Are there any modern occupations which would allow me to act as a "legal" assassin / intelligence agent, while still allowing me to keep my desired physical appearance? I know it sounds retarded; it's what I'm most passionate about. Surely, I can't be the only weeblord who wants to be the equivalent of an modern shinobi, r-right?
Hear me out, please
Logan Martin
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Liam Bailey
A thread died for this.
Elijah Nelson
My killing has already begun.
Joshua Nguyen
funniest thing I've read all day
Ayden Wright
We're never going to give you a straight answer for this.
Jaxon Morales
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William Rodriguez
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Luis Ramirez
Mexican cartels use assassins, Large part of the police force there is part of the cartels, go there you massive edgelord.
Adam Robinson
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Christopher Walker
I'm not even mad anymore.
But to answer your question, CIA Hitman, Green berets, or Army Rangers. All these guys will sometimes have missions to kill VIPs
Jack Moore
Fuck you OP, you don't get to take credit for being a hilarious excuse for a human being.
You owe me new sides.
Colton King
Imma keep it real witchu chief that was pretty fucking funny
Ryan Murphy
I'm glad I was able to amuse you, lads. ;^)
>Green berets, or Army Rangers.
Too many restrictions on physical appearance. I don't want to throw away my gothie aesthetic. Also, I don't want other people to see me naked, because I want only my (future) wife to see that.
>CIA Hitman
how 2 become CIA hitman??
Cameron Collins
>tacky weeb shit
>not Jow Forums related
Time to go back, nigger.
Daniel Wilson
goodluck famo, I think the only way is to join a government military or police institute and to perform outstandingly physically and mentally. so I hope you have a degree in anything useful
Brody Morgan
>dropped out of high school
Heh...
Lincoln Nelson
Just join the mexican cartel like the other user said, they got plenty to do for you. Tho that comes with torturing and dismembering people, but you wouldn't mind, would you edgelord faggot?
Jose Hernandez
I have no interest in Mexican culture, and don't want to live in Mexico.
>torturing and dismembering
Sounds quite tedious.
Aiden Reyes
Tough luck then, do something productive.
William Campbell
You could just freelance where you live.
Christopher Torres
>"legal"
I dislike the possibility of going to prison.
Connor Allen
You're likely to get killed doing """legal""" assassinations too. Is that better?
Tyler Robinson
>I want only my (future) wife to see that
>twinky goth boy
you're going to be my wife(male)
Hudson Miller
just start the killing locally, word will get to the right circles eventually and you'll be visited and engaged in conversation immediately upon waking up one day by a strange man in black hooded robes. depending on where you live you may instead need to find a particular orphan to start your path of hooded darkness. if you havent heard about him yet then you might need to get out more
Jayden Nelson
I'd rather have a well-animated death scene which I just barely escape than be sent to prison, due to budget cuts.
Anthony Ross
I was thinking something more along the lines of punishing greedy merchants, but I'll consider your advice.
Ethan Flores
Hohh? uwu
Thomas Hernandez
you should be samurai instead and commit seppuku you oxygen thief
Brandon Gomez
You have to be 18 to post here
Jace Reyes
The samurai were a class of people, not an occupation. Ritual suicide wasn't limited to the samurai, either.
Connor Moore
Fuck off weeb cunt. You're posting on Jow Forums, any possibility is already gone. Go selfsuck yourself.
Nicholas Price
Why? They'd love a twink in there.
Adam Walker
Samefag
Jack Reed
I don't see any claims or implications that it isn't, are you Down's Syndrome?
John Morris
It's called a "reply," sir. As said, I wasn't trying to make it seem as if it were not me.
Ethan Bennett
>implying there are people who exist only to assasinate
>implying agencies didnt tell the idiot gathering intelligence to do it instead of some bald edgelord with 42 tattoed on them or whatever fantasy is going on in your schizo head
>implying glowniggers hire people the same way they hire people at Walmart where you work
>implying even if you were qualified for this work you wouldnt fuck it up like the embarrassment you are
glowniggers send a plane to their targets now, and when they send idiots like the ones you claim to be, its pretty hilarious
en.wikipedia.org
stay in school weeb kid, civilized people dont like killing people