>hey boys
Hey boys
Men, hold fast! Hold fast, by God!
Fool captain! Your madness will doom us all
>300lbs.
>goose bent knees
>noodle arms
>randomly generated face from oblivion
I bet you jerk it to a DnD monster manual
>Implying you wouldn't
If she walked up to you and said I want to have sex with you you all know you'd do it
this is what every woman on Tinder with a firearm pic looks like.
I may be human garbage, but I'm pretty sure it would be a no from me.
That trigger discipline is atrocious
I would let her eat my ass
I would rather go back to being a virgin than have sex with that.
I guess you and I are on different spectrums because I wouldn’t shame myself and my family by sleeping with that hambeast.
you shouldnt project your chubby chasing views onto everyone else, faggot
kill. it. with. fire.
I would unironically need to be on the verge of alcohol poisoning to the point that she was basically raping my passed out body, and if I were still lucid, I would probably ask her to roofie me on top of the booze for good measure.
I say this with absolute sincerity.
Go back to sea world
>aw sheit, earl! now the HAWG'S got the rifle!
I'd hit it but she would have to promise me a good morning blowie to seal the deal
Nah. I know that I can score better.
sorry but I wouldn't. I couldn't erase the memory of that pig out of my mind for decades so I'd just prefer not to do it.
My standard are cery low but not that low