I live in Mississippi. The range I frequent are infested with these trailer trash rednecks with shitty SKS and ARs. They also bring girls with them. The combination of their crass demeanor, tasteless guns, and the presence of girls really trigger the LIVING FUCK out of me.
I got a good job. What do I buy to flex on them. HARD?
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A good looking prostitute.
It doesn't matter what you buy, if those chads bring a girl and you don't, they win.
FUCK
A nugget. Show you have cash to waste on something that is grossly overpriced.
I like to watch dudes bring girls and literally sperg out with multiple rifles commanding them like robots to do things.
Whats going in in this pic?
Just higher an escort and have her pretend to be your girl. I think they'd have a dope time shooting a bit before fucking a dude.
You are still going to fuck her right?
>YO MOTHAFUCKA COME AND GET SUM
>KAREN DON'T HOLD ME BACK!
>BITCH LET GO! I'M GONNA FUCK THIS MUFUKKA UP!
>I'LL SINK MY CLAWS INTO YOUR ASS SO DEEP I'LL PLAY YO-is that catnip? MEOW. MEOWWWWW.
>higher an escort
>higher
Hello Mr. Redneck.
But yes, I will. It's sunk cost. Unless the per hour charge is excessive.
jokes on you i'm just retarded.
As for guns, SCAR heavy. A name people will recognize right out the gate and It's a good battle rifle so it wont be a total waste of cash. Plus as a BR it might give them the caliber version of penis envy. Stupid expensive, but that's the point. That said you want to spend a bit extra on a good optic (Dot + Magnifier or ACOG for max flex) and a foregrip or some serious break to send shockwaves into them
Also get a semi-auto shotty and good ammo for it. They'll go on and on about pump reliability then you just fire and feed while they short stroke, Get good ammo for the SCAR too last thing you want is a jam while showing off.
I'm not familiar with what semi-auto shotguns are good though
You want to flex, but you also want SOME quality
Buy a classy drilling.
>some serious break to send shockwaves into them
Good advice.
Women don't care about what guns you have, and the ones who do have dicks. Trying to flex with guns, therefore, is pointless, unless you want some panting nerd to be like 'WOW A REAL SCAR JUST LIKE FORTNITE!'
is that some weird slang for prostitute?
SCAR 16s.
The mere sight of this gun triggers an involuntary reaction in poorfags
CONCUR.
Automag, even if they never heard of it then it would still be impressive.
I'd recommend moving out of fucking Mississippi, for starters.
MS here too.
SCAR, P90, and anything H&K. anything not bought at the lgs for less than $400 or anything they've never heard of that doesn't look like a bolt-action Browning
find a better range or shoot innawoods
how is redneck pussy?
fuck you!
(for your consideration)
OP post some of that trailer trash meat
kinda hot. But I don't want STD.
Ohhhhhh damn, that smarts
>t. E.B Beauregard VI
benelli m4 is the best for flexing on the poorfags
>not an shorty nugger for maximum lulz and deafening
A prostitute won't drain your bank account.
>boi pussy CANNOT compete!
>wanting to babysit girls during your range time with the boys
wtf is that green thing?
>implying I wouldn't react like every other gun someone brings
>ask them about it and how they like it striking up a convo
Looks like a kriss vector without a stock.
How about stop worrying about? Go to a spot in the woods and shoot alone thats what l do and nobody bothers me. Its very peaceful
mehpaytoomuchtryhard/10
Those were pretty underwhelming to fire. Neat yes but just boring for the most part
the p90 was rad tho and and an mk23 was like just like an ye olde victorian steam engine. big, understressed as fuck and smooth
Its all relative
In 10mm
>underwhelming to fire
Shoo shoo, nogun
anymore vids of her somewhere?
a HK MR556A1
or an M249 SAW
>the presence of girls really trigger the LIVING FUCK out of me.
Rednecks are Chad af. OP is virgin suburbanite.
just wear one of those red Che Gueravua t-shirts and shoot an AK very accurately
>wants to flex on people of crass demeanor
>doesn't realize that flexing itself is crass and tasteless
>thinks having a good job makes him better
>really just wants to be loved and have a partner that appreciate and understands him and goes with him to shoot guns
Show up with a gun mounted on your car
FUCK YOU CARLOS
Are you the faggot who shoots the wood target holders at the wma range?
You're definitely a faggot regardless and I'm going to always bring a girl with me to flex on the virgins who go out there.
I had this conversation with my buddy today and what we discussed was that the peak flex handgun will always be a deagle .50 AE. No matter what handgun you bring, nothing will have the gravitas towards most people as a deagle. They're not particularly expensive, but it's a peak flex gun.
i dont think the point was to flex on gurls, but instead the rednecks.
Vepr in 7.62x54r? Or maybe an FAL in a Congo rifle (18 inch barrel, full stock), since the whole embargo thing. And maybe put an aesthetic touch to it, to convey that you actually put dedication into making the gun look nice.
m.youtube.com
Get a FAL and PTR91.
Where's the wood? I understand if that's a blackgun photo (except for that CZ), but it's a sad family photo of that's what it is
>He doesn't bang women who can handle firearms safely
he cant get wood
Doesn't matter. Range time is guy time. Women are cool and all but sometimes they ruin the group dynamics of a group.
I wouldn't bring a girl shooting with the guys because its our "okay to be a retard and do dumbshit and joke with no need to worry about hurt fee fees or censor our humor time"
Fucking demi bagley, such a thot.
Can we talk about how op thinks the sks is a shitty gun and the fact that anyone that agrees is probably retarded
>SKS
>Tasteless
Are they in Tapco stocks? If not, you're the one with no taste.
To answer your question, SCAR-17.
What exactly is your attention seeking about user? I see this pic posted every single day with anons commenting on same shit. At least take a new picture or something.
>implying they're his guns
it doesn't seem suspicious that the same exact photo is posted in almost every thread related to firearms every day? Even if they are his guns, just let him seep in the autism of spending all his inheritance on salt rifles so he can claim clout on a semi-obscure image board.
You absolutely can't FLEX on these people they're the dudes that drive like "dukes of Hazzard" and don't fuck up their car. They're the dudes that hear a manager at a store being a dick to an employee and starch him with an overhand right with a lit cigarette in their mouth inside the store,
Theyre poor as shit and have zero fucks.
Something from Steyr, Sig, or H&K
Barrett
Gold desert eagle
S-Shut up! Girls are dumb!
>I got a good job. What do I buy to flex on them. HARD?
>caring what poor people think about you
You are massively gay, OP.
This. The SCAR 17 is a great choice. The SCAR 20 might not be a bad choice either. It is still unmistakably a SCAR, but just different looking enough to draw additional glances.
Another option might be a scoped M14 with a nice wood stock and a stainless barrel. Shiny things tend to be good for flexing. The downside to this option is that you might run into a boomer who has the same rifle.
Good luck OP, the only good reason poorfags exist is to be flexed on.
Sick burn
Gtfo
>he trusts women to handle firearms.
I barely trust women to drive or not give me food poisoning
>Not training his women.
Women say they want freedom. They don't. They really don't know what they want, they feel much better when I tell them.
It's not out of personal gain that I do this either. A major reason why women love men is that they are self made and capable of directing themselves and achieving goals. Therefore I am better at guiding them towards things that will make them actually happy not just superficially happy since I've gone farther down the road towards that objective.
Alot of women and people in general get lost and chase superficial joy that leaves them feeling truly empty.
You cant because whatever money you drop they've more than likely doubled with truck modifications, and that's a fact
>paying attention to other people at the range
>comparing yourself to other people at the range
>how many girls they have vs I have
>what guns they have vs what guns I have
you're already doing it wrong and you're a massive faggot
I'd prefer a trap. That way I'd be flexing on both the boys by bringing a hotter babe and the girls for bringing a boy that's hotter than them.
Benelli m4 super90, i think its expensive but i don't acually care, i just think it's cool.
Alternately get an ntw-20 and flex on them and their ear drums like you're masterchief with your 30kg halo gat.
Yep. Real self satisfaction and self security comes from real achievements. Buying a more expensive thing isn't a real achievement. A McDonald's employee could be homeless and buy a Rolex in a couple months.
Faceberg maymays aside this is pretty accurate
>theres these people at my range that I do not like
>how can I spend the most amount of money to impress them
a howitzer
The superficial joy of training a woman to shoot well? Congratulations, now she can aim, AND cheat on you
go enjoy your shooting and stop thinking with the mentality of a fucking nigger.
>Implying everything I said was about training one small area
You didn't grasp the full meaning of what I was saying.
Cheaters are stupid as a rule:
>Alot of women and people in general get lost and chase superficial joy that leaves them feeling truly empty.
>implying my referencing aiming is just for that aspect.
You’ve trained your perfect battle maiden, a perfect modern day Valkyrie. She is a master of all known forms of combat and has the greatest marksmanship on the planet. She’s still going to bang a nigger. Hoard weapons and ammo and wait for desperate bitches to flock to you after you’ve assumed warlord status in the wasteland
The world doesn't exist in extremes. Everything youve said doesn't apply. Scipio africanus, Hannibal, Temujin, they dominated through persistent, but nuanced, will. They were lions when they had to be and lambs they had to be.
You will get some perspective eventually.
If my woman cheated I'd throw her away like the garbage she is and readjust myself for not having grasped that sooner and pick out a better specimen next time.
She will come crawling back, that's what they do.
OP BTFO
You’d still have wasted your time and money teaching a roastie to shoot. Feel free to get poetic with it, but teaching a woman to shoot is like teaching a carjacker to drive stick. They might not make you regret it, but they probably will. I’d rather get blown by the range trap after I finish my crab legs
This desu, anyone can buy a firearm but only Chad (or Mississippi chad) can attract women.
Find a new range
a penis
>the FN marketing slave repeatedly attempts to convince itself that it has not been jewed
Sad!
>the poorfag convinces itself palmetto is quality
sad
Based
You can learn from everything. If I train this roastie to shoot I can better train the next one. Also when you train a person something, unless they totally forget it, you are ensconced in their memory forever. If she cheats on you, she's going to feel alot more pain afterwards. It's a pretty good way to deter her from cheating and making her pay afterwards. If she is incapable of feeling regret or sorrow you're the fucking retard for getting involved with her.
None of what I'm saying comes from nowhere. It's all bitter and hard learned.
Also it's just fun to do things with your girl no matter what happens in the future you can still enjoy something in the present.
A nice home and healthy family.
A membership at a private range?
Having a long time gf ask you to teach her is different than teaching a usual bitch because it’s “fun”. Also a lot of what you said goes out the window when you learn that women can do horrible things and then say “oh we were toxic together and I need to find myself”. Unironically the only women I’ve found who are genuinely interested in learning to shoot are non-Americans, specifically European girls
If you have to ask how to flex, you can't.
Literally nobody cares you yuppie faggot.
I laugh when I see people with overpriced horseshit.
>muh rollmarks makes the metallurgy battur huuurr
Lol. No.
t. Poorfag trailer trash and love it
He just wants the attention and validation that he doesn't get IRL. I think we can all relate and sympathize with that. Trouble is hes a subscriber of the "theres no such thing as bad press" philosophy so he goes about it by purposefully antagonizing other people.
Sbr with a muzzle break. Fuck flossing. Troll the shit out of them.