Guns? I don't really get it. What so interesting about guns?

I want to load several clips into Kagami and fire downrange without adhering to proper trigger discipline

I remember seeing a doujin with Kagamin in it. It was a good doujin named something weird like Hiigara so everytime I see something related to that Lucky Star or Homeworld it reminds me of that. Never even watched the show. Also mechanically guns are neat, and I like taking shots at long range and seeing me hit the target

I WANT TO MAGDUMP A KPV INTO HER BUTT AND MAKE A SMOOTHIE FROM THE REMAINS

Why is her pocky melting?

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It's kind of like asking someone, "Why are you so interested in paintings?"

It's just a difference in personality. Gun guys are usually the independent types, who have a larger than average amount of spatial reasoning (hence the mechanical aspects of guns) and yearn for pioneering adventure (the spatial reasoning is what separates the gun types from the "free spirit" tourist types) that was lost when barbed wire became a thing.

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What's so interesting about cuckime? Your thread has a herbal rub of a banned herb.

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That's one lewd butt.

>still taking threads like this seriously

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>anime
cringe

Well that description made me harder than any woman ever could.

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I would sell my house and cut off my balls for Kagami to rip a wet fart in the same room as me. OP if you’re interested in roleplaying please message me I have money. Discord is Yero#4172

Maybe I've spent enough time on Jow Forums today.

I want Kagami to sit on my face and violently ride it

cuck nigger im gonna fucking shoot your waifu

user. What the fuck?

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This is the post quality weeaboos bring to the board.

Shut the fuck up faggot

Guns are cool because as a gun owner I always have an easy way out of the shitfest that is life. Sure it's gonna leave a massive mess for my parents to clean up but at least it'll be quick. I even did a test run and I can successfully stick my shotgun in my mouth and pull the trigger. Speaking of which, does anyone know where I could livestream this if it comes down to it?

Your asking this on Jow Forums

I used to think the same thing about mechanical keyboards until I realized I was arrogant.

Love of guns isn't love of the guns themselves, but what they represent- human curiosity, uniqueness, oddity, and practicality, often all at the same time.

If I really loved guns just as a tool, I would get a Glock and an AR and then be done with collecting, because that is all I practically need. But I don't just want that .

I also want the gun as a form of human expression, an art form. There are so many ways to make a gun, so many different individual solutions to a simple mechanical problem. And in that, I see the essence of humanity itself: creative tool makers.

We make things to solve a problem. Then we make things to see if we can find a better solution. Then we make things just for the sake of making them.

Do you have kik also how much money

Throwaway3721

I'll give you 200 dollars an hour. Please message soon please

gonna add you for a shitpost

What the actual fuck

gay.

Ever since I learned that firearms have the same fortunetelling and aether reading properties as starsigns and tarot, I was immersed in this subculture and I became an avid gun collector. And as I became more knowledgeable in the physical and mechanical properties of firearms, I found that the community at large is a bit lacking in understanding of the spiritual essence of firearms. For example, did you know that every firearm has a latent spirit attached to it, and given enough training, meditation, and of course, proper maintenance and care, you can learn to communicate with your guns? Try it for yourself. It will take a good deal of patience, but once you've learned to expand your mind in such a way that it is compatible with the spirit of your firearm, it will reach out to you on its own and attempt to speak to you. I've been a gun whisperer for a good couple years now and all my clients tell me that my readings of their fortunes have never been more accurate. Firearms are the best thing that's ever happened to my fortune telling business.

I'm at work, please don't waste my time on shitposts

Does anyone else want to taste that anime girl? I don't mean it in a sexual way either, I mean to actually taste her flesh. What would a purple anime girl taste like? Would it be like pork?

>literal austardian
why are you even here. you can't own guns

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Look at that fucking filthy cow whore. You could fit your entire arm up her loose, incontinent anus. She obviously would taste like beef.

hey weeb, go back to watching foreign cartoons and eating onions

I need to defend my waifu.

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I'm from South Dakota you triple nigger

Tough question. Had to think on it for a bit, and what better place to do so than on the shitter.

See, I've been pretty busy these last few days. Constantly on the move, little sleep, eating extra to keep my energy up while also being constipated. Today I found some extra time to sit down and relax for a bit, so I figured I'd start the day off with laxative.

Could've been a bad dose or just the unholy load clogging up my insides, but all it did was make my stomach churn and cramp painfully for hours. Several times I rushed for the loo expecting to bring this little chapter to a close, but a poot or two was all I could manage... until just minutes ago, when the dam finally broke. I'd liken it to an automatic shotgun; sudden bursts of expanding gas forcing pellets of fecal matter out of my rear barrel at a velocity so alarming, they actually ricocheted off the porcelain and thoroughly peppered my rear quarters. Hell, I found myself cleaning shit off the underside of my balls at the end of it all. There was a slight trickle of blood on one side of the bowl, though probably just from my hemorrhoids making their presence known. Had issues with them for decades, you know. Takes real bravery to pass solid loads, sometimes. Still, for all the pain, the relief was immense. I'm sure you can relate.

I'm honestly a bit worried I might've missed a spot or two, so I'm gonna head for the showers and get a fresh change of clothes in a bit, but to give you a good answer, it's because of all the stuff where they go sort of like click and ker-chunk and dakkadakkadakka and clack and swish and swoosh. It's just really, really, really fun.

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>You could fit your entire arm up her loose, incontinent anus.

>added yero
>check linked steam account
>queensland australia
Nice try austardian

Delete this post

kek

Yeah.

Like a mechanical clock, guns (especially the earlier experiments in trying to make a self-loading one) can be pretty fascinating to someone with an interest in mechanical devices. Even the simple, last-ditch effort ones emerging from the desperation to keep fighting a losing war can be a truly interesting show of ingenuity and prowess in design and manufacturing

Shooting them is a challenge in concentration, self control, proper form, perseverance, and knowing one's (and your gun's) shortcomings and tendencies

There's also a visceral feeling of accomplishment when you hit a particularly small grouping or target, or when you beat your own personal best in a shooting match

That's to say nothing of the history that many of them carry wherever they go. Some of them participated in the biggest conflicts humanity has ever seen, some of them have seen more parts of the world than many of us ever will, some of them might have played a very important role in shaping the world as we know it today

Lastly, it can be all of those things, wrapped in a somewhat brutish, raw package that appeals to some of us the way a racecar does. It's not gentle, but it's part of the charm

I’m worried for your health.

Honey to my ears.

No u!

They're magical, like Jow Forums

Nevermind, I'll see if Konata wants to do a range trip

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Nevermind

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they're mechanically cool

they're fun to handle

they're fun to shoot

it's fun to see your aim and skill improve at the range

>this is the discord userbase
yikes

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