Stapler firearm death

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A man was recently found guilty of manslaughter in Quebec after shooting four projectiles from two T50 staplers that were ''previously modified into artisanal firearms''. Unfortunately court records do not show how this was achieved practically.

This is the original article for those who read french: tvanouvelles.ca/2019/03/05/il-tue-son-patron-avec-deux-agrafeuses?utm_medium=cxense&utm_source=journaldemontreal.com&utm_campaign=reco#cxrecs_s

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what's the question, dumbass

>What is an implied question

HINT: ''Unfortunately court records do not show how this was achieved practically.''

Okay.
What is your question(The question mark is what makes this a question, in case you're unsure)?

This is a quote I found while googling implied question: ''It is a question. It is implied. Sometimes you have to look past punctuation to actual context. There is an implied "Right?" at the end of that. Are you a native English speaker? That seems very basic."

>Implying autists can comprehend context

Holy fuck this exchange is brainlet-tier. The faggot is asking how to make stapler cannons.

The implied question is "how make gun from stapler?"

>Jow Forums
Go the fuck back, newfag.

>how to make stapler cannons
>implying he wasn't asking how four staplers can kill a man

>implying he wasn't asking why one would staple a man before throwing him out of a plane

is this a weaponized autism thread now or are we gonna talk about stapler deaths

>"how make gun from stapler"
So easy a caveman could do it.

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You're autistic for starting the thread, you fucking faggot. Fuck back off to plebbit where you belong or lurk more.

This one makes me imagine a harmonica gun version with a multi-chamber insert rising up the staple feed as you fire repeatedly...

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Revolver, anyone?

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rather than using bullets you could rig it to use compressed air and industrial size staples. it would just be a mini nail gun.

Apparently you have to manually hold both the cylinder and the barrel in alignment; a gun for the dexterous only.

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Ooh, I gotta idea, how bout a shotgun!

Or you could just buy an industrial compressed-air stapler, yes?

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Hold my beer...
Presenting the revolver-stapler-shotgun!

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>Or you could just buy an industrial compressed-air stapler, yes?
Or I could just buy another handgun.

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Mine has a LAZER SITE!

(All I got on this computer.)

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On second thought, I think this one is a pepperbox with no separate barrel. What I thought was a barrel rotated 90-degrees out of alignment is just the inexplicably long axis pin.

Staplers and nailguns with the safeties removed are shitty weapons. They can barely do any damage more than 5ft away, and can only penetrate things when they're right up against them, i.e. how they're meant to be used.

Please be patient with this guy

>At least you can talk. Right?