Jow Forums creates a new episode of Deadliest Warrior

Your dick vs mom

Somali Pirates vs People's Liberation Army- Navy

Karl Kasarda vs James Yeager

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Whoever wins, we lose from blowing our brains out with dealing with narcissistic up their ass incestuous cunts.

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Selous Scouts vs. Screaming Eagles

Scipio africanus VS Robert Cop

We lose more now because theyre both alive at least this way one will be dead.

Timothy Mcveigh clones with a single hyped up version of randy weaver vs the IRA in 1993

Robert E. Lee vs. William Tecumseh Sherman

Juiced up cro-cop VS the entire kindergarten class of an elementary school.

Are fictional characters allowed?
>Josey Wales vs. Buster Scruggs
>Roland Deschain vs. The Arizona Ranger with the Big Iron on his hip

Stone Age caveman vs Congo Pygmy

White supremacist shooter vs Muslim immigrant shooter

Lion vs a pack of wolves

Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

Weaboo vs. wehraboo.

Imperial Japanese Army vs ISIS
Entire battle ends with a Banzai Charge and then someone detonating a suicide vest. Everyone dies.

Karl isn't nearly as bad as Buck Angel, he just has a touch of the tism,

Virgin vs Chad

>Entire battle ends with a Banzai Charge and then someone detonating a suicide vest. Everyone dies.

The Japanese grab their own explosives and beat ISIS at their own game.

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That movie had so much absurd shit in it, but it was certainly entertaining. It's like a buffet of war movies. You get everything in one sitting but none of it is particularly high quality.

Chechen rebel vs Serb Paramilitary

MacvSOG vs Selous Scout

Muhjihadeen fighter vs FARC rebel.

jewish merchant vs chinese merchant

My favorite part of the movie is when they get sent to the Russian work camp and the Korean guy treats the Japanese like shit.

Goku vs superman pt 3

Throw in Christopher Dorner as well.

Imperial Japanese Army vs Vietcong

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Thomas "Stonewall" Jackson vs William T. Sherman

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Omar Mateen vs Micah Johnson

I can at least handle Karl's autism.

We ran the simulations between OP’s mom and user’s chode and results were not surprising. OP’s mom wins with a ratio of 1000:0

Khalkhin Gol and the Gulag are the highlights of the movie. The whole ending at D-Day feels almost like a letdown after that. It's been a long time since I've seen My Way.
Harsh and sadistic Japanese officers are some real hateable antagonists but they have style, like the one in Unbroken (The actor was really good in that, which is funny since he seems like a nice guy based on the interviews and behind the scenes stuff I've seen.)

Vampires vs Zombies was the best episode

IDF vs Hezbollah, jerk of the idf gear and tactics then have them loose for a sea of boomer tears.

East coast niggers vs west coast niggers

38 revolver snubby revolvers vs highpoint / glock 9mm's

Double barrel sawed off vs pistol grip pump shotguns

Full auto Chinese smuggled aks vs dracos

X factor: the west coast nogs are on cocaine / crack, the east coast nogs are on pcp

>Zulus pound hide shields with their assegais, younger warriors lining up in a front, while more experienced veterans take up the flanks
>Hickok45 enters battle trance, the warriors faces are suddenly replaced by metallic cowboy silhouettes and generic soda 2 liters from Piggly Wiggly. He chuckles slightly, shills for Federal Ammo and budsgunshop, proceeds to fire for 11 minutes.

This actually sounds pretty awesome. If we're talking just the Vietcong, without any serious NVA support (aircraft, armor, etc.) , I'd imagine a pretty even match.

Kramer vs Gamer

we already did Samurai versus Spartans but since they did the 'generals thing' later on I'd like to see:

Leonaidas vs. Oda Nobunaga

Tarrant wins

Fucked us all pretty good that's for sure

Pre or post stroke?

>no dust cover
REEEEEE.

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I stopped paying attention after Gonzaga. I didn't know he had a stroke. Sad. He was so scary in pride I couldn't watch him fall victim to father time, same with fedor.

I'm referring to the crocop that broke Bob Sapps cheekbone with a left, after Bob Sapp dominated one of the best ever kickboxers ; Ernesto Hoost.
The crocop that stunted Igor vovchanchyns career with a "cemetery" kick.

My sides, like those flowerpots, are gone

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Mallninja vs fudd

A sick cunt vs a mosque

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100000 Marines vs the sun

Van Owen vs. Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner

Warren Zevon vs Lauren O'Connell

Nah, weaboo vs. westaboo & slavaboo vs. wehraboo.

Antifa v. U.S. Marines

>He chuckles slightly, shills for Federal Ammo and budsgunshop
kek

This would probably be the greatest hypothetical clash of all the Civil War generals.

Both
>led fanatically loyal armies
>carried reputations as outstanding field commanders
>known risk takers
>beloved by their respective side

Jackson
>autistic
>fought on a shoestring budget
>made fatal mistakes of pushing his men to far in defending Richmond against McClellan
>arguably one of the greatest field commanders in U.S. history given his reputation in Mexico and during the valley campaign
>started off the war waiving the black flag but tempered his aggression

Sherman
>mad lad
>not nearly as autistic as jackson
>better supplied
>had a difficult time dealing with Forrest.
>much better strategic thinker

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>*dabs on your exposed flank
>*gets shot by his own skirmishers a few hours later

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Mac vs PC

>Standing in the burning ruins of a port city in the South
>Comes down to a one on one
>Both men standing a few dozen paces apart
>Sherman pulls out his flask and prepares to whoop ass
>Jackson deploys his pocket lemon and takes a large bite
>Rush towards each other
>WHO IS DEADLIEST?

>/v/

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Sherman vs the Soviet Union in ww2.

>Jackson deploys his pocket lemon and takes a large bite
kek

Luigi Cardona vs Georgy Zhukov

Vo Nguyen Giap vs Moshe Dayan

so the Viet Minh?

And just like that, the Soviet Republic of Italy is born. And it only took one battle in one location, not twelve.

IJA hands down. They would just do the same warcrimey shit that they did to chinkland and not even bat an eye.

how about 100000 marines vs a stick

>Sherman leading an army of Shermans, burning everything between Minsk and Vladvistok

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I can almost see Hickok45 chuckling after shooting every other Zulu

The actor's also made some absolute bangers.
youtube.com/watch?v=hCnSg02mFyw

Neither fires a shot. They come together in a display of "manly European brotherhood" (AKA gay sex)

Karl v James V NutnFancy

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Winner: Paul Harrell, somehow

>that pic
They look like NPCs from Fallout: Portland

who's the hobbit?

Fallout: St. Louis
Antifa in St. Louis

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Why are antifa always so pathetic looking? I've never seen one antifa person who I thought "damn they look like they operate"

Ninjas from Kamakura era VS. the Hashashins from Iran.
would love to see the results.
those faggots played the ninjas against the Spartans for some stupid reasons.

Not usually my type of music, but I can dig it.
Miyavi was good for his first acting role. I remember reading and interview with him and he said during one of the scenes he threw up because of how many emotions he was trying to feel at one time.

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if its specifically the Vietcong, then they have access to more modern small arms like the SKS, AK's, RPG's, MAT-49's. etc...
so that gives them a significant edge in a deadliest warrior match

Jow Forums nazi vs lefty/pol/ commie.

Jow Forums gets an assault proudboy
lefty gets pepper spray

Can Jow Forums keep the trashcan upright for 5 minutes?

New Zealand poltard Vs Muslim Isis sympathisers

Crackheads vs Methheads

Orlando Gay Club Killer vs NZ Mosque Killer

Oh I though of a couple more:

Manga fanboys vs Anime fanboys vs LN fanboys vs VN fanboys

2D Porn fans vs CGI Porn fans

Lolicon fans vs Shotacon fans

Polish Hussar vs Alexander's companion cavalry

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Alexander the Great vs Julius Caesar

That would be amazing.

Also...

Oleg of Novgorod vs King Alaric of the Visigoths

Oleg of Novgorod vs Vercingetorix

King Alaric vs Vercingetorix

If it ain't malnourished, it ain't true communism.

Brock Lesnar vs Bear
Geoff Desmoulin vs Armand Dorian
DC v. Heller

The Magnificent Seven vs The Seven Samurai

Paul Emil von Lettow-Vorbeck vs Britain, Belgium, Portugal, South Africa, and India
Hickok45 vs Jerry Miculek
Ed Brown vs Les Baer
Fat, fugly old-guy vs hot Asian chick with milquetoast boyfriend

Can we talk about how stupid this show was?
>Genghis Khan vs Hannibal
Bigger time difference from Genghis to present and apparently having nomadic horse archer tactics makes Genghis a better general than Hannibal (Genghis wasn't even the best Mongol general of the time)
>Napoleon v. George Washington
Granted Washington is a bigger man, they said Washington was a better general lmao.

Regarding the IJA vs VC thing, I don't think it would as one-sided as some may suggest.
The AK and SKS used by the VC would be very good in most situations with their 7.62x39mm round and ability to fire quicker, however if the distances are farther then the Japanese may be at an advantage with their 7.7x58mm round out of their Type 99 rifle.

Should things close to hand-to-hand combat then the IJA has better bayonet reach and they were extensively trained in that kind of fighting. One of the biggest advantages of the VC is their ambush tactics and ability to fight while concealed, that could be countered by the Japaneses' willingness to charge into enemy fire to ensure they were directly engaging (as opposed to falling back and trying to call for support, which just means the VC switch positions and get a new angle to harass and attack from.) The IJA can also mount their own ambushes. Both forces used tunnel systems to move men and weapons around and get into advantageous positions to launch attacks from. Seeing those tactics used by both sides of a fight would be interesting.

Support for the VC would probably come in the form of an RPG-2 or RPG-7, which require a backblast area cleared. Ammo is also limited to whatever rockets the man with the RPG is carrying.
IJN support would be the Type 89 grenade discharger ("knee mortar") which could be set up basically anywhere where there's no overhead obstacles. Ammo for that is provided by the older Type 91 grenade, which was not the most common Japanese grenade of WW2, but was still used by infantry throughout the war and thus there is the potential for a squad to carry more rounds for its support.

In short, I think a battle between these two wouldn't be a win for the VC every time. It could come down to what the terrain was. Shorter ranges and having to go through narrow spaces give advantage to the VC. Anywhere where there's a large open span, or no distance at all (hand-to-hand), the IJA starts to gain advantage.

An in shape adult male wins that. Cro cop would cave skulls on every hit