Which one of you is this?

Yeah man it's called ballistosexuality. I first discovered I had it when I got my first loudenced aursoft gun.
>in my room
>target set up
>bbs and co2 cartridges on my left
>fire first shot
>feel a bit of recoil
>pp tingling
>magdump so fast the magazine has no time to cool down
>have quite a rager
>change magazines
>magdump again
>jizz all over my underwear

That was the first time I discovered my ballistosexuality and I've been at it ever since. I literally have to wear a diaper to the range. I cant even walk into the hunting section of dicks anymore without popping a boner and having all the fudds think im gay.

Is this... a gun cuck?

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kenjataimu

Zoomers call this post-nut clarity

Now I've seen everything

Stop watching porn

youtu.be/b5jwGIP_Uz0

Do it for us bro

Give me your wisdom please

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Too true lmao
Like you ever just smell sex when you dont want to or weren't expecting it? Probably the most unappealing thing on earth

Hi newfren

Based and 55gr-pilled

if only he magdumped that bitch in the head, dropped his piece, grabbed her limp hips and went to ultra pound town

I’m 25 homie.

"Ballistosexuality" AHAH Hahaha!!!!!
Fucking screencap that shit!

Go back r*ddit

But finding a range buddy that you can fuck and bang with is hard.

>The range is hot

>Range is hot
Got me

I wish I had a big dick

Imagine actually letting another man touch your guns in their special places, manipulate their actions, slam a thick mag into their tight magwells, finger the trigger until he's got her just in the right spot, and unload repeatedly as she screams at 120+ dbs.
There is nothing more beta than giving your gun to another guy and watching.

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>biologically this is a stupid instinct
You're designed to turn off the instant you get that nut because if you didn't you'd pump all your baby batter right back out of her.

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Can we get a threqd screen cap?

when calories are tight, this was the difference that separated us from the fish to nut and die.

Disco wanna do a 1h survival?

In this world, it's nut or be nat upon.

holy shit all the time.

They knew it was jews then based

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>mfw me and my best bro raifu-swap.
>mfw our raifus sleep together in the same safe
>mfw my best bro is straight as a ramrod.

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i dont get it. are you watching porn and getting off to positions that you would like to be doing or are you getting off to a girl getting fucked by another man? maybe once youre horny your mind enters a base state and youve never even pondered this.

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those roast beef lips

why do you type like a child then

Why is her asshole so big.

its like a mares asshole.

>That whispered "Range is hot"
That's dedication to safety alright

every time i post the gif of the garand penis i get banned

the little death?

stop

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I'm callin from SPRINGFEEL

Hickok45 old man young girl porn when?

That’s why I only fap to softcore porn/ modelling pics. When I’ve climaxed, I don’t feel that bad because the girl in the pic I’m looking at is beautiful and it actually isn’t gross.

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Indeed, it is said that even the nigga with 24s can get skeeted on.

Practical Rasta man understands the universe and all the vibrations around him. He has transcended into a plane where guns no longer appear as scary political statements or criminal objects rather he sees them for what they are and what they can help accomplish (defense of the body and body of others & fun)

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>terrible grip
>terrible sight alignment
>terrible shooting position
>not able to practice movement and getting off the X
>waste of a good pair of pants

0/10 would not operate with.

Ok grandpa
Ok Jow Forums

>watching other people fuck
cyber cucked

I can’t go through any thread with it becoming over sexualized.

You clicked on a thread with a link to pornhub what did you expect

You know, after going through all his videos, I find myself long for this mans life. Dude just runs around Cali hiking, fucking his gf, and shooting guns and I can't really fault the guy for that.

Imagine being this gay...

Is a girls butthole usually that close to her pussy, do you have to look at her butthole during sex.

ramrods are thin and long but bulge at the tip.

This is why I only fap to porn so soft that most people question whether it is porn at all.

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Ok discord tranny

You have to be 18 to post on Jow Forums

LAH LAH LAH I'M NOT LISTENING

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>those mongoloid MMMmmmmmmm's
Who gets off to this shit?
Why do people think this is sexy?

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He uses proper capitalization and punctuation so he already types like less of a child than you do.

youtu.be/ewCs5CF5HEg

Not him but you realize at 22 that retirement is just around the corner. You need to start thinking about society as a whole and that sex is just based.
Realize that companies can do more good than any government ever did and start building wealth to help your fellow man

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Best thread of the day

So has anyone tried out jerkmate is it just webcam shit or something?

Guy has a bumpstock and 80% build videos too.

Need to see her feet and face.