Which One Of You Magnificent Bastards

>expecting tsa to be consistent and not windowlickers

shiggydiggy

mfw tsa confiscated a 50bmg ink pen i got as a present when visiting family because I could reactivate such a large "ordnance" and detonate it

I didnt want to end up on youtube but fuck mang i was about to fling spaghetti everywhere with retard strength

you have got to be fucking kidding me

this is really beyond any sort of rational thinking. what did they think you were going to "reassemble" the bullet, pull out some gun powder, put it in, re-seat the bullet into the cartridge with another device, then pull a fucking 50BMG rifle out of your fucking ass and fire the single shot at the pilot????

are they literal retards? like actual mentally handicapped people working for the tsa? this is something that a 3 or maybe 4 year old could dream up as being a potential scenario and threat. i'm not kidding, that is so fucking mind-blowingly stupid that my fucking heart is racing

I asked for their supervisor and his argument was that they wouldn't allow a .22 through so why would they allow an "anti tank" round. He didn't understand, even when I took it apart, that it was an ink pen.

I figured it wasn't worth getting belligerent over an ink pen but the absolute state of this country

The next time you're in that situation, don't back down. They are wrong, and you are right. Talk to the supervisor, explain yourself calmly, and stand back and let him be retarded, but then don't back down still. Then, when he's still retarded, calmly remind him that he is wrong, and suggest that the only way that he will realize this is if you go to the media and/or social media. Then, still don't back down. It's a battle of the wills usually, and when enough people get involved SOMEONE will come to their senses and tell him to stop fucking wasting everyone's time. When you add in the notion of having more and more people look into the situation it makes them second guess themselves and not want the scrutiny.

>Having a .50 pen in the first place
Honestly, they did you a favour you utter retard.

I posted these - and I don't necessarily disagree with you, but it's the principle. I can't stand watching people in power be utterly retarded and out of control. They need to be kept in check.

Shoulda just have checked it in anyway.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=KfqtYfaILHw

Oh that sucks. It even says on the TSA website that weapon replicas go in checked bags and not carry on.

reminds me of the guy with the heavily modded thinkpad he put thousands of dollars into this laptop modding it and redoing the casings and shit and they just rip it apart in tsa and destroy it

>are they literal retards? like actual mentally handicapped people working for the tsa?
Yes. The whole thing is security theater anyway.
The TSA exists solely to employ the unemployable while making the average idiot feel "safe" about flying.

TSA agents can't even read their own name tags.

Fuck the TSA

>are they literal retards? like actual mentally handicapped people working for the tsa?
Yes
t. work for TSA

I had my clipper in a shotgun shell taken away for what I assume is the same reason

Give us some funny stories

Passengers or coworkers? I have a million retarded stories about the average flier. Also want to know any specifics about the day to day retardation that ensues?

Yes

Tell me a story about chinks please
Or just nonamerican tourists in general

This one is recent
>coworkers on body scanner
>girl goes through
>alarms in crotch
>gets patted down
>girl coworker looks visibly confused an worried
>calls over lead
>lead checks
>dats a penis.gif
>male cowoker dying laughing
>female looked mortified

Chinks are by far the fucking worst fliers I've ever had the displeasure of dealing with
>don't speak english
>if they do speak english, pretend they don't
>generally rude
>always near 100% of the time carrying contraband or other prohibited items of some sort
>if not contraband, their bag smells like fucking literal dogshit
>always carrying a shitton of food, ranging from shit like simple chocolate, to literal raw meat and fish
I'm not exaggerating either
>bag gets pulled
>go to check it
>literal first bag of the fucking day
>open it
>smells like fucking death
>gagging just from the stench alone
>finally find "suspicious item"
>it's a fucking unfrozen raw ham
>a literal full fucking ham
>it was already expired
I wanted to die, it wouldn't be so bad if the airlines actually fucking did something about this shit, but they actively make our work harder.
Pic related, me and my coworkers when trying to communicate with a chink

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My dick and nuts were big enough to - through a pair of dickies - set off an alarm on the shortwave boi.

There are no events in my life of which I am more prideful.

I don't even care if you're going to tell me it's not that hard to get a groin alarm, I just wanted you to know that the TSA actually, NET, enriched my life.

But I'm sure if I went on 2 or 3 more flights the bullshit would even out.

Non-American tourists are very varied for reasons you would and wouldn't expect
>European tourists usually polite and speak perfect English, zero issues
>South of the border fliers are hilariously paranoid, literally think ICE is right around the corner throughout the entire process
>African tourists are extremely rare but thankfully know what they're doing due to being richfags only, smell like shit though
>Indians are either totally braindead or perfectly fine, no in-between, universally smell like shit
>Japs are very polite and already know what to do due to Japan apparently being similar to how we operate, not a single one speaks English though
>Jews are downright terrified of flying anything that isn't Israeli Air and always in a hurry because of it
>muslims actually one of the least obnoxious groups, listen well, but of course, smell like shit
>Caribbean's are fucking dumb, smell bad and carry shittons of contraband and other bullshit, like black chinks, almost, but they speak english at least
I will get into details of Americans next post.

I will say one thing, my coworkers are incredibly racist, especially toward the Chinese, everyone UNIVERSALLY hates the Chinese, even my asian coworkers.

glad to hear it, my ass always lights up when I go through one of them for whatever reason.

>Still allowed to board flight
B A S E D

Die, bootlicker

Americans of course, vary wildly, but there are stereotypes depending on state
>New England, pompous assholes, frequent fliers or retardedly large families that don't know what they're doing
>South, friendly, slow during the process, least argumentative, fuckhuge families
>New York, assholes, universally. Haven't met one that wasn't a dick in one way or another, usually the kind of ass to either cut in line, berate TSA officers while they work and complain loudly
>Californians, see above, but many of them lose their ID's and have to get long as fuck patdowns and searches because we still let those dumbshits on planes for some reason, thanks congress.
>midwest, polite, quiet, friendly, don't cause issues for anyone involved
>southwest, see above, zero issues with Arizonans or New Mexicans
>Texans, walking talking stereotypes, complete with jose.gonzales2009 being every other passenger
But there are some stereotypes that transcend home states
>whites
literally what it says, usually boomer fucks that try to tell us what to do and complain about having to go through the process, if pre-check then they will throw literal fits over their bottles of water being taken or having to take their metal shoes off
>hispanics
don't speak any english, wear tons of fucking fur clothing, even in the summer, always leave shit in their pockets then complain when getting patted down
>blacks
vary from easy to violent over getting their dicks touched to, "you're not under 18 where the fuck is your ID, Jamal?"
>asians
foreign asians always 100% of the time wearing some sort of designer something, usually Canada Goose (900$ for a 100$ winter coat), can be good passengers or dumb as bricks. Non-foreign asian fliers don't exist

working on it senpai

I dunno about you guys, but if someone was trying to hijack my plane with a god damned RPG, I'd just let him have it.

If someone is trying to hijack a plane with an RPG you're dead no matter what, either he's gonna crash the plane, or blow it up mid-air

>midwest, polite, quiet, friendly
passive aggressive

Considering most of the shit I deal with is almost outright hostility, I will take it. Some people are just gigantic assholes about everything and it can't be helped. thankfully I probably have tisms so it doesn't phase me.

>yfw a terrorist pulls out a MANPAD inside the plane

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>go through scanner
>pings
>TSA agent has to lightly fondle the tip of my left elbow
>sends me on my way

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nigga should have checked his bag.

he probably didnt state he had it. replicas and even actual guns are fine if you actually state what they are and why you have then, but if you dont then they'll assume your trying to smuggle arms and take it.

shit sucks, but thats how it be.

Honestly it's a miracle that TSA agents are only horrifically innefective. It's astounding that they don't actually kill more people than terrorists do.

Did you also ride the short bus to school as a kid?

>>a literal full fucking ham
>>it was already expired
Will there be any repercussions if I start bringing a throwaway bag I don't care about filled with raw, expired food every time I fly just to make the TSA agents' lives a little bit worse?

>flying out to play airshit at MSW with my buddies
>flight lets me have a backpack and carry on bag
>dont want to pay for checked luggage so I stuff all my LARP gear in my carry on
>First bag goes through fine but the second bag gets pulled out
>Old lady opens bag
>opens SMERSH pouch and pulls out a loaded ak mag
>fuck
>You planing on shooting up the place son?
>n-no madam
>gives me a death stare
>itsover.jepeg
>just playing with you, do you have anyone here that you could drop this off to or do you want to go mail it home
>m-mail please
>Get it mailed back to my place
>have a fun trip son
>t-thanks

I thought I was going to get assraped by the tsa

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A man-portable air defense?

TSA is pretty much just there to stop drugs and contraband. any actual terrorism is rooted out by the glowniggers.

I like how my fudd uncle giving me a gift offends you this badly

If I had the time to spare and didn't have my wife and kids waiting on me I would've gladly sperged out an awesome totally true green text confrontation but "TSA does something retarded" would be totally forgotten next to "man armed with a 50bmg explosive threatens airport goyims"

Don't RPG's have a minimum flight distance to explode? And what would you do while the guy next to you is assembling his RPG?

real fucking nato

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whitehall gang represent.

No their always armed you can drop a warhead on a rock and it'll go off

Where did you get that idea,their contact explosives

you're thinking of American weapons systems, the Soviets didn't give a fuck

The tip of that rocket is a contact fuse, if you trip over and it lands point-first you're done

theres been some jagoff trying to way overcharge in PA armslist for 2 of those demilled earlier RPG launchers, Im going to take a shot in the dark and say this is him or he sold one to some schmuck

TSA defaults to FPS/DHS and NWDTP training standards, some items that arent exactly weapons themselves get chalked up to officer discretion and its often because of some retarded email, meddlesome bureaucrat, or being bitched at for some minor infraction previously that causes agents to be overbearing

TL;DR

they're just people, this is why you have house reps

Wait WHAT

Fucking Soviet madmen
>Line up good shot on a tank
>Steady
>FIRE
>GOOSE!
>goose flies in front of rocket
>KIA by a goose

>any actual terrorism is rooted out by the glowniggers
Well, is it?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1993_World_Trade_Center_bombing#FBI_involvement

Yup

>take off safety cover (literally a plastic cap)
>line up shot
>whoops he moved, gotta run across the street
>trip over curb, rocket tip spiked into ground, still in the launcher
>boom

well, any terrorism that they dont like.

*arab incompetence intensifies*

Ope!

i just want to say that when i heard TSA workers were being hit hard by the government shutdown, it made me very happy. Even the local and national news had some hard times finding camera-friendly TSA guards for the human interest stories, which I found absolutely hilarious.

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I mean these are the same guys who made a helicopter that could just straight up chop off the tail if you accelerated too fast

Niggers work for the TSA. Most are screeching retards who can only repeat the same few lines about pulling electronics out of your bags. They don't know their own policies, and if they think they do, always, always ask to speak to their supervisor, who might know.

>implying anyone in TSA knows how to read

what? details please

hole is required for legal dewatting, if it were airshit it'd be intact.

Yeah the demilled rockets for those are so fucking hard to find.

t. rpg 2 owner

it was checked....read about it

TSA confiscated it and they shouldn't have, per their own fucking rules

something tells me you work for TSA

i don't care if they are 'just people'. everyone is a person. if they fuck with my reality i'll make sure to fuck with theirs.

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I too would like to know more

NOT

something tells me you just started junior college

Are you retarded? Notobly do they have distance requirements, but you have to pull off the safety wired cap to even have the grenade go off.

>airshit
how does an airshit RPG works?

The backblast can easily rip a hole in the fuselage and even if the grenade doesn't arm, it's still a misile moving a couple of hundred Mph, not something you'd want on an airborne plane...

They actually did. A real soviet PG-7 has multiple safeties in the grenade. It's the unlicenced Iraqi knock-offs that started this no safety meme.

Fires lots of BBs at once, it's basically a glorified shotgun

why didnt he like just check in his luggage, obviously they wont let it into cabin compartment

why didnt you like just read the thread or the article where it says it was in his checked luggage

Yes dummy
>shoot at plane from inside plane
>they can't evade it
super
effective

>Everyone screaming becuase jihadi pulls out RPG inside plane
>user sitting smugly in his seat thinking "heh you can't even get minimum safe arming distance inside here you idiot"
>Never mind the aluminum skin of a plane wouldn't even stop a solid projectile
>or the backblast

you stupid faggot.

Imagine using a backwards facing RPG as a single shot fire shotgun of death. The destructive ability of backblast is more than enough to clear a room in one shot, probably without even bothering to open the door.

That actually would be a neat idea.

it's probably all a ploy to make people buy drinks in the plane or in the lounge. Think about it
you walk in they throw away your liquid then you have to buy it again

I'm in my 30's so no

PA is best state