What's the best weapon to use against the Ayy's in case of a encounter?

I've hear about that. People start praying the name of Jesus Christ and the abduction stops.

Anything chambered in .75 Terran

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First xeno kill needs to be with a 1911 chambered in .45ACP.

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I said it before, and I will say it again.
Nuclear shaped charges.
Bye bye, mothership.

Your fists

Open /d/ while bending over and smiling

The fucking webm with the Ayy pussy raping

>tfw someone walks in on you butt raping an ayy lmao in self defense

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Gonna need you to post it.

from my experience, high explosives

Those were illegal aliens.

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Is this gun really good or really bad?
Do later serial numbers have slight changes to improve quality or performance or do those changes fall under different model serial numbers.

It's a moot point because you would never actually put any ammo through a historical gun like that.

Poo. Let Pajeet demonstrate.

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it was good enough to pass military trials at the time.

>probing the probers
It’s about time they got a taste of their own medicine

later m8. Wait 2h and than the ban is yolo

you can't beat the grays because they ain't the ones you gotta worry about.
what you need to be scared of is what THEY are scared of.

Hotdogs

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underrated post. just sneeze on them op. bonus points if you rape them before they rape you.

shouldn't we use .22lr so it bounces?

Grenades, until you research gauss weapons

Something that kills then I guess

A flamethrower

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45-muthafuckin-70.

>What's the best weapon to use against the Ayy?
Just call the /b/army and watch

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Sauce

saving this.
>guy in porno fucks a ayy
>ayy makeup and effects are scary good, really makes you believe

thats my Jow Forums, never change!

>enjoy

horrorporn.com/tour/preview/roswell-ufo/

the fuck

>this whole thread
man fuck you guys

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the production values on some of these are actually impressive

That was a big mistake!
You know whats happening right now?

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I love how fucking angry it looks. Fucking kek. So Dicksword is the right choice.

bring it on, greyboy. I'm a Florida Ma.

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>horrorporn.com/tour/preview/roswell-ufo/
Enjoy guys,
im sure my autism spring polish tread has 1 OP less

KEK hard

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Jow Forums was right

Ayys are just deamons. They realize that as people no longer believe in thenone true god, they also stop believing in satan. They take on new forms that are pleasing and intriguing to the weak willed, offering knowlege and power from beyond

squirt gun full of water

hot

This
Humans carry plenty of illnesses that we don't care about like the common cold. They don't effect us because our bodies have adapted to deal with them. It would only take one or two of these illnesses to jump species and there you go, you've caused a plague for the ayys

gotta love that model 1

The fucking fuck?

T. M. Night Shamalam

+ 1 aliens are demons. Cling on Jesus to help you will make it stop immediately. No joke. Read up on it.

^calling

Aliens are not demons, you primitive cretin. Demons are something entirely different.

>Darwin
>story doesn't end with it eating him

jack off on its big gay head

P90 or your penis

>They take on new forms that are pleasing and intriguing

Then why do "modern" aliens look like eldritch horrors? If they were cute aliens they would get whatever they wanted from me.

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10mm to crush their weak bones

desuarchive.org/k/thread/40917651/#q40920278

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*sips* yup .45 kills even alien souls
>tfw I will never get to be the first man to blast an ayy's head open with a 1911 no less

.45 AlienCranialPenetrator

Cold Steel Tactical Alien Fucker Wakizashi
youtu.be/P8X8QRu_wj8?t=31

they like to vape

youtu.be/xedmfAgx8eg

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What if they dont have a vag?
Or its a dyke Ayyy.

deez nuts

Everything has holes.

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This and only this.

Using a Ma Deuce would also be acceptable.

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>What's the best weapon to use against the Ayy's in case of a encounter?
Your penis. Fuck it and assert your dominance. If you cannot find a hole, you will make one.

tokarev and other russian rounds Are designed for this

Rape

It always fucking bugged me when artists would depict the bolter with a misaligned bore axis and ejection port.

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>implying

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The only gubment I like.

Rookie bum rush.
Vigilo Confido.

CLOSE RANGE ?!

yeah but the Ayys might have illnesses of their own that would jump to us.

>Y HE NO HAV PEEPEE?

MUH
U
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Of course. Now, PANIC AND LOSE CONTROL OF THE SITUATION.
P.S. Valen said no explosions. Normally I would say fuck you nerd, but she scares me. A lot.