>Be bong ship
>get rekt by some tiny fast french boi
Be bong ship
Julian Richardson
Logan Carter
>Be USS phoenix
>Get rekt by an invisible log using WW2 long lads
Brandon Sullivan
>Be USS Liberty
>Get rekt by muh greatest ally
Carter Howard
>be french
>be first to lose in Vietnam back when Vietnam was shit
Carson Phillips
>be french
>lose to Germany
>join Germany and collaborate
>still lose the war
>pretend to have been in the resistance
Evan Adams
>Be nazi U-boat
>Sink when Hans doesn't use the shitter correctly
Eli Edwards
unfortunately, this is true....my German blood is sad.....
Jonathan Johnson
>be burger destroyer escort
>get teleported to REALM: BARRON-44 (MID) DIMENSION: 84.29 (OMN2)
Chase Lopez
Have this to cheer you up, you cold meat eating war mongering autist
Isaac Russell
>Be Tirpitz
>Never do a real mission cause hitler was pussy on the waves
>Get sunk in harbor by bombers