Russian guard released a calendar dedicated to the 5th date of the liberation/annexation of Crimea

Well what would you call it, hohol?

reunification

>cats
putting the soi back in soiviet haha

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Would've been better with the telnyashka top instead of their camos. Would buy with cats.

>being a dog person
I bet you're a fucking nigger, too

There is a hidden troll joke. In ukrainian a cat is called "kit" and in russian it's "kot".
So it is "poor oppressed kits were returned to their natural kot status". There's even a statue with liberated cat thanking his mysterious savior in Sevastopol to troll ukrainians.

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>Vintorez

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*Invasion.
Russia invaded Crimea, set up a highly controversal and biased referendum, and is currently invading the rest of Ukraine under the guise of "pro-Russian rebels".

Stop embracing, and spreading propaganda by, a murderous and corrupt regime.

Never happened.
>ukraine
No such thing.

ATACS-FG is sexy.

>t. Shlomo

>cat obsessed people
>russians and muslims
>cat poop can carry toxoplasma parasite which settles in your brain
>Studies have linked toxoplasmosis with a range of human mental diseases, including schizophrenia, bipolar disease, obsessive compulsive disorder
>the organism contributes to car crashes, suicides, and mental disorders
nbcnews.com/health/health-news/cat-poop-parasite-controls-minds-early-permanently-study-finds-f4B11194722
theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2012/03/how-your-cat-is-making-you-crazy/308873/
explain a lot

battle buddies are better youtube.com/watch?v=IgUSBCsIwLI

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>Catposters

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>Ukraine isn't a real country
Next that rhetoric will be used against several Baltic countries. That's how it goes. Putin is an enemy of the West.

Nice meme
1 Rubel has been deposited to your account

>wearing some gay mask to hide your pretty boy faggot face

>baltic
No such countries.

>ukraine
has actual right wing death squads killing commie cucks in donbass
>russia
antisemitism is criminal, build europe biggest mosque
/watch?v=JCS6mTth28o

yet,... somehow,... you're the jew if you're not a braindead follower of the good goym in the kremlin and his semitic friends who are robbing their own people like its 1917

I hope you'll watch someone you love die very soon.

where to buy?

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invasion

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>t. person who sniffed cat poop for too long
okay you crazy cat lady

Right. I assume you'll just disregard everything about Russias journalist and oppiosition killings? Chemical attacks? Support of Assad? Hackings? The billions of dollars laundered by Putin's inner circle?

I'm sure every source I can post will be deemed illegitimate once it is critical of your cause.

Guaranteed replies

>itt good goys

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Invasion and occupation

Early Jow Forumsaturday thread?

Early Jow Forumsaturday thread.

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I hate cats but this thread has /comfy/ potential. Anyone have that 'mauser und Mauser' pic?

I just found the unofficial russian national anthem
youtube.com/watch?v=KK_ifYEAnt4

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>just disregard everything about nothing wrong
Yes.

this

Russian is easy. Learn it, fucking autist.

yikes

I hope your shithole of a country will be turned into province of some real state very soon.

>pkm
>big chungus

>Chemical attacks?
that happen every time Assad is winning and a bombing is needed, what a coincidence, totally not staged
>Support of Assad?
Why can't Russia support democratic dictators like Saudi Barbaria?
>Hackings?
worse than holocaust
>The billions of dollars laundered by Putin's inner circle?
so seize them already

good tuck

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Nice annexation. This is why Hitler went wrong in the Sudetenland. He should have published a cat calendar featuring stormtroopers and it might have worked. Then again. Nah. Russia is fucked.

Russian and Ukie are pretty easy to sound out once you know what sounds the letters make
Transliteration for the months as follows
>Yanvar
>Fevral
>Mart
>Aprel
>Mai
>Iyun
>Iyul
>Avgust
>Sentyabr
>Octyabr
>Noyabr
>Dekabr

I want them all to be shopped into the crying cat.

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Time to get the printer going, just found something to replace the company shitty calender. You made my day user, thank you.

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So long as cats exist in your country you probably have it, user. And since they're the second most popular pet and sometimes the first, and known for shitting in any loose soil they can find, you probably have it.

A cat kept exclusively in your house will not give you the parasite. A cat let outside might. And a stray cat eating, not just killing and mutilating, rats around a farm and shitting in the fields will definitely get a toxoplasmosis cyst on that one ill fated leaf of lettuce you didn't wash well enough.

The parasite might even cause gender dysphoria and homosexuality. Cat genocide is the only way to stop it.

>psypost.org/2016/11/study-toxoplasma-gondii-parasite-can-alter-humans-sexual-desires-45990

>catbrains have more fetishes
>catbrains don't engage in the fetishes they have as often as normal people

you mean it causes people who only like traps as a fetish, but never actually fuck traps. aka Jow Forums

>catbrain signs and symptoms:
>disheveled appearance, reduced sense of social shame, cat-like attitude of "i do what i want"
>odd sexual desires, normal or repressed sexual practice
>tendency towards depression, autism-like behavior
>makes people risk takers, likely to prefer RWD cars and activities like drifting, racetrack use, and street racing
>general mechanism is a reduction in fear, and a desire for suffering
>people may seek negative attention because they want to feel pain

>Your brain without cat shit in it: .223 is fun to shoot!
>Your brain with cat shit in it: 50 BMG IS THE MINIMUM FOR STOPPING POWER, THAT'S WHY MY HANDGUN IS CHAMBERED IN IT

I love how Ukraine is paradoxically both a kike state but also somehow a Nazi regime with right wing death squads to you mongoloids.

>Like, why can't we all get along man? Other countries don't do this conquering stuff

Yes instead other countries instill puppet governments under the guise of spreading democracy. but only representative democracy where officials can be easily bought off. And then the countries they totally didn't conquer are their allies until they dissolve under civil war because nobody liked a corrupt puppet state.

Would you rather Russia give Ukraine the USA treatment? Keep your borders, keep your flag, but lose your culture (in the name of the free market) and live under a government that answers to us, our allies, and our businesses. It's better. It's freedom. People chose to eat at mcdonalds, we didn't force it on them by opening 50 locations and pricing burgers that cost less than cabbages. People chose to listen to our music that's specifically engineered to be catchy and people chose to forget their heritage. It was all freedom.

What's a u-crane?

You mean like the russia friendly puppet ruler that was in Ukrainian?

>want EU to fuck them in the ass like the russian did with the USSR
>has neo-nazi volunteer group fighting for their country
they are both at the same time

>neo-nazi volunteer groups
Owned and funded by hebrews.

Somebody please do it

Ukraine is part of Russia since Ukraine isn’t a country

it is not a meme, it is puppet country with government unironically and literally composed of mostly kikes, that just uses ultranationalist sentiments to motivate and inspire its citizens to fight russia for american geopolitical interests

THIS IS FUCKING GENIUS!
Cats, guns, cammo & Spetsnaz... everything that Jow Forums likes.
This thread is literally the catnip equivalent for Jow Forums.

>has actual right wing death squads killing commie cucks in donbas
Right, funded by actual Israel
Kill yourself kike shill

>what is controlled opposition
This is how Big Baddy Vladdy stays in power in Russia for so long. By funding every other group, no one can figure out his motives.

>no one can figure out his motives
His motive is to acquire enormous amounts of money, that much is obvious.

Snuggling my little buddy is completely worth shutting the door 40 times before I leave for work.

>putin is supporting jews so they fund neonazi groups in ukraine so nazis can fight russians in donbas so he stays in power
finally I understand this 88d chess

How RosGvardiya even related to 2014 operation in Crimea? It wasn't formed yet (6th april 2016) and even if it was it's not for such operations, they are just rebranded internal troops. Besides irl they aren't as tacticool as those people on photos, are those just airsofters larping as some fancy SSO-whatever operators?

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...sauce on this enlightening knowledge

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>russia friendly puppet
Except that guy was actually kinda neutral. He was maneuvering between Russia and EU to get better deals for years. I dare you to name pro-russian things he actually did. In the end after months of maneuvering he picked fatter russian offer to join their economic union because EU association offer was shit, open your markets for us and we will call you europeans. And hence he became a puppet, a dictator and whatever else.

(OP)
Can we please get some IDs on the equipment they're using? I can spot an AKM, Vintorez but I'm clueless as to what optics and clothing they're using. Anyone?

>we

>highly controversal and biased referendum
Well judging by how the first thing Ukraine did after was cutting water and blowing up electricity lines going from mainland to Crimea to punish the population I'd say the referendum was pretty legit. Although illegal.

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What if I like both
Dogs for huntin, cats for chillin

Fuck
Is there any treatment for this shit? A fuckton of people have this shit, why isn't it talked about more?

That tactical petting

>Although illegal
why would it be illegal? under the UN charter, people have the right to self-determination. it's a basic human right.
since Crimea was russian and it's full of russians, of course they'll separate.

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Calm down user. There are 10 pounds of various microorganisms living in your body right now. They will eat you from inside after you die but for now you are safe. 99,9% of cases have zero symptoms, all is suppressed by immune system.

this is kinda creepy

oldfag here, I think we were lied to during the coldwar. Russia seems much cooler than we were led to believe......wait....our gov. would lie to us?

>our gov
>our

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occupation

job

Where can I buy this?

The thing is it was done without any foreign observers iirc and in the typical shady way Russian politics are done.

You never know what you love until it starts to die.
So says i.

>foreign observers
how many foreign observers monitor US elections?

Those black eyes, like a dolls eyes, don't look real until they roll over white.

A lot.

>On March 10, 2014 the de facto Prime Minister of Crimea, Sergey Aksyonov, made an unofficial verbal invitation to OSCE to monitor the plebiscite However, later in the day, an OSCE spokeswoman said that Crimea did not have the authority to invite the organization into the region as it is not a fully-fledged state and, therefore, incapable of requesting services provided exclusively to OSCE members. On March 11, the OSCE chair, Switzerland's Foreign Minister Didier Burkhalter, declared the referendum as unconstitutional and therefore the OSCE would not send observers

>Russia is fucked
Ok boomer

Jow Forums bullshit aside, kitties and operators calendar is fucking phenomenal

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and yet
osce.org/mission-in-kosovo

I've noticed Russians have a thing with cute animals...not sure if it's a pattern or not

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