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>How Jow Forums are you?
You live in some cosmoline next to a ditch
Noguns autist!
If mosins and slavshit be something you wish
Noguns autist!
Then drop all the LARPing and buy guns you bitch!
Noguns autist!
Noguns autist!
Noguns autist!

Noguns.... autist!

I use a Ljungman for my daily SKS Dick sessions.

I can fit my cock inside my shotgun barrel

>yes I came

Tu du du dut tudut tuuu

I laughed way harder at that than I should have.

How Jow Forums am I?
I once got into a heated argument about service calibers with some faggot here for several hours.

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I was one of the rare tripfags that wasn't universally hated back in the day. Actually did quite a lot of stuff that still gets posted and mentioned all these years later.
No I won't say who I was or what I did.

Oppenheimer is the only based trip you faggot.

How Jow Forums am I? I watch Madness Combat and then cry that I'll never be able to own any of these weapons.

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Not universally hated =/= based
Learn to read words that are strung together to form sentences you intellectually stunted cunt.

I once ordered 300 airsoft glock switches from China for my airsoft team and buried them in an oil drum in a national park

>I was training my aim with a nerf gun
>Using BoomCo. and BuzzBee darts only

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Tfw no 4 bore
Where did you get yours

Which is why you're a faggot.

Boy, how will I ever recover?

... i just have a 12 gauge
thanks for the unintentional assumption that i have a wide penor though

>can’t remember the last day I did not wear some form of military surplus camouflage.
>Have built multiple AKs before and am currently working on an AR.
>6 American flags on display in my bedroom along with one Come and Take It flag.
>Animal skulls and bullet casings are the main decorations in my bedroom.
>In addition to guns and knives I have 4 bows and 350+ arrows
>At least a dozen “how to survive the apocalypse” books on my bookshelf
>spend 90% of all disposable income on weapons
>prepper
>amateur knifemaker
>reloader

I’m living the dream

I have a girlfriend (female) so probably not as Jow Forums as I wish.

wuggy turn your trip back on. there used to be useful assholes on here. now we just have you.

My first and only rifle rifle I use is mint milsurp no4 mk*2 master race

.303 is king prove me wrong

I OP'd this thread and a few others about energy weapons and power armor.

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How Jow Forums am I? HOW Jow Forums AM I?! I’m so Jow Forums that whenever I hear someone say AK-47 I correct them because they’re almost always referring to an AKM pattern rifle.

I created Hunter 2-1 Actual as a joke and now Hunter 3-1 Actual continues that legacy

Seeing as how Hunter Posting has now become extremely popular and is spreading outside of Jow Forums, I'd say I'm Uber Kino Jow Forums

You stupid fucking faggot. Hunter posting has ruined thousands of good threads for no fucking reason. What the hell is wrong with you?

I sleep with a gun in my hand

>How Jow Forums are you?

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I build fighter jets for a living.

I was a grunt Marine and did 2 tours/16 months on the frontlines of Helmand during the deadliest years of the war, and I killed at least 4 sandniggers including a child soldier.

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How Jow Forums am I? HOW K AM I??!

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I fucked a deer once

Hopefully you won't.

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I shoot Yugo M67 through my AK and don't clean it for weeks

A majority of my firearms are century arms brand firearms

SaigaMarine?

I own an Ithaca 37, and I fired slugs.
[spoiler]Without any stock padding[/spoiler]

I own 62 dildos
>that doesn't very Jow Forums
and NO firearms

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You have seen my dick jammed in the action of an SKS.

Only once? I don't think you belong here

>how Jow Forums are you?
I drank vodka through the hydration tube on my gas mask

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How Jow Forums am I?

I built a Vz61 naked in my living room, on a 110*F day, drinking vodka, using a zippo as a torch, a sheet metal handbreak as a hammer/anvil, and a screw driver as a screwdriver and hammer.

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You've heard of garand thumb right? Well how about garand cock. Everytime the bolt shears off bits of wiener i jizzle just a little.

How Jow Forums am I? I made my own 32 caliber match lock pistol that I shoot in my backyard, and I live in the middle of a Californian town. (Pic related, I was repairing the mechanism that's why it's missing parts (yes, a coin is my powder pan))

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i jack off to furfaggotry and collect milsurp
my favorite gun is my model 12 because its slam firable :D

i have decor made out of 7n6 cans

I bayonet charged a coyote den with a mosin nagant while screaming, "You fuckers ate my tendies!". Without a bayonet.

>i jack off to furfaggotry

What kind?

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>calling me a tripfag

Unironically insulting

Everyone knows that Jow Forums loves shark girls cuz they look like plane girls

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I made a PB+J sandwich with a Glock 19. Pics are out there somewhere, I don't care.

sauce

Kys.

I have a shotgun that isn't a memewave

I put a Bad Dragon sticker and airsoft sight on my Escort MP

I took apart my AR for the first time without a bench vise

How Jow Forums am I?

I collect random shit at local milsurp store. I only own 2 guns. Fell for the slavshit sks meme. And own fuddyfive czechnology.

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i came in brownies

I ate the brownies.

Kek

>hurr i wasnt hated by everyone!
Just 99.9% of everyone you tripfaggot

Isn’t he in jail still

You're not wrong. Pic is of my phone's wallpaper.

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I have a fat slam pig gf

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How Jow Forums am I?

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>shark
>hair
>ears

Looks like it was drawn by an edgy middle schooler

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still hot

i bought twenty AR magazines today and I don't even have an AR

Were they a good deal? They won't loose value.

yeah i paid fifty bucks for all of them

>deadliest time of war
>five conf

And can't shoot for shit, too.

I thought Amazon was trying to sell me an RPG

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I've downloaded so many blueprints my senator has declared 3D Printers "weapons of mass destruction".

Every round i use for my edc pistol has been inserted into my ass up to the knuckle of my middle finger while i masturbate watching Charles Bronson's Death Wish, then slowly pushed out as i ejaculate. I want to be guaranteed that these rounds give me satisfaction as they penetrate another person.
>mfw i cum to Bronson shooting the first mugger.

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Missouri?

I clean my guns either ass naked or dressed like a maid.

My only gun is a 410g peashooter passed down by my grandpa. I don’t even have ammo for it.

ok, you win

I always make up stories for the skinwalkers and soccer mom threads.
>I also add tie-in's to them to connect the stories to see if anyone ever notices

>mfw Amazon isn't trying to sell me an RPG

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I own a Taurus PT-111. And it isnt bad.

I don't know how Jow Forums am I?

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I have never owned or even fired a single gun in my life, not even a bb gun.

I tried to fit my dick in the barrel of my 590A1 but it wouldn't fit.

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I ate bowl of nails for breakfast with cosmoline. Today is national cereal day or something.

12 gauge barrels are too small for penis, but would a 10 gauge be big enough? Asking for a friend.

looks tryhard

Depends on the penis. I think it would be easier to just modify an onahole so that it fits either on the end of the stock or on the muzzle.