Be bong ship

>Be bong ship
>get rekt by some tiny fast french boi

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>Be USS phoenix
>Get rekt by an invisible log using WW2 long lads

>Be USS Liberty
>Get rekt by muh greatest ally

>be french
>be first to lose in Vietnam back when Vietnam was shit

>be french
>lose to Germany
>join Germany and collaborate
>still lose the war
>pretend to have been in the resistance

>Be nazi U-boat
>Sink when Hans doesn't use the shitter correctly

unfortunately, this is true....my German blood is sad.....

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>be burger destroyer escort
>get teleported to REALM: BARRON-44 (MID) DIMENSION: 84.29 (OMN2)

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Have this to cheer you up, you cold meat eating war mongering autist

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>Be Tirpitz
>Never do a real mission cause hitler was pussy on the waves
>Get sunk in harbor by bombers