Florida Thread

I heard that Florida is going to ban itself because it's shaped like a gun.

hogg foaming at the mouth because the state shape scares him

I lived in Melbourne, love the coast.

DeSantis is gonna divvy the panhandle up and sell it to Alabama and Georgia.

Hi fern! Tarpon Springs here.

Alachua here, put me out of my fucking misery, the University brings so many brain dead fucks

I like going to the sponge docks and looking at all the greek people try to drag you into their restaurant, and then I go to hellas instead

It's just the heat/humidity that kills me. I swear I was supposed to be born in Alaska or something because I'm most comfortable when it's like 30-50 outside. Having lived outside of Florida for a few years was magical. I saw snow fall for the very first time last year at the age of 23. Turns out there are these things called "seasons" that seem to affect the climate of different states. Outside of Florida, you can spend time outside in the 'heat' of summer and no sweat so long as you don't do major physical activity.

I use to live in Clay but I'll be moving to Hillsborough.

Question from a guy that's moving back to Florida soon: Is there any major gun-control that's likely to pass there soon? I'll nope the fuck out of Florida if any does.

If the entire state was constantly in today and tomorrows temperatures, I'd have no issue with it. The fucking humidity combined with even like, 75+ degree weather puts anyone who isn't used to it into the fucking ground, though.

that faggot hogg and his buttbuddies are trying to get a bill onto the 2020 ballot that would gimp guns as badly as california
ballotpedia.org/Florida_Ban_on_Military-Style_Firearms_and_Disqualifications_for_Firearm_Possession_Initiative_(2020)

Keep looking user, you’ll find it

Only reason I bother with reload is to transfer my NFA gear. Hopefully I'll have my next round of things by 2021...
Don't forget losing your right to a firearm if you have too many tickets lol

Broward has a couple of really cool arcades and comic shops. Check the whole plaza in Davie off 84 and Pine Island. Also check out the video game bar across the street from Funky Buddha in broward.

You shut your whore mouth

Post more Florida memes cunts

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Just drive north to the Ocala national forest. There is a range there

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Any of you goons go to the florida state fair or the strawberry festival? Went to florida state fair this year and god damn there's just about 100 different places to eat at, mostly BBQ. Felt coronary just walking around.

Tamapfag here.

Why is it so hard to find a white trash girl interested in guns? I thought you all told me this was the meme state with crazies?

>tampa
there's your problem, unless you're looking for a 200 pound femnog or a technicolor haired whinycunt

Any good outdoor ranges near 772?

Who are my best options for pro 2a elected officials?

Wheres the best place to learn about these guys to protect the gunshine states way of being

Best place in Florida to satiate my fetish for female burping?

Duuuuuuvaaaaaaal

Kek

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I use to live right next to Jacksonville, man. Glad I don't anymore.

Opensecrets.com is a great place, learn and understand your local and federal races dependant on where you live. It’ll mostly be republicans only to vote for. Also maybe go to a couple party meetings.

What’s wrong with BBQ? Answer: Nothing.

New to florida and I don't want to see any anti 2a shit pass. I figured itd be a red vote, I just want to watch out for traitors

There ain't, it's better than the donut hamburgers by leagues

I love that we in Florida can get amazing seafood, great BBQ, and in most places Cuban food/Argentine steakhouses and it’s all great.

i have like 5 places within 10 minutes of me that all have massive smokers outside and smokehouses in the back for BBQ, and multiple fish places right on rivers out to the gulf that have their own ships that unload fresh stuff right in front of you as you go in

Always man, it’s definitely important to see the neocons or rinos (there are a lot) as I said check your area and vote from there, it’s all local. Then move to congress and senate. Maybe also work for the party during the election to see the order and shit. It’s also important to meet/talk to your city/town council members/city managers/mayor.

Literally heaven. Plus bars everywhere.

and the bars ain't full of fucking schmucks, they're pretty decent people in them just interested in talking loud, drinking, and shooting pool. lots of old vets and fishermen

who else is hype for the new 100-300 yard range being built in Sfla?

Where in south

Tampa bay checking in

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Does it at all bother you the absolute lack of long distance capable shooting ranges around here? I don't think you can get past 100 yards around here without driving for over an hour
t. 727

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not him but I'm in the same boat, I can't find shit for rifles in the pasco 727 area.

God damn iPhone

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sun-sentinel.com/local/palm-beach/fl-reg-shooting-range-update-20180213-story.htmlhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSp9-UivMk8

fucking based FWC

get hyped

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Yea it’s annoying but manatee is nice as and th me drive isn’t bad unless you are trying to go every weekend

Damn that’s only like 45 minutes from me. I haven’t shot outside since I moved here 2 years ago, I’m pumped

>mfw watching the government of my town blatantly trying to appeal to california scum by making upper-class facade apartments and letting some move into our downtown to open soap and craft stores or craft beer taverns
i hate these people so fucking much fuck these gentrifying pieces of shit who are gonna turn us into socal-lite and make our property tax triple

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Where are you user?

about 10 minutes from sims park in new port richey

You live in Stuart. Your talking about near the sailfish statue

I've never hated beer so much in my life.

heh...whats wrong user...too scared to try our 20x HOPPED IPA or a lucky charms flavored stout??? that'll be 10 dollars a glass, by the way

I'll have a pint of your finest Keystone pisswater please.

for me all there is is shoot straight in tampa and the fudds at WAC. Both are 100 yard max.

went to the grant seafood fest last weekend, was pretty good for food.

Shooters world is really nice but is expensive and the rifle is only 100 yards

Enjoy your $300 NFA transfers, I'll stick to Reload for now and WAC for shooting handloads.

>being a man
>drinking anything but red ales, real stouts, and lager
I fucking hate IPA hipster trash down here so much.

florida actually has some really good brewerys
>diver down
>dead head ale
it's like 4loko for white people. ~8-9% abv and sold at publix. like $10 for a 6pack

How do I get another handgun under 21 Jow Forums? I know we dont have a minimum possesion age so defaults to 18 and I can just build rifles if I want but what loopholes are there for handguns? All I have is an inherited Glock 27 that I hate but keep for sentimental purposes and want a snubbie so I can get into wheelguns.

buying from a private seller, also there is blackpowder revolvers which are pretty fun and cheap

Just sit down and chant the spell "tarbe rutamm inami" over and over as often as you can. Within three dozen months, possibly even less, it will grant you the ability to buy handguns.

Exactly, a little boomerish but it’s fine, and the nicer bars at least in my area aren’t all full of soys and hipsters but young professionals.

>"grow grow grow"

why does every other state want us to stop being us? why do they try so hard to move in and fuck our laws and prices up?

Which is a shame because Florida is probably the best alcohol state. Great craft breweries.

I don't have a problem with craft beer itself but why is it all DUDE HOPS LMAO, theres 2 breweries near me and between them they must be making 10+ IPA types

Polymer 80s?

>have your dad buy it

under state law you can independently own a handgun at fucking 16, but because of that quisling faggot rick scott you need to be 21 to buy guns from an FFL.

>gifts
it is your civic duty to gift as many firearms to high schoolers as possible

because bugmen mistake drinking horrible tasting cheap beer with manliness, so they make artificially horrible beer to say "heh, well I DRINK THIS"

Jealously breeds contempt

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Yeah but the babes

Eat shit boomer. I waited for years to start buying guns and the laws might very well get worse if the ballot initiative gets on. If Im old enough to go to war, sign legally bonding contracts, own property etc Im old enough to buy a handgun.

Look I like alcohol and beer and I like variety but I hate the cunts that come with and ruin fads

>have local hipsterish bar
>in cowboy town, so no hipsters
>very non hipsterish 99% of the time
>mainly guys coming in after work, hanging up suit jackets, and drinking $11 beers
>only place to get rare weird stuff like imperial russian stouts
>rotating beer list goes from godtier to trash depending on how many IPAs they're repping

florida is such a patchwork of based and suck. even our gun laws follow the pattern now.

RIP florida

thetruthaboutguns.com/2019/03/luis-valdes/it-begins-nikki-fried-turning-floridas-concealed-weapon-permit-system-into-a-bureaucratic-nightmare/

2020 AWB will likely on the ballot (thanks to totally-not-bloomberg group "ban assault weapons now")

lots of proposed retard tier legislation like classifying all semiauto rifles as NFA items (H.R.1263)

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do they honestly expect anyone to comply? I don't think anyone has with just the bump stock ban.

this one is from some rando dude who is never going to get enough signatures, but there IS one in the works by a well funded totally-not-bloomberg group called "ban assault weapons now" that i expect to see (and to pass) in 2020

ballotpedia.org/Florida_Ban_on_Semiautomatic_Rifles_and_Shotguns_Initiative_(2020)

>semi autos are now illegal gorillion year nfa tier felonies
funny, so there would be no reason at that point to not go full 3rd hole

the fact that all of this is really to try and disarm all our niggers is the most aggravating part. it's why the jews in palm beach have such draconian zoning and gun ordinances because of the shithole on the other side of the train tracks of worth avenue.

this is stuck in bureaucratic purgatory but will be amazing if its ever finished

myfwc.com/hunting/safety-education/shooting-ranges/palm-beach/

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Fuck are they that bad? I know they wanted $250 to set up a trust and told them I would fill out the paperwork myself.

>highly supported and vocalized bill that wants to revert us to pump actions and bolts
god fucking damnit if that passes I don't know what I'll do

(((Disney)))

WHY CAN'T THEY STAY THE FUCK OUT OF OUR STATE

Miami is based. It’s so close to the US too.

kavanaugh et al may eventually save us bu nearly every single ballot measure in the last few elections has passed. prepare for that day starting now. 2 years to go

was that jackass hogg even born here? I remember seeing him in other stuff in california and that he had moved to florida for high school.

yep, I'm absolutely stocking up, I've got a buddy in kentucky with a bigass property I'd go to worst case

nope, california lol. and grifter Rep Ted Deutch was born in PA

these people are fucking parasites

Couldn't it be found unconstitutional wrt the state constitution by any of the state courts?

ok these cunts need to leave, hogg doesn't even go to school here either

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good point, i think you're right. but that would take time and is a roll of the dice