Jow Forums is about to board an alien ship, what gear, weapons, tactics, and squad numbers will you bring?
Jow Forums is about to board an alien ship, what gear, weapons, tactics, and squad numbers will you bring?
Juan Perez
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Adrian Hill
Early or lategame?
Nathaniel Cook
shotguns and riotshields all day long until you research better armor and plasma
Brody Morales
Calico 12 gauges and body armor made of mirrors
Blake Harris
A RC drone to scout that shit first and full hazmat gear. I don't want Native American this shit and find out what SPACE AIDS is like.
If they're armed and hostile, battlerifles with explosive, fragmenting, and/or incendiary tips. We don't know their physiology so maximum wound channels to punch through WHATEVER they have and hit something important.
I wouldn't worry about armor though. If they can fly through space they can probably accelerate anything through whatever you're wearing, so just HAZMAT
Joseph Foster
The /b/tards
Nathan Taylor
>Mjornir MkVI
>Cortana
>M6D pistol
>Plasma pistol
>frags
Parker Lee
One suitcase nuke, please.
Nathan Ramirez
FN F2000 and Desert Eagle or Automag V
John Peterson
All of them.
Yes.
CHARGE!
Endless.
Julian Brooks
>what gear, weapons, tactics, and squad numbers will you bring?
Joseph Ward
An AR, a Space Desert Eagle, and enough ammo to wipe out Mozambique
Nathan Young
This, minus the frag and incendiary ammo. Unshielded targets they'd be fine, but we're not just shooting Unggoy here, now are we? Explosive rounds, overload the Splitjaws's shielding. Bring a M247 GPMG for fire-support against Hunters -- because you KNOW those things will ruin your day, especially in CQC.
I'm assuming this is a boarding action to assume control/capture the ship. Even small alien ships have thousands of xenos, so either we need more ammo, or we need to board real close to the Bridge so we can just fucking VENT the entire ship into the vacuum of space.
Juan Stewart
mobile suits in squads of 3. one squad guards the way out, the others blow holes in everything and everyone until reaching the pleasure spot, rig it to blow and scoot
Jaxson Sullivan
>explosive rounds
Ineffective, the explosion is wasted on empty space, the best way to break shields is by plasma (due to EMP effect) or kinetic energy. Archer missiles are completely ineffective aganst shields, their explosive payload is just shrugged off by space and armor.
Adrian Bailey
>Aloha Snakbar
Ayden Sanchez
>MG42
>M42 grenades
>some panzerfausts
Lucas Diaz
>mirrors
Plasma would melt right through them, they aren't lasers.
Andrew Perez
Assuming we're talking about the Covenant specifically.
>Gear
Light semi-powered exoskeleton, legs only to help soldiers carry significantly more weight.
Full body armor, but metal plates only used for chest and stomach protection, the armor will be composed of an underlayer of kevlar and padding, plate of RA602, Inconel 628, Hastelloy-X or other highly heat resistant metal, outer layer of PICA-X ablative reentry material, it's extraordinarily resilient to plasma exposure and would render weapons like plasma pistols and rifles nearly useless. Plates on arms and legs will only be kevlar and this material while chest, neck, stomach, and back protection will also include metal alloy plates.
Several hundred rounds of API ammunition, basic medical supplies and in addition a significant supply of burn cream or pads for dealing with plasma inflicted injuries.
>Weapons
Standard weapon will be a belt fed relatively short barreled medium machinegun firing 7.62 armor piercing incendiary ammunition. The weapon's weight will be passively supported by a boom arm attached to the exoskeleton's frame.
Sidearm will be something along the lines of an FK BRNO, designed to fire hot ammunition and achieve high muzzle velocities while still retaining accuracy and not fucking up the wrists of the shooters.
At least one member of each squad will be equipped with a GM6 Lynx firing the .50bmg API round.
At least one member of each squall will be equipped with a 20mm automatic belt fed grenade launcher.
Six grenades, four frag, two flash.
>Tactics
Maximum speed, maximum brutality, two separate large forces will breech the ship at two separate points and make their way to the propulsion/powerplant and command centers of the ship to plant a pair W54 SADM nuclear demolition charges. Both teams will then exit with extreme haste before the explosives are detonated.
>Numbers
A full company split into two teams each made up of two platoons.
Kayden Thomas
Let's do this shit.
Cooper Smith
Dominic Wright
A Hawaiian shirt, salt shaker full of coke, Mason jar full of black tar heroin, gallon ziplock bag full of Thai stick, film can full of Turkish hash, pocket full of shrooms, couple of sheets of blotter acid, a whole galaxy of pills, a case of Red Bull, and a gallon of ethanol. Oh, and a grapefruit so we don’t feel like crap the next day.
It may not have been so when I boarded, but it’s going to become an intergalactic party barge in short order.
Xavier Moore
Clad only in a speedo with dual fenix taclights mounted on each shoulder, In my strong hand, a dragon dildo for alien probing. Maybe bring along a camera man to document everything.
Wyatt Wood
I was going to say a gas mask (hey, you never know what kind of diseases these aliens have), a bottle of lube, and a super soaker full of pure fentanyl. There's no brakes on this train.
Austin Morales
Adam Flores
If you've chosen equipment that doesn't ruin the ship simply by using it there, you've done it all wrong.
Evan Robinson
>going near an alien ship
nigger, Im sticking an air tight neoprene tarp over that thing and filling it with chlorine gas before I get some sort of space mega aids or smallpox
Brody Hernandez
>implying they're going to sit still and land while you try
Thomas King
>implying covenant space jews are any match for my rapid deployment containment wrap cannon
aliens gonna get gassed for microbes
Thomas Gutierrez
A way to fuck off and get out, otherwise, odds are, eventually some stray plasma splosion will get me
Jason Wilson
Just me
and a gun, cuz it'll probably be a gunfight
Blake Bailey
Based and richepilled
Christian Jackson
fuck I hate that stupid cult circle slavic larpers use in the balkans
it's an instant 'fake woke' redflag that you're dealing with a mouthbreathing retard that doesn't actually understand shit about the world
Carter Rodriguez
Ten marines in Tactical Dreadnought Armor, seven armed with storm bolters, one with a thunder hammer and Storm shield, one with a heavy bolter and one sergeant with lightning class for maximum RIP AND TEAR along with a Chaplain blaring the litany of hate. Whatever is on that ship is about to have resized assholes.
Leo Powell
Just hand me a ak with a few drum mags
Zachary Lee
>yugo M76
>shockwave with dragon's breath and slugs
>chest rig and some plates
>a few pipe bombs
>a couple dragon dildos
>and some furries in suit and polacks that have been fed massive amounts of creatine
Levi Sullivan
Is this a purge mission or an ayy pussy quest thinly disguised as a diplomatic mission?
Julian Jackson
>Teach the ayyliens how to live it up, playing Edward 40 hands and accidentally the whole back yard with 12g Dragonsbreath
Ayden Murphy
1x MJOLNIR MKVI equipped spartan
1x Antimatter Charge
Daniel Phillips
That's not nearly enough high explosives.
Alexander Wood
>Boarding the ship.
I'd rather save the effort and split it in two with my relativistic cannon thanks.
Christopher Brooks
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Jack Morris
Yes. And an alien waifu too, please. I want to Daniel Jackson that ship.
Brody Hernandez
Chainsaw and boomstick.
Samuel Jackson
Just a bag full of decaying food.
Biowarfare ftw.
Michael Parker
One bald man in a silly costume please.
Nathan Butler
F2000 Chambered in 7.62 or an MDR
Mk.23 in .45 Super or a Glock 20
Coupla M67s
C4 just in case I need to go out with a bang
Wyatt Harris
Space hookers with Space AIDS
then steal the uncrewed ship
Angel Scott
>be me
>from Qldamsnar quadrant
>land on planet known to its inhabatants as earth
>commander wants us to let the locals know we mean no harm
notthisshitagain.hologram
>we land
>find one pale creature, once I check our ships database it seems to be one of the most intelligent lifeforms on this planet
>it is holding a weapon our scanners indicate to be called a "nugget"
>my officer, Snarklebarg, attempts to communicate with it
>it only responds with "ayy lmao"
>the night cycle begins short after, so we head back to the ship since the nocturnal creatures here are dangerous
>once their sun rises we step out again only to be faced with the creature, along with a few more of the same species
>they all are armed
>before I can nope and turn around I am gunned down by one of them in short shorts
>the last thing I hear is one screaming about "commie terr aliens" and the screams of my comrades as waste material is flung at them and they are killed by the humans
>mfw welcome to earth
Chase Lewis
>not primed c4 and a cattleprod
Parker Sanders
dual wield P90s of course
Nathan Phillips
12.7×40mm Semi-Armor-Piercing High-Explosive
Mason Gonzalez
>what gear, weapons, tactics, and squad numbers will you bring?
all of them
Carter Hill
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