Your guns are useless against the paranormal. You will all be sacrifices as you reach for your AR-15s.
The only protection you can have is by performing rituals for the daemons that control this plane of hell.
We will devour you, soul and all otherwise.
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Tell that to my nugget
>he doesn't load magic bullets
sure they're expensive but they're good at killing the incorporeal so who cares
You were saying?
Well sorry to correct you good sir, but all you need is the good ol' Joe Biden special.
If the first shot does nothing, the second shots for you.
I have the Jow Forumsube in my heart.
I have the Jow Forumsreed in my mind.
I keep to the Jow Forumsodes.
My weapons are an extension of the Jow Forumsube.
My powder will always burn, my primers will always strike, and my bullets will always fly true.
With the power of the Jow Forumsube I will murder all that I stand against, and all that stand against me.
Ave nex alea, saluto nex alea.
Is there any chance that this was done to a 1943 m91/30, or would that be in cosmoline-slathered storage long before they allowed religion in the eastern bloc again?
>paranormal
yeah well ill worry about that when demons and shit are real lmfao dumbfuck OP
Rolling
GDR is best girl.
Cringe
>pic
3 years later and nothing has happened.
A 12ga can kill everything. Period. Fuck you.
>40788266
demons are chickenshit and OP is a weenie.
Nothing is so utterly powerless as the nothingness that is the paranormal when it encounters the Roman Catholic faith.
I have a Polish QT and she hates communism and the Warsaw pact with a cold burning intensity. When some 'Marxist students' were on the news in my country she actually stopped speaking to me for a week until she calmed down because I refused to kill them with her.
>Not having your ammunition blessed by a priest, preacher, shaman or other holy man.
Fucking amateurs
Roll
Rock
You aren't using enough gun
>Rolling
This scene always pissed me off
rollin for the german
why?
>guns are useless against demons
Blow it out your ass
Cause, IIRC, they had at least a few seconds warning, and then just stood there like chumps and got fucked up.
WIFE HER
NOW
Are all Polish gf's like that or did you get lucky?
You stupid fuck, weve been through this before. You will all get rat fucked by cracked and bubba'd and restored beloved milsurp of all kind. A mosin nagant has seen more death and suffering than some prick ghost.
>affixes Celtic Cross
>erects cruciform bayonet
>erects MUH DIKK
*laughs in holy crusade”
Loading recoil.vtf...
>Recoil.vtf not found
What if load my super soaker with holy water?
There is nothing the paranormal could possibly do to us that we haven't already done to each-other.
The daemons of hell will flee to the darkness rather than face the true depths of human cruelty and depravity.
Disbelief is the best weapon against paranormal
Rolling.
True that. My K98 definitely stole more souls than some bitchass demon.
>Spent all of high school studying chaos magick
>Get into handloading a few years ago
>Sometimes etch sigils into base of pills before seating them
>Keep at least one mag of charged cartridges for each of my guns just in case things get weird.
Surely I can't be the only one.
A friend of mine worked in Polland for some times. He met a local girl and invited her to his place, to which she replied somethin along the lines of "Ok, but I have to go to the church first".
Good thing I have an AR-10.
Tinker tailor soldier sailor, implying the bullets I bargained for dont punish anything and everything without distinction.
Demons ain't got shit on Dragon's fire.
It appears that I need to get a passport
sounds like a good idea desu, best case it works, worst case you are nutso
>Demons are breaking down your door, what do you play?
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>Pascal's Wager : the Jow Forums way
rollan
Rollin
Only idiots believe in paranormal crap. Science has debunked it 1000s of times, Harry Houdini spent his life proving it was fake, and his society continues even today. The Amazing Randi and others like him carry on.
I was watching a shitty Halloween remake the other day and it got me thinking about what firearm was best suited to killing someone immune from pain, bleeding out, and organ failure. 12 gauge 00 buck to the knees seems like a good place to start. Like physically remove his knees to halt an approach.
Mix double 00 buck and slugs in the same tube.
I remember this... It's like the 2018 hoverboards thing
R r r rollin
Fuck off.
I always laughed at people who were scared of demons and spirits and Satan.
>be me
>hanging out with bros one day
>one of them said he found a ouija board
>all other friends start saying to be careful with it and get spooked
>ask friend if he wants to keep, tel him I’ll take it when he says no
>hands it to me, walk to the backyard
>throw it on the floor, stomp all over it
>whip my dick out and take a long satisfying piss on it
>kick it over to the concrete, flip it on it’s dry side
>break out a lighter, and eventually succeed in lighting a corner on fire
>watch this thing burn on concrete to make sure it doesn’t set my friends house on fire
>my friends faces the whole time
Didn’t burst into flames, didn’t get cancer and neither did any of my friends or family, Satans a bitch boys
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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PRAISE THE LORD AND PASS THE AMMO
>Not one picture of Fornicus, Lord Of Bondage And Pain
Wut.
What movie is this from?
>imagine having a perfectly good chaingun and plasma gun and choosing to blow demons away with an old side by side
How big can one man's testicles get?
My ar15 might mot, but can you say the same about my dick?
Oh wait I found it
The Cabin in The Woods from 2012 iirc
Throw a ring at her
Imagine not having 3k rounds with wooden bullets for supernatural threats
Well, I wonder how poland is this time of year.
roll
Enjoy hollow point filled with salt and cedar ash
>salt for unruly spirits
>silver for wolf bois
>demon would need like a devil trap carved into the round
> wooden rounds
Wut?
100% legit
They splinter past 12 yards and will give a target the worst case of slivers it has ever gotten. Before 12 yards and they are actually lethal as the wooden core will stay intact.
Basically a vampire’s worst nightmare for close range.
Where to buy
>now you have my attention
Getto gq?
>Mobile task force unit Epsilon-11, designated Nine-tailed fox, has entered the facility. All remaining personnel are advised to proceed with standard evacuation protocols until an MTF squad reaches your destination. Awaiting recontainment of an uncalculated number of SCPs.
I've often wondered about using wood bullets. Tell me, how easily do they ignite? Will the powder cause it to burn a little, or would it need something like a tracer to really set it off.
I didn't even consider that they would splinter either, but that makes things better. Even if it's not lethal when it splinters, burning slivers of wood going into your flesh would have to hurt like shit, and I'm willing to bet that it would probably melt the flesh a bit and cause the splinters to stay in there permanently.
Bump 4intest
Well then good news! I'm an ordained minister!
Genuinely surprised if true
I wish we had more clergy like you, or more clergy in general.
9mm kills the body, .45 kills the soul. Get fucked incorporeal fags.
I see a rosary. are you Catholic?
tell that to Doomguy
Rollin
Do it yourself, get some holy water.
Based devout kubist.
Infinite ammo awaits you, brother.
I'M SORRY I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF ME KILLING GHOSTS MY MOM SPAWNED TO DESTROY THE WORLD WITH
COULD YOU SPEAK LOUDER?
roll for qt romanian
>GUNS ARE USELESS AGAINST DEMONS!
>jews (demons incarnate) keep trying to ban them
Nice try, rabbi.
>refusing to kill commies
Get the fuck out of here and kill yourself, homo.
Splinters you say
My ammo stock has been blessed by the kube. I could double tap a ghost now.
Skinwalker btfo
cringe
Rowlin