oh FUCK! a roving skeleton army has invaded your town!!!
what's the best loadout to have during a skeleton invasion? assume they're all armed with medieval weapons.
hard mode: only shit that you own irl
Oh FUCK! a roving skeleton army has invaded your town!!!
Jace Martinez
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Tyler Rodriguez
CAN'T STOP US MOTHERFUCKERS
Joshua Lopez
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Hudson Powell
sawed off shotgun
Wyatt Young
Pic related, aim for the spine
Lincoln Taylor
Bat
Bentley Watson
and a chainsaw
Ian Walker
this
Hunter Reyes
Literally a pitchfork like in , skeletons only make up about 15% of a person's bodyweight so all you'd have to do is pick them up and toss them against a wall.
Thomas Wood
Or just run them over with a car, or heck, even a shopping cart is feasible assuming they don't have a weapon with reach.
Kevin Jackson
Based to an incalculable degree.
Ryder Walker
I’ll take hardmode.
870 12 gauge supermag ought to work wonders on bonefags
David Bell
Buck-n-Ball
Hudson Sanders
the skeletons pick themselves up begins to re assemble
Kayden Howard
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Ryder Fisher
Noah Sullivan
Toss the skulls somewhere out of reach, they may be mobile, but they won't be able to see.
Chase Myers
Easy mode: A battery of field artillery firing canister and chain shot in their direction.
Hard mode: My 20lb sledgehammer.
Aiden King
They don't have eyes, so why would they need the skull at all? A skele boy can't even stand without the muscles, so they'd clearly be run by magic, at which point anything short of turning the skeleton into ash would probably not be enough for it to stop attacking.
Chase Perez
Why a sledge hammer? Without the fleshy bits, there's nothing to cushion the impact, so a baseball bat would work a lot better.
James Scott
Guns probably wouldnt be much use vs a skeleton. It depends on what puts them "out of order". Cuz if shooting their head doesnt stop them, then rifles and pistols are nearly useless. The way to beat something like a skeleton is mass in one big hit. Since as someone else said they would be incredibly light, I feel like melee weapons would be best. The pitchfork idea is great for 1v1 since you could easily ensare one and bash it around. A poleaxe is also probably a good option since the lack of mass would make it impossible for them to block swings, you'd just break them apart. I feel like axes and clubs are the best bet. Or a car.
Lincoln Hernandez
Play it cool.
They probably just want to take you dancing.
Let me tell you a story to chill the bones
About a thing that I saw
One night wandering in the everglades
I'd one drink but no more....
Juan Wood
How do I join the skeletons? Asking for a friend
Anthony Gomez
Angel Harris
It's all I really have.
I have an electric chainsaw but it only lasts for like 9 minutes on full power.
Parker Thompson
Fluorydric acid canisters.
That shit binds to calcium in the bone and render bones as brittle as balsa wood.
Henry Gutierrez
Well since skelies have a DR 5/Bludgeon, you gotta get a blunt weapon. Mace, club, morningstar, any of these will do.
A stabbing weapon like the shortsword or a stabbing/slashing dagger will do you no good.
Jackson Powell
Wait, are you saying you have field artillery guns?
Michael Butler
A shotgun with small buckshot. A slug will most likely pass trough their ribcage without any damage and a normal rifle will do the same. So probably a spas12, cut proof clothes (MC clothes) to prevent their slices from cutting me up and then some plates OFC
Joseph Martin
The skeleton within me
Jaxon Powell
Buckshot in a 12 gauge shotgun. It multiplies your chance to hit, and buckshot will shatter bones reliably.
Jordan Jenkins
12 GA w/#1 buck
Nathan Bailey
Unleash the dogs at the pound.
Austin Sanders
bones are ridiculously fragile, just hit with them birdshot
Colton Sanders
>set up my stereo system
>crank the volume to 11
>blast its a dead man's party on an endless loop
>decorate my lawn with my neighbors innards (the shitty ones)
>skeleton horde comes by and sees the festivities
>mfw we join forces and party all night
Landon Hernandez
Supersoaker with milk. Tell them the town has rattled my bones. Wait for sweet release of skin sack and for my inner skeleton to be released.
Charles Johnson
THEY'RE COMING
Benjamin Cruz
The animation in this movie was fucking great
Brandon Hill
> Holy shit, lads. Christmas in July.
Colton Ortiz
M1 Garand with bayonet attached as primary. Assuming that the skeletons have dissolved the rule of law I would also probably saw off my shotgun and load it with 00 Buck and use it as my sidearm as well as a G19 with the most expansive hollow points I can find.
Boom there is my hard mode load out.
Tyler Hernandez
>Hitting a motherfucker with another motherfucker startegy
Based
Jeremiah Rivera
Based and maidenpilled
Mason Evans
Pic very related
Grayson Clark
I have but one word... Grenades.
Nathaniel Thompson
infinitely based user
i love iron maiden
Nolan Campbell
>what's the best loadout to have during a skeleton invasion?
my own army of roving skeletons
Elijah Jenkins
Sic my army of raving robots on them.
Ian Williams
This bad boy
Josiah Sanchez
BONE HURTING JUICE
Charles Carter
Nitro Turkey loads, explosives
Lincoln Gray
Michael Bell
Tear off my skin and join the horde to wage eternal skeleton war, what else?
Evan Morgan
Julian Cooper
Based
Jace Diaz
Dylan Turner
>not joining them
Isaac Murphy
By this argument. Why not just have the bones fly at you at 100 yards/second instead?
Ethan Wright
Anything desu
Hunter Stewart
The only way to defeat spooky skeletons is to come up with better, spookier skeletons.
Connor Smith
Wow. All these faggots and not one of you can figure out the answer.
This place used to be bad but it’s so much worse now.
Colton Ortiz
Liam Johnson
Medieval shitthat I own IRL, you say?
William Young
this one runs like a fag.....
Zachary Diaz
the ones that will fuck you are scarier
Connor Ramirez
>robotic oy veying
Parker Wilson
Let's go you skelly fucks
Cooper Ortiz
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Lincoln Davis
Rat-flail.
Christian Smith
Dogs
Xavier Rivera
Skeleton Army you said....?
Julian Cook
The only true answer
Noah Kelly
skeleton die to blunt trauma
car is big blunt trauma
truck even bigger blunt trauma
Austin Edwards
my feldspaten
it has the spook the bony man modifier that provides +9 damage, -14 morale, and +6% chance to rout against skeletons. also enables the dig a hole ability that allows me to send the skeletons back where they came from
can only be counteracted by the allege war crimes action but that can only be activated by jewish skeletons but you can always identify them by their horns so just switch to a baseball bat or something nigger idk
Eli Roberts
William Reed
bumping
Asher Campbell
DESIGNATED POOP STREET
Jaxon James
They only want to dance user, skeleton are friendly. No need to fear them
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Jordan Williams
>confederates vs roving skeleton army
i can get behind this idea
Caleb Gutierrez
fuckin brutal
Jaxon Garcia
>importing human remains to fertilise your fields
Hard core
Daniel Price
>random skeleton shoulders a sig brace while another throws a few bump stocks into group of dogs
Landon Green
Skellingtons are BASED
Henry Taylor
underrated.
CollieDog is best Dog.
Presumable expensive, but if he's packing sumthin in the 40w range...
Nolan Jones
Toss the skull into lava or fire. If it can kill a dry bones it can kill a human skeleton
Jaxon Perez
How did you take this picture?
Joshua Gray
Underrated post
Sebastian Garcia
>only shit that you own irl
I'll be fine
Nathan Perry
How would the skeles actually hurt you though? It’s not like they have any muscle mass
James Peterson
>loadout to have during a skeleton invasion
>154 KB JPGCAN'T STOP US MOTHERFUCKERS
combine harvester
Jack Morris
Even if they are able to move magically, and even if that gives them a higher strenght than people, their lack of weight would be troublesome.
Less mass behind their hits, if a direct hit lands and is blocked head on the skeleton will move back instead of going through.
If they take a hit that isn't straight down, whether they block it or not they are going to be tossed aside.
Skeletons would need heavy armor and extra grippy shoes to compensate for their low weight.
Adrian Howard
My nigga
Jace Mitchell
Ian Wood
>using an 8 round clip-fed antique to fight an enemy that you'll probably miss half your shots on
The shotgun was the correct answer, drop the rest and pick up a baseball bat or a crowbar and get smashing.
Elijah Scott
Are we actually having a thread on how to kill animated skellingtons? Are we being invaded by /x/ or is this jew magic to draw our attention away from something else?
Landon Powell
I've seen skeleton threads for about as long as I've been here.
Jaxon Cooper
>smash skellies with car
>krazy glue skellies into skelly centipede
>krazy glue myself a bone chariot
>connect centipede to chairiot
>go to the DMV
>get custom license plate “BIGBONE”
>krazy glue flesh lights in my skelly girl’s mouth and pelvic bone
>ride around in my skelly chariot getting bone jobs
Noah Mitchell
Hey Jow Forums can you just let us have a fun thread once in awhile?
Matthew Bailey
Kraut space magic mate