The Eternal Honk

How do we remove the Honk Army Jow Forums? They seem to move for no man

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Do you own a lawnmower ?

agent orange

you find one of the old recipes for goose.
it exists. probably needs a lot of marinade or sauce.

please let us know if it tastes like duck.

stop feeding them

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I raise honks they are delicious

They are obnoxious jerks when alive

run at them while yelling and opening and closing a huge umbrella

Boomerang and a 12 gauge shotgun while naked

Just so you know, they're all property of the leaf, shooting honk gets you sued by canada

based sean connery poster

One time I fired a cap gun while running at a large group of them and they all took off, try justs shooting a round into the ground

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I don't think people do. Except maybe it's the Canucks, they come down to this area for the winter. It might be a subversive ploy between Leaf and Honk. Keep all eyes out lads

>buy bird seed
>buy antifreeze
>mix
>???
>profit
What do I win?

Then why are they are eating in the OP?

it tastes like fatty duck

>what do I win
a bunch of dead songbirds

I'm sure they changed the formula for antifreeze, you could find some old stuff somewhere.

grass. Geese eat grass, leaves, and seeds mostly

That area could be defoliated or paved.

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I think a better solution than turning the rest of america's greenspace into parking lots is to just shoot them where they are a nuisance

Dunno. Could be what I said the Canadians are secretly feeding them in an international plot. This is outside if a Church so who knows

>shoot them
Have fun with Tyrone and Demarkus.

STATE.
SPONSORED.
HONKOCIDE.

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A visit from the DNR

Bump

ExcalibOar

>Remove Honk

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Anyone have that news article about the bloody guy in Canada with some kind of pest control permit or whatever that was just twisting geese heads off in public??

Goose? No you must be mistaken.
I'm a banana.

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Motherfucking honks have teeth on their tongues!!

Aaaaiiiiiiiii.....

>Motherfucking honks have teeth on their tongues!!
When you realize it's time to get out the AP 762 REAL MOTHERFUCCCKCING NATO and sperg out like a real Jow Forumsommando

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I guess because I'm in the south that geese are a novelty and I couldn't see wanting to kill them

I see maybe 20 a year

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Fucking migrants