Jow Forums does XCOM

nofap for a month and lots of whey protein so his balls are bursting with cum. We can install an electric probe to his prostate that he can trigger via remote so he can cum on command

Shotguns, High Caliber automatic rifles, and flamethrowers. Bonus points for thermobaric weapons.

Get my high explosives and laser rifle ready

people who ironically call aliens ayys need to be given the vaccines that make people autistic

>t. Zeta Reticulan

A shotgun and a grid of 1mx1mx3m pillars outside my house. Also a few inside.

Ayy lmao

god i wish that were me

even better plan, get stds, get abducted and offer up your boipussy as their first human sex slave. you’d probably get to fuck their emperor because of the prestige of this and then they’d all get ebola and die.

frankly we ayys are getting sick of these kinds of posts. you humaniggers better get a life and check yourself before you wreck yourself

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Git tae fuck, grey. The galaxy belongs to humanity.

>galaxy
the absolute state of humaniggers

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Who said we were going to stop at our home galaxy?

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lol yea right, with what? humans dont have any intergalactic force projection capabilities, not even a single mothership!

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That implies that we couldn’t use planets for that goal. If you have read the “war of the beast” warhammer 40000 books, imagine ork attack moons. Then add on people who can aim...

Gonna go hang out with my skinwalker bros

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We'll get there eventually. Gotta start small. Also, you guys were in our position at some point in your past. Maybe we'll expand and surpass you. It's all about the long game.

Research assistant to Dr. Vahlen.

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ITT people pretending that their governments wouldnt welcome new xeno overlords and just use armed force to kill all the xenophobes resisting peaceful and progressive dna harvesting

We have 10 aircraft carriers!

Mankind thanks you for your valiant sacrifice, just make sure to not come back because that would be a nightmare to deal with.

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Strap a gopro to your crotch and livestream it for us

i should buy a shotgun
I don't know if that's really the kind of motivation to make people want to kill ayys. What if they have tentacle ayys? You really think anyone is going to kill it instead of watch it do whatever tentacle monsters do to anime girls?

yeah, I'm not clicking that
I have no interest in bunch of Germans fucking the E.T.

We'll just kill you and take yours.

Masturbated alot to this thanks

I wish there was more Vahlen porn.

If irl is like level 1 on Impossible, I will survive all of 2 minutes. Can't save scum irl.

> Implying I wouldn't join them

I'll be made a Capo at the Xenos Concentration Camp

Traitors to humanity deserve a slow death.

based

We're doing it the old-fashioned way. Barely-trained rookies with enough high explosives on hand to level a small city and excellent throwing arms.

Prolly wouldn't work, the chance of human to animal disease transference is one in a million figuratively speaking, that the disease is deadly and not just harmful is also a small chance, now times both these facts by an unknown but large number and you have your chances of this plan working. We got smallpox from cows yes but cows have a common ancestor with you, the genome of a cow is relatively similar to you compared to what xenos might have. A valiant effort that would be devastating if it worked shure, but the likelihood of it working is not great to say the least

The name of the game is adaptation. Bacteria and viruses adapt at lightning speeds. Nothing says that one of the illnesses they're exposed to won't find a way to fuck them up.

We'd be toast due to directed energy weapons used from orbit; they won't need to invade. Maybe ask this question when we've colonized several systems and need to concern ourselves with the interests of other species encroaching upon our own.

/aco/ has a commission thread.

Angrily beat off as they mindfuck and literally fuck our women, and capture the closest approximation of a Sectoid female and fuck them right back.

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We instantly lose. Look what the Spanish did to the Aztecs and Incans. Consider how much greater the technology differential would be with aliens.

Maybe they'll be friendly.

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SEND IN THE MEATSHIELDS
I mean rookies.

> What's your plan

Always choose the last dialog choice.

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Ascertain whether or not they or friendly. If friendly conduct some form of meeting with the utmost weariness taking care to look out for biological contaminants. If hostile conduct an immediate response via hypersonic weapons carrying nuclear warheads. Failing that isolate landing areas with immediate nuclear saturation bombardment. Then and only then move in ground forces.

Fuck ayy lmaos. If we cant win we sour this world and make their journey worthless.

All you need is a good supply of rookies and High Explosives.

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