit family
>16 y/o brings her new boyfriend
>skinny wannabe tough guy
>everything's cool, sit down for dinner
>sis asks him to pass the salt
>backhands her across the face
>dad draws down on him
>brothers draw down on him
>I draw down on him
>take turns pistol whipping him for half an hour before we drag him onto the front porch and call an ambulance
>tell the EMT he tripped on his shoelaces

>I'll take "things that never happened" for 400, Pat.

You fucking madman

Maybe the "bad" part of town isnt as bad as you think and you're just paranoid.

>>Handed me another half pound anyways, back when that was weight
That's not really weight, even back in the 90s, even in WA (Olympia faggot here)

>One night when I was running I saw a large shape moving fast to cut me off.
>I turned to face it and started to draw
>It was a road sign.
>It wasn't moving, I was.
>I drew on a sign.

I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE!!!!!!!

>falling for bait in current year

And this, friends, is why so many road signs in the Southeastern United States have holes in them.

>dude wants to be left alone
>isn’t
>says crazy shit to get the guy to leave him alone
>is left alone
>doesn’t do any crazy shit
He’s not a psycho he’s just an autist trying to communicate his desire to be left alone the only way he knows how.

I don't blame him, fuck baptist and catholics. Orthodox is the only church group that isn't so far up their own asses or straight up cultist of judgemental assholes.

Last week I was going to get some money from an ATM in a train station in fucking daylight. So the romm was emty, as noone uses the ATM. A guy was coming at me from behind. Like 30cm behind my neck he said "draw money" in an agressiv tone. As I was turning around he said that he is wanted. I pulled my knive and waited to see what he was doing. Fucking drawing money from another Machine and getting the fuck out. I still wonder if I should have robbed him instead. I am from europe and a knive is not as popular as you and I think.

about 8 times. 3 of the times the person didnt even know they were are lb lf
trigger pressure away from death.
i operate a retail store in manhattan and have a license to carry. the coveted unrestricted business carry. long story but my uncle was kidnapped so i got issued the permit.

here are the two most memberable times.
first was hurricane sandy
>gas shortage so gas rationing
>take my work van to get filled. huge line. everyone seems calm and is waiting paitnetly, maybe 80 cars.
>sitting for like 2 hours, slowly moving forward.
>gas attendents taking there sweet time.
>the line is long enough that whenever the lighy changes you have to stop at intersection
>at one of these intersections this asshole in an astrovan cuts the line.
>i have had enough
>i get out of my car and walk to his driver side door
CONT

Eh i felt It was weight for being a high schooler, i was in Vancouver and ounces of mids were going for 200 back then. I remember that 500 a qp was a good plug because most people were selling them for 600-700. Also i was a suburban skater kid so having a half pound fronted every week was a lot to me and my friends. Most kids i knew who were selling pot were only buying ounces. I didnt meet anyone who multiple pounds until years later and weed became legal so everyone was growing and it became near worthless.

>i ask the guy wtf he is doing
>i am trying to stay calm, but its a blackout after a big hurricane, everbody is on edge
>the guy rolls his windown half down and starts asking me what im gonna do
>has heavy eastern european accent

i think this guy was used to the neutered nyer.

>i get mad. i know that if i walk away ill never live it down

PROTIP: DO NOT DO WHAT I DID THIS CAN END IN DEATH PLEASE DO NOT DO THIS

>i have had enough, i unholster my peice and cram it through the half open window litteraly jamming the barrel into this guys eyesocket
>he tells me i wont shoot him
>with it still jammed in his eye i switch the safety off
>he switched his car into reverse and starts to roll while cursing jn whatever slav language

>i guide him out and keep the gun pounted at him till he leaves

i got back in my van and kept on line.

next story is less justified. i guess i have a hot temper

STORY 2

>on my way home from work in traffic
>had recently had back surgery so im A) cranky B) not fucking around
>im in traffic, stopped
in front of a cvs parkinglot/driveway
>all of a sudden i hear “HOOOONNNNNKKKKKKKKKK” super loud and repative
>lo and behold its a melinated gentleman with his gf/wife/sister is waving his hands and honking and screaming.
>he wants me to move
out of his way so he can make an illegal left turn
>cant go forward cause traffic
>i throw my hands in the air like “wtf”
>this enrages the guy. he gets out of his car and starts to walk towards me

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>he comes over to my driver side window. i dont roll it
down. he is screaming now
>i stay calm. cant do anything.
>he then says “im gonna find you later”
I have had enough.
>he takes a pic of my license plate and gets back in his car
>i get out of mine,

DISCLAIMER: DO NOT DO THIS THIS CAN GET YOU KILLED OR ARRESTED YOU ARE NOT A TOUGH GUY

>i unholster my gun and keep it low
>i walk right up to his car which is now stuck becauw i am not letting him out ahd ask him if he wants to die in front of his wife
>he stupidly rolls his window down.
>i shove my peice in his face and ask him if he is a tough guy
>his wife is now screaming.
> feeling succesfull, i jump back in my car and hitail it out of there.
>stash the car and take uber for the next 3 months.

theres my stories op.

Based Orthodoxy!
Im converting, got tired of the protestant church BS. Especially having to rationalize little rock concerts before the service and listening to their little motivational speeches that pass as sermons. And we all know whats wrong with the catholics.

No idea if it counts but I tried to strangulate the dude who bullied me in school with the laze of my schoolbag once
He is still alive tough, but just cause I got my lunchbox back

>whats wrong with the catholics
pedophilia, isn't it

t. jew

Yup. Systematically covered up. Popes advisor, second in command of the church essentially was just found guilty of multiple child rapes. The pope himself helped cover up some rapes. And the catholic position is once a priest always a priest, so they dont remove them they just move them to another church. Orthodox lets their priests marry, excommunicate fags and pedos and dont accept papal authority.

t. bought the hollywood line

rabbis and mohels
litteraly suck baby penis but thats ok. unsubstantiated claims of abuse from 60+ years ago against catholics are totally terrible though

i see you Moshe

The Little shitgut deserved it.

Orthodoxy is not a jewish settlement nor is it a mosque

Imagine being such a faggot that your measuring your dick size via drug talk on a Japanese basket weaving forum

t. retard

Are you retarded? Orthodox arent on jew nuts like prots and you catholics seem more partial to jews than us. Thats another thing, we completely reject zionism and judaism as a heresy and a false religion. Saint Chrystosom’s homilies against the jews can show you how we feel about them. And yeah keep believing papal lies. Your church was infiltrated by jews a long time ago. Jesuits were started by a jew who said jews get extra honor for joining. Jesuit jews now control your church.

At least orthodox isn't a cukt full of judgemental crucifying assholes that get away with diddling little boys like you.

Imagine being so self conscious your getting butthurt over someones claim on a Mongolian toon porn forum.

>this is your mind on heresy

Please read Sayings of the Desert Fathers, Little flowers of st. fancis of assisi, and Abba Poemans and Abba pambos writings.

Paul is a fake apostle.

orthodox is more concerned about tithes than anything else. keep fooling yourself that the Haga Sophia is yours. you gave it up to the mudslim hoardes. My people worked directly to reconquer the church.

Thanks for ruining it.
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The reason orthodoxy became a thing is because cathokics where going around killing other christians and pulling jewish tricks like telling dumbasses that you can pay your sins off by giving money and by restricting the bible in one language only thus playing dictator of the europe back then. Orthodox split off and told catholics to fuck off and the cathokics response was to go over and kill them for not agreeing with their extreme bullshit.

Fuck your pope and fuck you catholic faggots at least protestants are just idiots in nature but you are worse than baptists.

>okay amount of cash on me for Craigslist purchase, it’s maybe 5:30 pm after work
>stop to get gas, buy a drink or something inside for the drive
>guy infront of me sees cash in my hand, says forgot he wanted gum or something, walks around for a few seconds looking at me before buying his shit and leaving
>I buy my shit, guy has pulled his car to front of store, sitting in it watching me at counter and leave
>unbelievably sketched out, I’ve been jumped before after a car full of guys followed me for a few blocks, whole thing felt the exact same
>as I leave store, raise shirt enough to show my gun on me (appendix)
>guy puts car in reverse and leaves pretty calmly, I go about my day

In hindsight brandishing might not have been best idea, maybe he had a reason to be sketchy, but the whole thing just felt off

nobody even commented on my stories of self
defense it ruined itself

>Paul is a fake apostle.
Easy way to spot a heretic.

t. shlomo

Blame Catholics and Baptists for carrying on the argument because they feel that they need to force their shit down in people's throats like it is still 16 century

Shut up faggot. This thread sucked from the start.

Boy diddly pope

I appreciate the sentiment but orthodoxy didnt break away from catholics. The churches were all equal until the Romans elevated their bishop to pope ruler status. That church became the vatican while the others remained interdependant with no one ruling figure like the pope but a council of bishops. Catholics claim we broke away, we claim they did. It was a separation regardless.

Based.

I like to think the orthodox seperated because the catholic became too corrupted and became a monopoly like dictatorship over europe due to it's religious and rich status with the loyalists while the orthodox cared more for the interest of the common people and the public in general.

>thinking the many bisphorics of the orthodox “church” is less corrupt than the holy see
>2019 anno dominus

lmao

Not even close.
The seeds of the schism go all the way back to charlemagne being named holy roman emperor, with the pope invoking something called the translatio imperii. Short version: in the absence of a legitimate western roman emperor, the pope can appoint one.
This pissed off the eastern empire for good reason, but seeing as the sitting baselius was irene of athens who had just deposed her own son and had him killed to seize power for herself, the ere was in no position to dispute it. Moreover, eastern chalcedonian christianity was deep in the throes of iconoclasm which weakened the position of the ecumenical patriarch as nominal first-among-equals of the pentarchy.
The move of the ecumenical patriarchate back to Rome was inevitable. The Greeks just didnt like it.

Anno Domini
(In the) year (of the) lord.
Dative, genative. Learn latin, scrub.

touch my pp

this

Thanks. I only been privy to this orthodox stuff for a few weeks.

Not yet luckily. Brandished my knife before and gotten into a few fights and a few times where tweakers need persuasion by busting a skateboard over their heads though.

>neighbor always hates me for no reason.
just killed his fucking dog, ya know, no reason for him to hate you

We're coming on a thousand years since the schism, how the fuck have you only been privy to orthodoxy for a few weeks?

Here in the midwest we just blast them from our cars on backroads while going 85

Because I live in America where we are raised to believe theres only Catholicism or Protestantism and a cults like mormonism. I only heard about Orthodoxy after getting fed up with the 40,000 protestant denominations and researching church history.

What protestant church were you at?? Mine was the most bland, cut and dry boring sermons you could imagine. Not that it matters anymore because I really fell off the whole religion thing but man did that place make you want to fall asleep instead of pray.

I remember my church which was protestant and actually fell asleep a few times and out of curiosity decided to drive over and check out a local orthodox church and it surprised me greatly on how much goes on that actually doesn't put you into sleep.

>I need to be entertained to engage in worship
Absolute trash. And that's coming from a catholic who observes latin mass.

Yeah, sure. Fuckin 12 year old nigger

It was called “First Evangelical”
It was fine at first, I tolerated the rock band and huge tv screen close shots of the worship team because the first couple sermons were pretty convicting but then the rest just seemed about the audience. It was less about what we needed to do as Christians and more about this focus on unconditional love. I literally saw people smoking pot in the lot before church and just got tired of all the luke warmness. It just didnt feel very spiritual. It was like they were telling us we could never be actually like Jesus so just half heartedly try to be, Orthodoxy teaches that we can in fact become like Jesus through ascetism and denying ourselves and prayer but i guess that doesnt appeal to the average American.

Sorry I'm 45 and drift off to sleep easily forgive my lack of being alert 24/7 like a child on adhd also since you admitted to being a catholic can you exomain why you look up to one guy that claims hea messanger of god when in the vible it directly points out to be weary of people like the pope since false idols are dangerous to seek advice from?

I'm not either of them, but if the sermon isn't compelling (not entertaining, theologically compelling) then what the fuck are you doing?

orthodoxy is the opposite of aestetic

t. gnostic

Are there orthodox churches in Arkansas?

The pope has only spoken ex cathedra (the only time a pope is considered to be infallible)7 times:
1: dual nature of christ, 490
2: dual will of christ, 680
3: beatific vision, i.e. the just don't wait until judgement day to ascend to heaven, 1336
4: jansenism is heresy (mostly due to the predestination bit.), 1653
5: no really, jansenism is heresy, 1794
6: immaculate conception, 1854
7: assumption of Mary, 1950
Are these dangerous bits of theological advice?

I pointed a gun at a crackhead that wandered into my house about two weeks ago, actually. She left as soon as she saw it.

That's fair.
I guess digging into the readings in regards to the homily can be boring for some folks.

I didn't say I needed to be entertained, I needed to be engaged. There is a difference. The purpose of going to church for me was to help establish a direct connection to god, and in order for that to happen I needed engaging sermons (which eventually we got a younger pastor who was a much better speaker) and that wasn't really being given. If the service didn't make me think or use my head to develop conclusions I was just better off reading scriptures and making notes at home.

Its really not that outrageous. Im not black. I met that woman at an underaged club. Looking back she was probably a female predator. She was pretty nuts too. She was raised Catholic so she didnt lose her virginity til after high school and only saw one other dick before seeing mine so it wasnt really an outrageous claim for her to make. I live in a state which had a medical marijuana program. It wasnt hard to find small time criminals who had medical cards that were growing pot in their garages who would have high school kids like me sell it to other high school kids. And back then we had super lax gun laws, you could go into a gun show and buy a mac for $300 until the California fags moved here and voted in gun laws. This was almost a decade ago dumb ass. And the dealer wasnt my friend, youd suck up to someone who had a gun pointed at you too. Sorry you dont leave the basement and the only pussy you seen you paid for.

Held a gun on a nigger whacked out on pcp who took his clothes off and tried to come across the counter and get into the cash register until the cops showed up years ago when I was working at a gas station in the ghetto.

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Sigh, I really can't be really excited about everyone going full 2A with their own ccw if we have to deal with people like this, and I mean you and the people you deal with

Most likely. They have names like Russian or Greek orthodox depending on which diocese they belong to but it doesn’t necessarily mean its just for Russians or Greeks. I go to a Russian Orthodox church that has a good mixture of Russian immigrants and American converts

Damn dude are you actually serious? I saw your post a few weeks back and thought you were memeing

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Lol you're gonna get killed in your sleep dude.
Way to make an enemy and make the police not give a fuck about him.

“Cults like Mormonism” you what nigger? Latter Day Saints are one of the only pure Christians sects that haven’t sold out for degeneracy yet

people like what?
I am a family man whom owns a company. I donate to my church, I am involved with my local community, I give to the poor and underprivleged. I stay to myself. So you dont actually defend yourself? If i hadnt gotten that gas I would not be able to keep working, and thus my employees and wife and children would not be able to depend on me.

If i let that man think i was a punk when he told me he would come find me, he very well may have come found me, or my wife and kids and cleaning woman when i wasnt home.

you sir are a mark. and its a dog eat dog world out there. and with your attitude you are going to get eaten.

“walk softly and carry a big stick”

>she left

Uhhhhh why didn’t you get sum of that homeless bucci?

and this is how we know you are dumb as fuck.