Paul is going to be at my local gun show this weekend. What should I ask him to sign?

Paul is going to be at my local gun show this weekend. What should I ask him to sign?

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your tits.

Shooting jacket or live green t-shirt.

what about a pair of nice 92fs grips. Since he is a qualified championship m9 shooter.

ballistic gel block

a package of pork ribs

Your nuts.

OP here. I'm currently going through HRT and they're pretty small. I'll try what said and maybe get Paul to sign my cleavage?

A picture of the men he's killed, just to see his face

Your teeth, he's a dentist or something.

>HRT
Mentally ill faggot detected. Enjoy doing the 40%.

Power of attorney.

Remington Green and White box 115gr Jacketed Hollowpoint

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yeah.... i don't know that seems kind of disrespectful. I mean he is a qualified professional who devotes his time away from his family to contribute to the community. The least you could do is show him a little respect you know? but that is just my opinion you do you.

Such obvious b8. C'mon guys.

genuine laugh

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this

Didn't realize.

Get him to sign feminine benis

Only boomers care about autographs. Take a selfie with him, print it up, frame it, put it above your computer monitor so you can look at yourself and your friend Paul while browsing Jow Forums.

what a huge faggot you must be

Ideally? An inert bullet, or .50 cal or 20mm actually bullet. Ask for him to put your name on it from paul.

you will have an actual bullet with your name on it.

imagine being this two dimensional

Your pocket rocket

this 100%

YAAASSSS QUEEEEEN

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Get him to sign a flag and see how he reacts

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a candybar you didnt pay for

It’s not even full. His gf sucks and so does that tub with 2 inches of pudding

Deez nuts

What gun show? WAC?

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Some box of Hyper ammo of course

The dildo that your wife uses

Print this and have him sign it.

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Your CC card

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This

Seconding. He'd probably laugh

Smack his ass like that kommando did to Ian

Ask him if he can stop filming himself firing every fucking shot and just show the chrony/accuracy results. AIn't nobody got time fo dat!

The death certificate for the guy he killed who threatened his wife.

Blow dick

A box of Hurtenburger Tuscadero Ticooooondas.

He already tried that and people didn't like it. People watch his videos for the feel, not the facts.

He has a black "son"?

>What should I ask him to sign?
a Check for all the time you've waste watching his shit

Wrong reasons

he has a wife?

Remington white/green ammo box

What were his first thoughts when he blew that nigger away that tried to run his wife over.

Yup. She's a doctor.

I dont think thats his kid. Hes dragged a few "kids" out for some videos were he needs a partner.

Fucking KEK.

I'll never forget the vid where he just nonchalantly dropped the fact 'he had to kill man'.

Dude is based.

Which video is that?

What video?

If I remember correctly it was one of his top five videos. Either for home defence, or for pistols.

Shooting from a motorcycle though the guy appears to be mid late 20s so my memory was fuzzyier then I thought. Dude looks like a mini paul. Also he opens the video by throwing money at spiders. This fuckin guy.
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these are all solid options OP

The Taurus judge duh. Im sure he will get a kick out of it.

pics

and chocolate flavored

Is an autograph going to make a differnce? You be the judge

>I'm currently going through HRT
42% yourself, faggot

>Paul if I was a Colombian assassin how would I take my target out?

LOL. Still, kill yourself.

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Not his son

>the tarp
Dont even know where to begin with this

Shit quality office paper print of that police sketch of him. Give him crayons to sign it with.

your wife's son