How do you introduce yourself to your captives?

How do you introduce yourself to your captives?

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Like this:

Welcome to hell! HONK

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>How do you introduce yourself to your captives?
*unzips dick*

You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat all these eggs.

kek

Welcome to my basement.

I love that little guy

AM I BEING DETAINED?

>I am the toucher and you are my playthings

How are you gentlemen

MY NAME IS GUNNERY SERGEANT HARTMAN YOUR SENIOR DRILL INSTRUCTOR

Y'all ever been butt fucked before?

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>No introduction just walk into cell where they're hogtied belly down and gagged
>" i'm not going to lie you're going to be hunted and I'm going to use your skins to make cowboy boots."
>dab on them and leave.

I beat them, very sexily. Then I go to bed with them, very violently.

>How do you introduce yourself to your captives?
Start with "Hello" and telling who the fuck you are

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Sup niggers where's the free moldy bread

The names Nate. Nate Higgers.

ACH, HALLOO! MY NAME IS MEGGER MACNEGGER!

Yes, you are being detained.

well, this orgy sure is off to a slow start.

I'm not a fan of Jews, as you can imagine.

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if its a hot day I like to spray down the box cars with a water hose

you know. give them false hope.

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