>taking a nap
>suddenly you're awakened
>[drum and fife of Dixie's Land playing in the distance]
>you look out your window and see pic related
>they're marching towards your house
>bayonets are fixed, rifles are armed, and they're ready to fight
How do you proceed to deal with this threat?
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>threat
Show them how AR and other modern firearms work
join them and use my modern weapons to help the confederacy defeat the yankee northern aggressors
A volley of lead ball is absolutely devastating.
I should’ve worded that before. I mean join them and show them how to use ARs and shit
Lead them to burn (((DC))) to the ground
BROTHERS!!!
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Do you smell that?
>Fellow countrymen
>A threat
I’d rather take my chances and offer them beer and food.
Threat? Those are my people. Food and beer would be served, then we'd go drive out the yankees.
Why would they be ready to fight? I am already flying their flag.
>open window
>”hey boys I got grub and booze”
>attempt to join
Only problem is to decide which obscure CSA flag from the flag collection to wave out the window to signal my friendly intent.
>inb4 white
They fought all the way.
Fellow men of taste and sophistication I see
>When you can't be friends with Virginia because your own versions of Loudon and Fairfax poisoned your states' friendship
>Virginia should not call in vain
>She meets her sis-ter on the plain
>Sic Semper tis the proud refrain
>that baffles min-ions back a-gain
>Maryland, my Maryland
I have a few Maryland bros. I really feel for ya'll. I fear we're not far behind thanks to DC and nova
>first thing on constitution is fuck loco
Lololol. I hated growing up there, and couldn't agree more. Every person from high school would unironically shine Bernie's knob if given the opportunity.
I know you're not all bad. DC ruins everything around it. Like a plague. :(
I produce my flag and join ranks >mfw this thread
Wake up scared that I missed formation. Throw my uniform on, grab my rifle and hope in hoping that my friend covered for me.
something burning?
Join them, obviously.
tell them I know where to find pregnant anne frank
I live in Sweden
These guys must have taken a wrong turn
>grab Dixie flag off my wall
>tie it to a broomstick
>kit up
>walk outside
>get in step and march with them to the battle to slay yankee scum
Provide shoes and modern arms as tribute and offer to join.
Sell them Enfields.
Join em. Southern by the grace of God, baby.
Based and redpilled
honeypot thread, fuck you, glow-in-the-dark CIA niggers
I put on my grey cap and give them a thumbs up so they know we cool
Bring bourbon and pipe tabbacy out and show them how my Kalashnikov works
>First thing on that list
Come on now, Loudoun is fine
>threat
I live in the confederate capital of Montgomery so I’ll join them
I would ask them what the hell they doing in rural Ukraine.
Kek, but would you join them in their march to destroy the Yankee Menace?
I'd love to see the look of relief on all of their faces when I offer them all the food I have and all the water they want.
Get the coffee machine running, the giant slabs of brisket from my fridge out onto the grill, and just overall give them the best hospitality I can provide.
I would do the only based thing and open fire with modern weapons upon the southern dogs.
>FUCK MARYLAND
Fuck you too you cocksucker
Join them and arm as many as I can with modern arms, and march on Washington.
Sherman would have made a good rebel...
>hang pic related out window
>join file
this
Any northerner would but they were all too smart to be a fucking idiot cuckfederate
It WAS fine until 20 years ago. Go look at all the ratfuck multifamily housing they are building out towards Aldie and try to repeat your statement in earnest.
White Pump gonna get a whole new meaning soon
Easy now.
As a blac/k/ man I would gun them down.
Then I would hunt down these guys
and kill them all.
I have nothing personal against them, but they'd want to enslave me, so I'd have no choice but to shoot as many as possible. If they leave me alone, I'd be more than happy to leave them alone, or maybe even help them.
>hang my rebel flag out the window
>procede to join them
Epic
#
based union supporter
What if we bought you a ticket to Liberia, where you could enslave the native Africans?
dab on em
wait are we in the past or are they in the future?
Jew.
How’d you know?
BRING IT!!!!!!!
we'd all see you coming
Not if he attacks at night.
based
Open up the borders, push interracial porn, control the media, and sit back and relax as they get devoured and lose their identity.
Hand them a prepared list of my Northern born neighbors to be liquidated.
Greet them as liberators.
This, but unironically.
I have returned bearing the tools that will win us the war, lads!
I do no need to deal with them. I am marching with them ! C.S.A !
Tell them fifes are stupid.
You watch ur commie fucking mouth
You forgot to @ me, stinky.
The war where we sacrificed the freedom of some "people" for the enslavement of all.
>threat
PROTECT STATE RIGHTS!
That would be your right
The real question, thank you!
Clearly they're there to combat the polite green men.
Hail their officer and drive around to all the battlefields. Read, nigga, read
ITT: Traitors.
I run up my Reb flag and gladly join the boys.
Southwest VA here. We are talking to Tennessee about annexing us when the commies take over.
this is Jow Forums, you expect us to side with the gubment? You out you goddamn mind, holmes
>threat
Fuck off nigger, I join them
Threat?
Saddle up bois. The sorry Yanks are stirrin' it up again.
(but honestly, do it again uncle billy.)
We wouldn’t be so hostile to the government if they didn’t keep trying to stomp over our rights
By joining them
That is a long, long way to march. I hope they bring their own winter gear. And food. And boats.
To be honest, regular russian army from their time will rape any Civil War side harder than a gipsy prostitute.
>YES WE'LL RALLY ROUND THE FLAG BOYS, WE'LL RALLY ONCE AGAIN SHOUTING, THE BATTLE CRY OF FREEDOM!
>THE UNION FOREVER! HURRAH, BOYS, HURRAH!
>threat
they're my brothers wtf
im gonna march to the firing line and kill that yankee soldier
kys op yankee ass cuck
ITT: retards who constantly complain about government oppression are supporting government oppression
imagine my shock. yanks are worthless cucks and will always bow down to lick the boot or suck a cock.
why wouldn't you choose the superior mech
Beautiful dream, terribly executed.
19th century mecha
That's not an urbie
>All these based posters joining the ranks
What a comfy thread
Also fuck Zalem
>How do you proceed to deal with this threat?
I am not American, so I politely surrender.
offer them some s'more flavored schnapps