Tfw no young, straight guy with long hair, long feet, and long toes to be a paypig for and fund his firearms purchases

It means I am a cuck who wants to serve you

>show feet
>looks nice now show dick

Peggy's Feet.
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I have short hair and short wide feet, but I want a pay pig to fund my gun hobby

I am all of those things. So long as you don't want any part of your body to be put into any part of my body, or any physical contact in general or nudity, then I am your guy!

I like high end expensive guns with all the accessories. I really want a set of glocks (with holsters please!) something like a Glock 19 for conceal carry, a sub-compact 9mm for ankle carry, and a nice long barrel glock for competitions. I also want an FN because they can shoot through police body armor and I may need that one day. Chicago police need a wake up call, and corruption meets executioner one day soon.

If you are genuine and willing to buy the above guns for me as a show of good faith (with a few boxes of mint premium ammo) then let me know. I think we can be good friends.

I do not have that kind of money and do not feel comfortable sending you money when you imply you will use the money to get guns to shoot cops.

>fund his firearm purchases

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Yeah. Hitler was right.

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Last time I checked, guns aren’t illegal and the people here have them as a hobby

>straight
Sure, faggot. Leave my precious weapons board alone. You fags who want to use it as a gay porn front are gonna trigger hate crimes, because the ones with guns are the hateful straight :o

Remember, you can kill little boys if you need to. Just make sure the discord control left doesnt use them as a sex toy. Cattle slaughter over bestiality any day, if you wamt animal cruelty and fag rights to intertwine

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Kek, what sort of money do you have poor pig? A spare C-note to buy one of those gangsta guns which are used like burner phones but for murder?

What if I promise not to shoot cops? If you have a semi-decent credit rating you can get a personal loan to hook me up with some of my wishlist. I'll let you look at my long feet....

Just add me on Kik to talk further

No, give me more details on what you will commit to first. I'm not going onto your kik where you can ply me for a little taste of my long lush feet. Or my tall handsome toes. If you want to get me alone in a private space with you then tell me what sort of gun you will buy me right off the bat.

Don't be shy, a contractual agreement on 4chans ins't binding after all

I don't have that type of money. Best I can give you is some money here and there as loose spending money.

>Be you
>Start a thread saying you want to buy the right guy guns
>be also you, say you don't have any money to buy an user guns

How much money are we talking dude. I've nearly had enough and I'm about to close the thread, I have homework to do. How much, how often.

A couple hundred a month. I just put the gun thing because it fit with this board's theme.

What is this

Hmm 200 a month sounds tempting. I get no pocket money atm so a little cash would be nice to buy guns&ammo mags.

What would be required on my end? Since you lied about what you are offereing I imagine you probably lied about what you would want form me too

Hey man, hmu

Feet pics occasionally and regular conversation