Are submarines the safest place to be during WW3?
Are submarines the safest place to be during WW3?
Safe? Relatively.
Safest? Not by a long shot.
That submarine has a big ass.
No, the safest place is Zucc's nuclear bunker.
Safer on any non navy ship at sea, if by ww3 you mean global thermonuclear war.
China is the safest place to be in WW3.
... no, there are other submarines out there.
Submarine sure sound pretty fucking enthralling to me.
- Airborne Infantry
No, Infantry is the safest. Haven’t you ever seen Jarhead?
I guess it's safe in the sense that a nuclear wasteland with nothing alive in it has no murderers
THICC
Unless some outpost is still operational the sub will focus on survival rather than combating other navies
There was also friendly fire from the A10s
BIG SON OF A BITCH
Depends on the country
Would you really want to be trapped inside a submarine with a 100 plus men after the rest of the world has been genocided?
What's the best case scenario, anal rape and eventual cannibalism?
you will be safe untill your supply goes out
at which point you probably gonna have to do something..
What are the chances of a sub sinking itself by improperly launching its payload?
Wouldn't it be weird if the sub of every navy just gathered somewhere to restart civilization after delivering their nukes? No hostility or anything, just accepting they nuked all the surface dwellers.
not if its a soviet built sub
this
imagine if it were full of lolis though...and a huge amount of supplies, food, entertainment, water
comfy as fuck
THICC
SPLOOT!
submarines are not the safest place to be in even under normal conditions, let alone at war.
fuck that, I'd rather go sit in my backyard bunker than lock myself in the tin-can few hundred feet underwater.
reminder that if Jow Forums buys these now we'd be a nuclear superpower with sea dominance, and owning a Jow Forumsarrier becomes more likely.
>lolis
You're a pedophile
especially if you like gay sex
beeg sub
Sorry user but life isn't like Girls Last Tour and those lolis would cannibalize you then each other. Reality is hell.
Sounds like heaven
>Girls Last Tour
>Not Hell
Nuke people are wierd from the get-go, so i dont really find this idea to be that absurd
Imagine the smell.
More like
>becomes more likely to a horrible death because Jow Forums has india-levels of IQ and teamwork-ability
at least it won't be a chemical disaster, apart from the aids.
honestly can't wait until some user that goes to /diy/ and Jow Forums to come up with a way to launch planes off the typhoon-class subs.
Nope. Safest place to be is somewhere insignificant.
Comfy
Nyet, is metro.
That submarine isn't safe to be on now with no hostile action.
T H I C C
I'd like to inspect her aft propellers if you catch my drift
How much effort would it take to remove a part of the launch array, place another pressure vessel where the removed tubes were, put a few folding-wing planes in it, and then add a catapult?
desu Africa will be mostly as safe as Africa ever is, nobody will nuke Africa, the winds won't really irradiate Africa too bad, there'll be famines but it's Africa so that's par for the course
submarine aesthetic is the best aesthetic
Not too hard, the japs did it in ww2 with the I400 class sub, but it would be better to make a new version of it with the intent to launch birds and not missiles.
A submersible aircraft carrier? Is it even useful?
How about launch tubes for a few hundred UAVs of various purposes? Could even submerge after launch if you keep a comms buoy on an umbilical.
No humping. No exposure to harsh weather condition. Snacks. I second this.
Female sailors exist aka Navyhoes
No, irrelevant shitholes like Brazil and Canada are. Also,
>WWIII
Grow up, retard.
>Implying anyone would sell you these
muh fuggin bootie, muh niggah.
fuck man... that sub alone can destroy countries.
That's the point, isn't it.
what would you slap into a modern day typhoon?
besides nukes obviously
What if you used the freed up space to hide a smaller submarine in it?
Tactical missiles
Smaller sub
More torpedoes
Party room
Like modernized electronics I guess. Other than that and missiles there's not much you can "slap" into it without redesigning the entire submarine.
>Party room
You know nothing Jon Snow.
>russians have a dedicated gay rape chamber that has blood stains
I heard that homo rape was a big problem for slavs but I didn't realize it was this bad.
>A water pool is gay rape
You have to come out of the closet.
A truly ungodly amount of work and engineering. Removing the existing tubes? Somewhat easy. Installing planes and meshing the existing systems together? Forget it, just build a new sub all together.
Amount of effort equaling to basically building the thing anew. And a random dude from a random Russian forum already had the idea, btw.
There was however a legit project to build Typhoon-based amphibious submarines and the only reason it was never made is that priority was given to SSBNs, for obvious reasons.
The Typhoon-class (Akula) already has two smaller submarines used as lifeboats to the sides of the main tower.
> no ramp
20 ICBM, each one with 10 nukes.
200 nukes can turn a country like France into a radioactive wasteland for sure.
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Absolutely not, but then again this is Jow Forums
Why would the russians want to improve France though?
for you
>Are submarines the safest place to be during WW3?
you tell me
Don't laugh, but I always wanted an Akula submarine as a SHTF escape.
I admit, no idea what I'd do with the ICBM tubes since I don't see myself planning to nuke people in a SHTF scenario. Maybe conventional explosives though. Or some kind of overly elaborate launch system for vehicles and supplies for shore teams.
But I know, in a fit of nepotism, I'd have to invite all my friends and family to live aboard after painting the thing Yellow. Also get another smaller sub to 'live next door'.
Which is more likely to be bought and which is cheaper? A typhoon/any large nu/k/lear sub, or a full fledged Jow Forumsarrier?
any pics with those on the sub?