Came into more money than I know what to do with

Alright Jow Forums long story short, I have just found out that I'm the only heir to a Texas Oil trust that is worth an astronomical amount of money. Aside from buying a house and a decent car (not a luxury car, just a point A to B) what funs or other things should I get prepping/out/accessories should I try to get into?

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I've heard a lot of bogus ass things over the years, but if there ever was a thing that didn't happen, it would be this.

don't really care, I'm not some sort of overnight billionaire, but I'm far better off than I was last week.

and next week whatever you did have may well be gone along with whoever was selling you this fantasy.

Real talk, if your being honest, get a financial adviser and invest all of it. That money could grow, and get to the point you could make 6 digits off of interest alone.

You're aware that life isn't always people pissing in your cheerios correct?

the cash wasn't really much, my grandmother died and my mother was written out of her will, but I got the land that she owned, which is nearly all oil deposits, Currently looking for a lawyer to talk to the oil companies with me to keep the contracts that were in place and not get fucked because I have no idea what i'm doing.

Well if that's the case, then ya start with the lawyer, but after that get a financial adviser; you will want to talk to them before signing any agreements with the oil companies. Also don't be tempted by one-time lump some payments, try to get something quarterly/yearly.

Keep working user.

It's a good way to keep yourself busy and focus.

truth to that

Thanks for the advice. and I'm smart enough to know a lump sum is a bad idea. better to have a decent chunk every so often than to cash out when over my lifetime it'd be a fortune.

Literal copo and pasto LARP from Jow Forums
I still remember your bullshit story from last year

Buy Jow Forums and save it

Not a biz poster, Jow Forums and /out/ is my area. but I'm not surprised that Biz is full of larps. How about some of you humor me and actually point some good more expensive equipment I may or may not be able to afford in the future.

Jow Forums as a whole can burn, i'd save Jow Forums, /out/, and Jow Forums if I did something like that.

.50 anzio

Please

I mean milsurp.
> limited quantity
> will go up in price
> with higher purchasing power can buy better preserved guns
Or buy Gucci modern shit that may hold its value but you will also have fun with.

Dont listen to this nigger.


20mm anzio
Also buy a tank.

I was thinking a Lahti or anzio would be hilarious to own. NFA items as well. I already have a few milsurp guns (ww2 era 1911, mosin, enfield, and a 1903 springfield that is beat to hell.) as for tanks, I think i'd rather go with a nice pick up for the money. I would love to have a Cadillac Gage Commando though....

yeah, you should buy a tank user. be the king of Jow Forums for all eternity. OR buy The Murder Cube

Buy one of the few transferable miniguns.

Buy land with water rights in the US SW with a landing strip. Learn to pilot and get a good sized single engine aircraft with enough range to get to your income properties. Everything else you might want like guns and SHTF supplies is on an availability basis.

I love the southwest, but Utah has a special place in my heart if I bought land for shtf bug out position. sadly I can't get a pilots license because of eyesight issues, it's 20/20 but I have difficulties picking out red at distance.

Get into investing you daft shit
You need a form of income that can pay for those things long term

You can begin investing even when you have zero dollars to your name

DO IT
BUY THE Jow ForumsUBE
MAKE IT A PROPER SHRINE

>Go read the Jow Forums motto newfag and come back to talk to the adults when you've grasped it

>REEEEEEE NOBODY COULD BE IN A BETTER SITUATION THAN ME FAAAAAAKKKKKEEEEE

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Invest wisely and donate to white nationalist movements

>Thinking you have mineral rights

I know I do, my grandmother was living off the oil money for the past 35 years

save your money. put it into retirement

Get a hipoint and then go all in on chainlink

Start importing milsurp if you have the funds

People will love you and you will make bank.

Not him but im reasonably certain this is a complete lie. Ive not had anything good happen to me in 5 years.

Your dad and uncle had to do awful things to get you that money, don't waste it.

As long as the money is growing while you aren't taking it.

>mfw I will never be a filthy rich oil NEET

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