>Be bong ship
>get rekt by some tiny fast french boi
Be bong ship
Julian Richardson
Logan Carter
>Be USS phoenix
>Get rekt by an invisible log using WW2 long lads
Brandon Sullivan
>Be USS Liberty
>Get rekt by muh greatest ally
Carter Howard
>be french
>be first to lose in Vietnam back when Vietnam was shit
Carson Phillips
>be french
>lose to Germany
>join Germany and collaborate
>still lose the war
>pretend to have been in the resistance
Evan Adams
>Be nazi U-boat
>Sink when Hans doesn't use the shitter correctly
Eli Edwards
unfortunately, this is true....my German blood is sad.....
Jonathan Johnson
>be burger destroyer escort
>get teleported to REALM: BARRON-44 (MID) DIMENSION: 84.29 (OMN2)
Chase Lopez
Have this to cheer you up, you cold meat eating war mongering autist
Isaac Russell
>Be Tirpitz
>Never do a real mission cause hitler was pussy on the waves
>Get sunk in harbor by bombers
Brayden Perez
>Be biggest battleship ever built
>Completely obsolete by the time you are finished
>Never see any real action
>Get sent on an honorable suicide mission for the emperor
>Rekt by some planes on the way there
Hunter Russell
Nips did it before them
Alexander Ortiz
Liam Bailey
I need a story behind this...
Aiden Campbell
Hopping on this thread just to hear this story
Benjamin Sanchez
THE 88 SAYS WE NEED THE STORY!
Nathan Young
France expeditionary corps wasn't that good. War was not popular because of a strong communist foothold in France and French army was barely rebuilding. France had nowhere near enough strength to confront the vietminh supported and trained by PRC and SU.
Noah Morales
Are talking about French involvement in Vietnam, or in the SS?
Ryan Rivera
>name ship HMS Invincible
>you can still see it
Christopher Foster
>Invincible
>means you can't still see it
Jesus Christ, I go to this board to get away from my job and you fuckers manage to remind me how shitty the education system is.
t. former teacher
Isaac Gray
>be illiterate
>post on Jow Forums
Xavier Thomas
Allied submarines' toilets flushed into a sanitary tank, as water pressure prevented flushing straight into the sea as would be the norm in a surface ship's head. German U-boat designers did not want to allocate space to a sanitary tank, and instead made the toilets flush straight to the sea, meaning the head could not be used when at a great depth, and thus as allied air-power and sea superiority forced U-boats to spend more and more time submerged, their crews were forced to use buckets, which sat around until the boat could be surfaced, whereupon they would be emptied. Unfortunately, as the war progressed, the time between surfacing for U-boats went from hours, to days, to weeks, and having open buckets of human waste became such an issue that a new toilet was designed: a complex series of valves and pipes that would essentially create an airlock for the waste, allowing toilets to be flushed at depth. Unfortunately, this system was so complex that a specially trained crew-member had to operate it. Someone aboard the U-1206, off Scotland in summer 1945, tried to operate it without consulting the specialist, and caused to boat to flood, and forced an emergency surface, where due to the proximity to Britain, it was quickly set upon by RAF patrol planes, and forced to be scuttled.
Grayson Lopez
>be kurd
>breathe in some smelly air
>die
Charles Gutierrez
>be French
>be only western power to have colonised Vietnam for the better part of a century after having btfo them pretty hard
>only be defeated in the aftermath of a war that pretty much wrecked you in every way
Blake Torres
>be british
>BTFO the french navy for bants but say you had to because germans or something
Brayden Harris
>be homosexual sports science businessman
>visit cathedral with boyfriend
>cause diplomatic incident
Leo Ward
When Karl-Adolf Schlitt finished voiding his mush,
An engineer stopped him from trying to flush.
"O Captain, my Captain, you're toilet untrained,"
"You'll fuck it all up 'cos you don't have the brains."
But sadly that faggot was just as unskilled,
He turned the wrong valve and he stupidly filled
The submarine deeply in literal shit
(It's also a good metaphorical fit.)
They ran to the surface to flee from the gas,
Got bombed by the Brits and could only haul ass.
So this is how submarine One Two Oh Six
Was tragically sunk by a bundle of sticks.
Robert Brown
kek
Kayden Scott
What are you even trying to say
Zachary Rivera
>Eldridge is cute af.
Michael Martinez
It took me good couple of seconds to figure out that it isn't a joke I don't get, but user is simply an illiterate fag.
Aiden Williams
>be anyone ever
>get rekt by cheese-eating surrender monkeys
Logan Martinez
Screencap time
Retard
Luis Peterson
Angel Martinez
Do you unironically have autism, user?
Julian Powell
Brayden Hill
Ahem
Asher Barnes
>I was pretending to be retarded!
Jeremiah Diaz
this entire board must be purged
Nicholas Murphy
>defacing Haruhi with such degeneracy
Yikes!
Nicholas Ward
>a yike from a kike.
devoid of value and worth.
Ian Wright
>American education
Jeremiah Adams
But she's emitting sparks!
James Wright
Carter Lee
For your sake I'm going to interpret this as some good bait and give you your (you), if not, please lurk more so you can practice your reading.
Ethan Brown
We knew history was going to mean we wouldn't get another chance to blow the hell out of their fleet, man.
We had to take that last chance for one more round while we had it. For old times sake.
Juan Sullivan
Is there a kancolle USS Savannah staring down Fritz-X?
Landon Robinson
Daniel Jackson
Leo Jenkins
>be part of kurita's center force
>big ass battleships and cruisers everywhere
>get scared and ultimately driven off by some destroyers and escort carrier fighter planes
>be so dumb to think that this is just americans being cocky instead of freaking the fuck out and trying to stall you
>sail back to japan with your tail between your legs and down a carrier that got fucked over by the rest of the USN elsewhere
Jeremiah Parker
>yet another edit of a Jow Forums meme
thank you for affirming our superiority
Tyler Gray
>boi
Excellent meme, my dude.
Ryder Butler
>be HMS Ajax
>get a squadron of cruisers together and hunt Admiral Graf Spee, which has been stalking your merchant shipping for months
>get manhandled by one ship, despite outnumbering her 3:1
>manage to convince her captain to sink his own ship and kill himself so you win the battle anyway
Nathan Rodriguez
Zachary White
>be Japan
>lose the war within six months of forcing America's entry
>spend the next three years embarrassing yourself without even realizing it's already over
Chase Ortiz
>be capt longsdorfdoop
>confronted by 3 inferior cruisers
>throw a few shells about
>run away to Urgay
>could steam out all guns blazing and wreck puny RN squadron
>bottle it because of severe social anxiety
>scuttle ultra modern uberboot
>neck self
Justin Hall
well done
Jayden Lopez
>be op
>suck every cock i see
Oliver Jackson
Don't you like cold meat?
Colton Evans
YOU MAD WH*TEBOI?