Have you ever had to use this weapon on another human being? How was it?

I smacked a friend with them by mistake. Barely swinging the bitch and it broke his jaw.

Youre kinda right.
They can be 99% supper effective but you have to be super-trained with them, 99% of owners arent.

Fun fact - I can buy a 6-shot black powder remington using just my id, I can walk the street with two-hand sword on my back (given it's holstered), but chucks of nun are hard-banned.

I never understood why butterfly knives are banned either. Another meme weapon I had when I was fourteen, along with the nunchucks. How is a knife that's much more likely to cut your own hand when you deploy it need to be illegal?

lel historically they were used like a flail to fuck with shieldfaggots and helmetbabies.
Seen most untrained Bruceleewannabes smack themselves with it.
You are lucky you didn't gave him a major concussion

The heavier metal ones can brain most people in a single blow.
But we can both agree that the ban on shit like knuckledusters is just plain silly.

My fingers, shins, face, every thing knows that too well. I use to do Eskrima, so I was always fucking around with them and getting hurt. The force that you get when you hit yourself, is nothing to like how it is when fully they're extended and with follow through.

>They just them as a "restraining tool"
Yeah, and maglites are just for illumination.

fact is, politicians and terrified of guido/greaser gangs duking it out with ninjas in the streets, and if jackie Chan can use them with such prowess, whats to stop teenagers with little moral compass from going out and flailing their wrists around in circular motions and accidentally killing a whole schoolyard of innocent children?

Good use of a weapon, Id also recommend the police use bull whips

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>t. Doesn't know shit

Stabbed a Dindu in a bar that assaulted one of my boys. Not sure if he died or not though.

>Be me 2014 after mike brown shooting
>Be in a college bar with my 3 frat bros
>Have like two beers but remain sober because I’m the driver
>Dindus in the bar but not many, like 12 out of 50 people
>Night carries on and one of them starts getting mouthy with the white security guard
>He straight decks the security guard and full on rumble goes down
>One dindu grabs my bud and yells out “FUCK WHITE PROPLE”
>And drags him outside and starts to stomp his face out
>Tackle dindu and we go at it
>Pull out 5 inch switch blade and start unloading on his chest and lower side
>Counted stabbing him about 10 times before somebody dragged me off him
>I run back and kick him in the face
>My bud face is all cracked open and leaking bad
>Police arrive and separate everyone
>I’m pulled aside since people point out I stabbed the dindu laying in the street
>Tell police I was defending my badily injured frat brother
>Paramedics arrive and take 3 people including my bud
>Police take my info and say they’ll be in touch since I “might of killed the guy”
>But ultimately I’m not arrested since nobody else really is stepping forward and the watch sgt basically calls it out as “technically self defense.”
>Frat bro ends up getting facial reconstruction because of the severe damage from the dindus timberlands stomping his face out
>Nose shattered, forehead cracked open, cheek bones cracked, ear partially ripped and missing teeth and a loose jaw
>Call pops and tell him what happened and I might need a lawyer
>couple months go by I get a call from a detective asking what happened
>Tell him I want my lawyer present
>He says ok, he’ll call me later and have me come down to talk

5 years later nothing

Yes. I was larping as karate kid and hit my balls
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the first 48

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>>Nose shattered, forehead cracked open, cheek bones cracked, ear partially ripped and missing teeth and a loose jaw

Jesus, fucking savages. But you’re still a lousy friend for not saving him in time.

The guy probably survived and they threw it out, after asking him if he wanted to press charges and he said no.

Or he probably did die, and the police officer probably threw the information out and said, fuck it who cares.

Or, they were probably dealing with other shit related to the fight and ultimately charged someone with every crime committed there.

The fuck? Like I was able to weave through a crowd of people fighting inside the bar so easily. I was lucky I didn’t get hit with a beer bottle, or worse.

>you can defend yourself successfully with a tee shirt. Not a real weapon.

No you didn't.

>They don't actually whack people with the nunchucks. They just them as a "restraining tool"
The main purpose of nunchucks IS as a restraining tool, and for disarming people of knives. The clubbing part is only incidental, and they're really no better at it than a regular baton.

A baseball bat is a lot better

In fact, chain bludgeons like nunchucks and flails are actually LESS efficient at blunt-force trauma than rigid ones like batons and maces. You can get the end going faster, yes, but you still get the same kinetic energy on impact for a given length and mass - and since the weapon is yielding instead of rigid, it absorbs some of that energy when it impacts instead of transferring it to the target.
The chain portion and flexibility are not for impact force at all, they're there to give you options to bind and catch the opponent's weapons and body and either disarm him or pull him into a grapple. These weapons are by nature more difficult to use, but a skilled wielder that knows what they're doing can take advantage of them in this manner. That's why chain weapons have been used in small numbers in various places and times, but were never very common as battlefield weapons.

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>>Jesus, fucking savages

Why act surprised? Theres a literal video where they slam a guys head into the ground repeatedly.

*restrains your brain activity*

>Have you ever had to use this weapon on another human being? How was it?

I own a pair. You know something if you had two latex dildos and a length of chain that could be a fun sex toy if you have an Asian and a Blondie to hand (good tip for you incels virtually all QT Asian girls want to have threesome sex with a QT blonde blue eyed QT once). I only know about killing people with scoped rifles and screwdrivers though. Sorry OP.

Because you can hurt yourself.

To save you from embarrassment

Because these aren't deadly enough. They could leave the attacker in agony for longer than necessary and cause someone to die slowly and painfully, yet it's not legal to give a deathblow if the attacker is incapacitated. So you would protect yourself but won't be able to kill him quickly but he'll still die and painfully. They're not something to protect yourselves with and there is a higher possibility you would hurt yourself than with a gun. If you think about it, guns are safer than nunchucks. I feel like gunchucks would be the only viable option.

I went to Taekwondo classes as a little kid
Had a foam pair to practice with and use in sparing
Not very effective butade a nice meaty thwack upon impact
Also bulleyed my older brother with them
Not effective
Only mad him mad
Then he would make the meaty thwack on me

the reason they are banned is because when eastern martial arts and weapons started to get popular decades ago a lot of (black) street gangs began to get really into them, so people freaked out and started banning them.

>the ban on shit like knuckledusters is just plain silly.
I'm kind of glad most people think they're banned. My dipshit friend got in a drunken argument with his roommate and ended up turning him into a vegetable with brass knuckles. He kept saying how he thought that they were "non-lethal" while the cops and paramedics were on the way and I was trying to keep his roommate from bleeding out in the kitchen. I asked him if what he did to the dude was really any better than killing him. I think what pissed me off the most is that he still tried to plead "not guilty" at his trial.

Chained sticks are boring. When I was a kid I bribed the local idiot to let me "use my bullwhip on him" for 10 seconds. Ever since then that is the melee weapon of choice to me.

is this the worst melee weapon to see mass production?

That would be any weapon used in HEMA or by HEMAfags. Worthless LARPers stuck in a bear furry's anus.

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what in god's green earth are you talking about

Closest thing I have is a whip made of a piece of sharpened packaging strip.
I can make the end strike from nearly any angle.
I'm fucked if anyone decides the close the distance, because despite being able to slice out a throat at 7 feet it has no defensive substance, other than shallow two inch cuts, a strange snake like appearance in use, and twisting metallic grinding noises.

Bonus: tip can crack like a bullwhip and overall weapon weighs about half a pound and is very controllable due to spring forces.

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I hit em in the shins n broke em so he fell and started crying, but I also hit my self in the cheek and started crying too. So we both ended up on da floor crying liek lil babies :)

Because it's spring steel you can accurately aim the pointy end, make it twist around an opponent's guard or weapon and still attack and much more.

It's like an extension of your arm.

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Are you that ZNA guy?
You sound like the ZNA guy.

Do you live in a shed on a bare mattress?

because politicians treat the population like handicapped children. It's like the whole thing about telling an adult to use the seatbelt or they get a fine.

Ukrainian

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Also, I have used the whip.

Based Ukrainian orc bro

It was like hitting someone with a stick tied to another stick.

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Like switchblades in the '50s, moral panics in the '80s led to them being banned, and now that this seems laughable, nobody's put in any effort to un-ban them.

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Aren't they pretty much "Hollywood" weapons? I don't see how little sticks are better than the length of the two sticks together. It is very stupid that there are rules about them.

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Are you a schizo?

I have a couple pairs I've used since i was a kid. I'm not bad with them but if you know how to use them they can be lethal. They're pretty fun tho. I got a stripe on my blue belt for them in mu-sool for them