>be me, a cop patrolling the streets
>locals form a protest
>protest turns into a mob
>angry mob starts harassing me
>throwing random stuff at me
>backup finally shows up
>angry mob starts daring us to fire at them
>get hit by a brick and knocked over from the force
>fucking sick of this shit
>discharge my weapon in self defense
>others fire into the crowd too
>mob finally starts to disperse and is broken up
The locals are making a fucking big deal out of this bullshit. Only like 5 people died, too, so I'd hardly call this a fucking "boston massacre." Pic unrelated.
Be me, a cop patrolling the streets
Henry Moore
John Moore
Kek, get out you jackanape
William Wright
>begging us to fire at them
I know this is a shit thread and all and I shouldn't be bumping it but what I'll never understand about leftists is the highest desire to be a victim
those "people" want to be shot just for the sake of saying they were shot so people might have pity on them and virtue signal for them.
maybe I'm too normal but I'd rather not be shot, than get attention for being shot
Caleb Moore
just wait until an enterprising group of freemasons overthrows your government then hangs you and your cop buddies in a kangaroo court show trial.
such is life
Juan Anderson
>cucked and bootlicking
Landon Ortiz
You should have killed them all user, saved us the trouble...
Caleb Morris
Fuck you bitch were gonna throw all of your gay tea into the harbor next just watch us
Evan Walker
>be me
>don’t like or dislike cops
>could give a shit if they beat a protestor or have a Molotov cocktail thrown on them
Cooper Edwards
Fuck off, loyalist
Austin Gray
>5 people died
>6 people died in boston massacre
>not like boston massacre
OP you probably take cock after brunch with your gimp
Josiah Sanders
It was 5, user.
Liam Powell
>7 of 9 posters respond without any sense of irony
Carson Jenkins
Everyone recognized the Boston Massacre was bullshit. John Adams even led an effective defense that got the soldiers off with minimal punishment due to the circumstances.
The issue was with the British response. The Brits wanted all future trials involved in the Colonies to take back place in England and not locally. Considering how the colonists were Englishmen still, they should have had the right to hold courts and trials for crimes committed in the colonies.
Jaxson Cook
Nu-Jow Forums doesn't even bother reading entire posts anymore.
Kevin Gomez
watch your tongue when speaking to your betters peasant
His majesty will turn your rabble rousing ass red lest you reconcile your lowly personhood and pay your fucking taxes or meet the muzzle of my half incher knave
Noah Diaz
The mob started after a soldier butt stroked a teenager for making fun of his poof officer. Next time keep your men in line, loyalist.
Jace Peterson
A little bit of sexual harassment is no reason to assault an officer
Tyler Young
>I'd hardly call this a fucking "boston massacre."
welp, norman dodd couldnt fix this, nor goldwater, I kinda checked out after ron paul 2012, these limpwristed faggots might start giving people ideas
Aiden Flores
>Not killing protesters with your riot stick and bare hands
Never gonna make it
Lincoln Phillips
>be chilling at home with wife and kids
>was gonna go on a hunting tip with my son when suddenly neighbor frantically knocks on my door
>he's pro firearms as well (entire neighborhood enjoys shooting and hunting) and has some big news
>apparently shit is hitting the fan, full on rebellion mode, soldiers are gonna come door to door for confiscation
>it's go time
>before we can gather supplies and bug out a bunch of soldiers approach our neighborhood
>they're all armed with long guns, there's like 50 of them, oh God if we fight now we'll be massacred
>decide fuck it, hide everything and live to fight another day
>their commanding officer gets to my door, knocks and announces in some kind of faggot accent that we need to turn in our guns and for me to open up the door
>I open it, he's dressed in a gay ass uniform, literally a red coat
>tell him that a bunch of Indians stole my Brown Bess and threw it into the Boston harbor in some kind of freak caravelling accident
>he grumbles something about needing a license or some shit and fucks off, but before he leaves he takes his flintlock and shoots my hound
Fucking assholes
Anthony Nelson
Didn't know Havel the rock became a cop
Ayden Morgan
OI YOU GOT A LOISENCE FOR THAT M8
Carter Jones
It was wrong in both cases fucktard.
Mors Tyrannis
Cooper Hughes
Victimhood is virtue. The highest ranking people are those that have suffered the most "oppression" so being "victimized" makes them more powerful. It also confirms their failed worldview, since most of them have never faced real oppression.
Caleb Lee
Kek, can you fucking imagine you and your antifa buddies are getting swung on by the cops and you realize that this guy has locked on and is stomping right for you. Of all the rotten luck, you could have gotten the pig to the left or the right but you drew aggro from the BOSS HOG of all pigs.
Jace Walker
>Chad the cop
David Walker
He's fucking bending the baton due to sheer anticipation.
Hudson Fisher
Simpler than that. By getting wounded by the other side you add strength to yours. Your blood makes the other side look like bullies.
Ultrarightwingers used to fall into this trap over and over, making themselves look like gorillas and fanatics. Now they hold back to the best of their limited ability and it is the ultraleftwingers who look like gorillas. Let us keep it that way.
Noah Collins
Freemasons ARE the government. Why should they want to overthrow it?
Andrew Johnson
r-rule britannia :^)
Xavier Murphy
i would love to see that guy beat some antifa cuck into oblivion. I would even buy him a 42oz porterhouse afterwards
Christopher Ramirez
underrated
Levi Thomas
Fuck you redcoat. No taxation without representation.