Has anyone had Jow Forums impact their love life/relationships?
Ammosexual
Andrew Brooks
Isaac Walker
Im just non-sexual so no
Hunter Reed
>Jow Forums isnt your love life/relationship
Sebastian Walker
Not sure what is Jow Forums and what is just my natural retardation
>be college fag
>fairly handsome but absolute shit at talking to women
>take friend's advice get on tinder for practice
>get matches fairly easily but still shit at talking to women
>most start well but die off and none ever result in dates
>messaging qt blonde who commutes to my school
>she seems remarkably into me
>acquire snapchat, plan date for that Saturday night
>she wants to go to some club in Canada and spend the night
>tells me to "make sure I bring protection"
>queue maximum Jow Forums induced autism
>dress for club but also wear fully loaded plate carrier and bring my WASR
>as I drive to her house get the feeling this may be a bad idea
>fuck if, I'm this far in what do I have to lose?
> walk up to knock on her door forgetting that this is a Rochester suburb
>I can only imagine what the neighbors thought
>one of her housemate comes to the door
>see my face through the glass, smiles and starts to let me in
>she opens the door and freezes
>I try to play it cool "hi I'm user, im supposed to pick up your housemate"
>at this point my date comes downstairs and also freezes
>I attempt to compliment her dress, while taking a step inside
>housemate comes back to life and tries to tackle me
>for reference I'm 6'1" and, she was maybe 5' in heels
>as I attempt to fend off the lilliputian without breaking her, my date runs to kitchen
>she come back with a carving knife
>by now the angry elf has ripped off my IFAK and is going for my K-BAR
>this has gone far enough, I shove the housemate away from me and shoulder my (empty) rifle
>yell at them to drop the fucking knives and calm down
>both are crying now
>I put down the rifle and try to explain
>all the spaghetti is on the floor, start to try to leave and pray they dont call the cops
>date has stopped crying, looks at me "user you kinda look like James Bond with all that"
>actually look like nothing like 007
1/2
Jason Perry
2/2
>she consoles the munchkin and then slaps me
>I probably deserved that
>she goes and fixes her makeup while I drop my stuff back at my place
>drive back and pick her up, neither of us mention what happened again
>end up going to club in Toronto, she kept on calling me Mr. Bond
>drinking a healthy amount of Crown before going back to fug at a best western.
Jeremiah Thomas
>Be 26-year-old kissless virgin
>See a dude posting on Jow Forums about local stuff
>Get his info for bro purposes
>It's not a dude or a bro
>Socially liberal girl 7 years younger than I
>Have nothing to lose so try to scare her by saying I'm going for my CCW permit that week
>...
>"Take me hunting so we can shoot a deer and I'll cook it for you."
>nowneitherofuswillbevirgins.eps
And that's how I got my first girlfriend. Also how I got my first handgun and a short-term job at a gun store near where she lived.
Oliver Barnes
Yes. My girlfriend was ambivalent towards guns when we met, and now likes them and that I have them because girls will learn to like what you like if you’re not a pussy. She knows stuff about guns that I’ve told her and remembers it well enough. I’ll never have riveting and stimulating conversations with her about guns andnour difference of opinions on things about them but I have Jow Forumsommando friends for a reason
Daniel Powell
No because I told my girl when we first got together if she has a problem with me constantly buying guns then she can hit the door. I stand by that statement two years later. Love her to death though lol
Xavier Bennett
>25, Good looking and foreign, so I get away with a lot.
>Chicks dig the lazy, not caring attitude
> Take them home for sexytimes (Live across a bar street), casually mention as I open the door "I hope you don't mind the guns, I wasn't expecting this.
> They somehow get turned on by there being 3 AK's, an Enfield and 3-4 handguns in the bedroom, as well as ammo boxes, bayo's and other autism.
> I don't know, liberals seem to turn not so liberal after dick?
Jose Martinez
Jow Forums needs to invent better stories. These aren't even good fantasies.
Cooper Bailey
My girlfriend is not full Jow Forums but she is pro 2A so the only thing that her and I ever debate about in terms of guns is how much I should spend on them with my student loan debt.
But she is all for as many guns as I want.
She isnt really into conceal carry for herself though
Matthew Jones
>taking out student loans
Why do people do this? It's far cheaper to just pay for it outright.
Adrian Stewart
Sitting and polishing magazin springs and ammo with hands since 2h and seeing this thread...
Yes, fetish
Caleb Rivera
Are you retarded?
Ian Hernandez
>relationships?
what are those?
Luke James
Fiancee doesn't mind, as long as I continue to budget out my purchases.
William Richardson
>highschool
>buy this baller af M16A3 spring airsoft rifle with savings money to shoot at mango thieves
>detachable mag, charging handle, removable carry handle sight, the works
>shits like fucking magic
>shoot at mango thieves at school
>was like gulf war larp, shit's cash
fast forward
>no teacher
>pretend to be SWAT sniper in classroom
>have some mates put up targets on a table
>aim at erasers about to execute a marker
>friend exclaims "that's my father" and takes the eraser away just as I pulled the trigger
>6mm hits whiteboard, ricochets off the ceiling, and hits the eye of a girl I like
>she evidently is in pain
>I am a massive sperg, chuck the rifle in the broom closet, and run off crying like a bitch
>in highschool
I later walked up to her to apologize after a classmate convinced me to do so, but none of that shit matters now anyway because she blocked me on Zuckbook anyways months ago
Also the rifle got Fast and Furious'd, it suddenly disappeared from the broom closet one fine day
Kayden Smith
>late 1970's first real GF acquired.
>had been going steady for 6 months or so.
>got along well with GF's parents.
>shamelessly sucking up to gfMom for GBP's.
>bring "free" yellow roses from delivery job at local floral shop.
>one nice spring afternoon borrow pic related from big brother, take GF shooting.
>she nails pop can from 30 feet out on her first shot.
>eventually end up at GF's kitchen table chit chatting with GF and gfMom.
>conversation.exe
>me. GF, should we tell Mom what we did this afternoon?
> GF. GF smiles and tells Mom she handled something that was six inches long and exciting, while squeezing my bicep.
>gfMom's face deadpans as she looks at my red face.
>GF starts laughing, and explains the gunplay that day.
>bring gun in, GF and gfMom start yacking and fondling S&W 357.
>goodtimesnormanrockwell.jpg
Aiden Flores
My leftist feminist gf told me I shouldnt hang out on boards that glorify violence and throw around concpiracy theories all the time when she saw me browse Jow Forums
Not that I care tho
Liam Myers
>highschool
>she blocked me months ago
Fuck off kid
Austin Jenkins
You are too autistic to even write a greentext and keep it interesting. I barely started reading, skipped a few lines and realized everything is too overly autistic and gay
Adrian Cook
I wouldnt call it greentext. Its just green autism
Cameron Watson
No, the high school part was years ago
She blocked me last year
Aaron Campbell
im dating a literal hoplophiliac
she asks me to take pictures and videos fondling my guns and masturbates to them CONSTANTLY
not as fun as it sounds desu, always cleaning the rust out of my revolvers barrel now
Leo Green
I'll be disappointed if you didn't end up banging the mom as well.
Grayson Scott
his autism makes it feel more realistic
Wyatt Smith
she'll red flag you soon enough
Dominic Jones
Red flag me?
Benjamin Cook
How can you hang around here and not know what that means?
Aiden Gray
No idea, I have been here for 8 years without knowing, or caring
Hunter Miller
Not getting puss is not the same as being not interested in sex, virgin
Carter Robinson
>brother in law freaks because of ar-15
>thinks it's our only one
>starts to instruct us on proper firearm usage
>wants it stored with bolt removed and ammo in a separate safe
>tell him he's being ridiculous and my wife loads it and chambers a round
>she yell allah ackbar
>he flinches and asks if she's a terrorist
>wife tells him he a racist bigot for assuming
>he gets bitchy and says we are illegally storing the firearm
>wife is now full bore livid and telling him the exact laws in our state
>brother says people like her are why the world is so shit
>ohshit.jpg
>wife throws brother out and says if he doesn't apologize he's dead to her
They haven't spoken in months. I had a friend freak out about my guns once so I said come shooting before you go any further and had a blast.
Henry Parker
Sure newfag. Basically a red flag law allows your family and friends to ask a judge to remove your guns from you if they think you're a danger to yourself or others.
Anthony Anderson
Oh, I assumed it was something like that. But Im also equally sure we dont have that in Sweden so I dont care.
Sebastian Howard
My BF's a lib from Boston, but after he seen how crazy shit is down here (also he grew up in Rural NY), he understands the necessity and doesn't let it get in the way. I don't know how faggots bend over backwards and let THOTs dictate their life when you just make compromises instead of capitulate on everything.
Thomas Cooper
I watched the ksg autist suicide himself when my wife walked in my office. I thought she would be ashamed and judge me for it, instead she laughed and said he was a fucking idiot. I love that heartless bitch.
Thomas Morris
>met fiance through mutual friends
>introduce her to firearms
>she has her own 22, AR, and AK74
>We're getting married in a month and our present to ourselves are engraved 1911s
>find out yesterday that she's pregnant
>her first response is that we now need more guns
It's been pretty good so far
Nathan Edwards
Are you? Do you know how interest works?
Aaron Taylor
>Has anyone had Jow Forums impact their love life
Yes... I became a bisexual fox ;3
Ryder Cooper
post benis
Christian Cruz
>gun owner
cool
>AK74
really good infact
>Bisexual
Even better, go on
>Furry
fuck off faggot
>
Liam Lopez
>1911's
Time to leave her bro, she doesn't even love you enough to get a gun that works
Jaxson Davis
Long distance wouldn't move to US and I wouldn't move out to Finland because no gats.
Ended that one pretty fast. Now I got a girl who paid for our trip to a Jow Forumsmeet so I traded up for sure.
Adrian Rivera
Joshua Gutierrez
>because no gats.
You do understand that Finn gunlaws is pretty good dont you? Living in Finland is shit tho, so you probably did the right thing anyway
John Howard
Sure they're decent for EU but its still a trade down.
James Roberts
Nigga nobody loves you enough to get you any gun.
Grayson Green
That's actually really hot.
Aaron Roberts
Yeah, naturally it will be, but saying "no gats" is far from right when you can own semi auto RK62s and most handguns.
Adrian Roberts
Thank you ;3
It's very interesting for a person with rich imagination. And if you're able to find the right artworks... it's even more interesting.
Overall, this is a infinite space for short stories and RP writing. And it also offers a lot of possibilities physically ;3
Mason Wood
Knots are scary but also hot.
Evan Miller
people don't talk to me.
Hunter Lewis
They're for show more than anything, but yeah show me the guns your wife bought you.
Alexander Robinson
Only in the sense that I sometimes dress her up in american/russian/german uniforms and then fondle her body
Easton Green
Hot and fun >;3
Jeremiah White
>have qt shy bf
>entirely Jow Forums
>waste money on guns without judgement
>argue about guns 24/7
why bother with girls
Anthony Green
>We're getting married in a month and our present to ourselves are engraved 1911s
>find out yesterday that she's pregnant
>her first response is that we now need more guns
mondo cringe
Carson Price
That's actually really sweet I hope you guys are still together and that you are doing well user
Nathan Collins
>"make sure I bring protection"
>>queue maximum Jow Forums induced autism
>>dress for club but also wear fully loaded plate carrier and bring my WASR
nice
Josiah Ward
I feel like that would ruin my shitter.
Adrian Ward
God I wish I was gay.
Nicholas Mitchell
>At the end of the story the fug.
>Only protection ever mentioned was Jow Forums related.
Extra nice.
Of course, it would ruin anyone's shitter.
>Implying gays think that many steps ahead.
Henry Morgan
Yeah I was dumb and showed my gf my retro styled ar 15 instead of my hunting rifle first. Scared her away because clearly all I want to do is kill babies.
Nathaniel Ramirez
Gf was uncomfortable with having a gun in the house at first, but took her on one trip to the range and she's totally over it now.
Logan Howard
>wife is profuns when we first meet
>goes to college, now is antifuns
>gives me the "but you have training", all for "me not for thee" type schpeal.
>can't argue her points
>gets upset if we talk about guns
>tried to get me to get rid of my funs
>"LOL FUCK NO"
>...fine."
>now she wants a gun ater creepy dudes and me working nights.
>still thinks guns contain demons that may force her to kill herself
>"then why haven't you shot yourself with mine?"
>*Incoherant REEEEEEing*
I just don't understand. College really is a mindfuck factory.
Nathaniel Campbell
>>still thinks guns contain demons that may force her to kill herself
possible, just wait and tell her later shes right
Easton Reyes
>>Implying gays think that many steps ahead.
I thought far enough ahead to not do it. I kinda want to, but it scares me.
Elijah Lopez
you can't affect something that's never existed, user
Asher Anderson
I think I remember you posting something like this previously
always a good story
Evan Edwards
I will!
Landon Sanders
My girlfriend in college told me the moment she thought she started loving me was when I handed her a mossberg 500 full of buckshot in it and she shredded a bunch of books with it.
Dylan Wilson
Yea. My fiancée finds it a turn on that I carry and am her protector.
Funny enough, when we first moved in together she tried to tell me she didn’t want guns in our apartment.
She doesn’t care about guns but has no issue with my guns and I actually convinced her to go shoot with me in exchange for me going to church with her and she liked my Marlin 60 jammomatic
Owen Parker
not the furfags again
Matthew Thompson
I've never had one of those so no.
Nicholas Wright
Is that actually a Bad Dragon? How much did it cost? Which model?
Nolan James
Did you put it in her ass?
Connor Nguyen
God will laugh when you faggots die from AIDS
Brody Ramirez
I can't die of aids if I never have sex
Jacob Walker
We broke up a little over seven years ago, but we were together for almost two years. She was dealing with a ton of personal problems, as well as probably being autistic, so I couldn't keep it going. But she's an awesome girl and last I heard was married to another woman and doing well.
Jaxon Gonzalez
Hot...
The Ak-74, not you're gay ass.
Grayson Hernandez
>foreign
how do you have guns? explain just curious
Nolan Turner
>be me
>be 34
>haven't had sex in like a year
>decide to get whore
>drive to her house
>she escorts me to a hovel shack in the backyard
>it's cold and I'm uncomfortable
>she tells me to take off my pants right away
>she starts giving me a condom bj
>5 minutes later, still limp
>she starts to get upset
>ask if this will be pro-rated since nothing happened
>she kicks me out
>go home and jerk off to hentai
doesn't really have anything to do with Jow Forums, but i did by a CZ P-09 the next day to make the pain go away
Parker Brooks
Dual citizenship. Moved here from EU 5 years ago. Stayed for the Guns & Gun rights.