Hey there bros....Which one of you turds was claiming to be a SEAL?

Hey there bros....Which one of you turds was claiming to be a SEAL?

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What’s don boomer’s problem?

Sup Don, how you coping with the loss of your popular youtube channel?

I'm retired from devgru, green, and cemetary wind. I'll tear your face off and wear like a mask, it looks succulent.

Sorry my pen slipped and accidentally put SEAL on my McDonald's application

It's back you LARPER faggot.

What was your BUDs class number you cheese eating lumpy prick?

SEALs don't work at MCDonalds.

Fuck you that's classified. You would know that if you weren't a filthy larper.

Fuck you faggot, made me check.

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They can't even get a fast food job? SEALs are pathetic.

this
seals are homeless

Jocko willink lives in an Arby's dumpster.
Literally the worst dumpster.

what was their excuse for deleting it anyways?

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll
have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've
been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over
300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper
in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another
target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has
never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think
you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think
again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies
across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better
prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little
thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just
with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed
combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine
Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the
face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what
unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down
upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you
couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Unfortunately she caught on and stopped posting her emails.

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لسنا غرباء عن الحب
تعرفين القوانين و كذلك اعرف
ما أفكر به هو الالتزام التام
لن تحصلي عليه من أي رجل آخر
أريد فقط أن أقول لك كيف أشعر
سأجعلك تفهمين

(كورس)
لن أفقد الأمل بك*
لن أخذلكي
لن ألعب بذيلي** وأهجركي
لن أقول وداعاً
لن أخبركي كذبة وأؤذيكي

نحن نعرف بعضنا بعضاً منذ فترة طويلة
قلبكي كان متألما لكنك كنتي خجولة لتقوليها
في داخلنا كلنا نعرف ما الذي يجري
نعرف اللعبة ونحن سنلعبها
وإذا سألتني عن شعوري
لا تقولي أنك في غاية العمى لتري


(أفقد الأمل بك،أفقد الأمل بك)
لن أفقد الأمل بك
(أفقد الأمل بك)
لن أفقد الأمل بك،لن أفقد الأمل بك
(أفقد الأمل بك)

نحن نعرف بعضنا بعضاً منذ فترة طويلة
قلبكي كان متألما لكنك كنتي خجولة لتقوليها
في داخلنا كلنا نعرف ما الذي يجري
نعرف اللعبة ونحن سنلعبها
أريد فقط أن أقول لك كيف أشعر
سأجعلك تفهمين

Why is joesph Joestar here?

You gotta work on your spelling man. I cant even read that.

you fucked up the part about 300 kills, it reads 300 deaths

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.

Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.

But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.

You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

he's a suicide bomber

Audible fucking kek

he was banned o0n youtube

Not a seal.
I am the Eggman.
I am the WALRUS.
Coo, coo, ka-choo.