Is there a name for this move?

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The old switcheroo

The Fuggly Snuggly

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Shoulder swap IRL

Knot Quest

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explain THIS atheists!!!!!

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Noscope 360

Damn if I am ever going to dye my hair as I age.
Salt n Pepper on top and white beard already.
Need to drop 50 pounds too.
That is poster child for trying too hard.

suppressing fire when he was switching positions, USMC infantry uses that movie for demonstration

I need more of these advanced techniques

lmao holy fucking shit I knew he was fat, but HOT DAMN HE'S
T H I C C
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Thats the "Trained Assassin with Either Hand"

didnt stephen sigall move to baton rouge louisiana and become a sheriff or some shit

Is that Navy Type IIIs?

They're really letting anyone do that these days.

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like 20 years ago he got asked by some sheriff down their to teach his deputies some basic hand to hand shit and steven got in good with the seriff, so I guess he set up a legal residence down there and became a deputy. they even did a reality tv show about it. I know Chuck Norris had a similar gig with some rural police dept as well

sounds pretty based and redpilled

>Seagal
is his hair spray painted on?

is this julian from tpb

>Meal Team Six
>(Who pays the) Hamburger Bill
>Marine, Ready to Eat
What else?

>High Capacity Bellyzine

Aporkalypse Chow

The Thick Waist Line

A fridge too far.

I swear, every move he makes is in slow motion. At least in the webms I've seen on Jow Forums.

no, he's just fat and slow

The punani switch

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10/10

>rimjob inventor
kek

Say that to my face, fucker!

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Jewelysium

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Why does he hold a gun like he's never held a gun before?
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>Chuck Norris had a similar gig with some rural police dept
Walker: Texas Ranger wasn't real motherfucker

Slow is smooth, smooth is fast.

shooting hand is too tired so you switch to the other hand

>Standing behind everyone at the ready pointed right at their heads
Holy shit hes a god damn liability

>The boomer "this isn't my 1911"

>keep getting fatter and you wont get any wrinkles

>Fridge Over the River Pie
>Clear and Present Dinner
>The Sum of All Beers
>The Three Kings Hawaiian Rolls

This is the proof that aiming is useless since Allah guides the bullets.

>We Were Hungry
>Whole Meal Down
>The Meat Locker

Band of Blubbers
Hamburger Helper
McFlurry

>Walker: Texas Ranger wasn't real motherfucker

BULLSHIT motherfucker.

Although, desu, I did really like Don Johnson's law enforcement career down in Miami before he transferred to SFPD. FYI, Segull got fired for harassin' the coloreds and he had to go. Typical for Jefferson Parish.

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ZERO DARK HUNGRY
A FRIDGE TOO FAR
FEEDING PRIVATE RYAN
THE FAT RED LINE