Hypothetically if I had an ayy land on my property do I carry the right to kill/put him under civil arrest in my basement?
Do stand your ground laws account for extraterrestrials?
Evan Hughes
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Brody Anderson
Also seeing as aliens dont technically possess human rights can I rape them?
Thomas Ramirez
That tends to be the recommended course of action, yes.
Just keep in mind you'll have to explain that to the glowniggers that show up asking about ayys.
David Sanchez
I dont have to explain shit, its my property
Logan Harris
This fucking grey nigga comes to my planet he getting shot
Brandon Mitchell
if an actual alien is able to come to this planet rest assure his weapons are probably some light years ahead
so instead of shooting him just let him anal probe you like they always do
Jeremiah Bailey
Yes you can have your own alien sex slave.
Logan Garcia
Dominic Sanders
What is JOBren doing in your basement?
Is there someone down there he can job to?
Brody Thomas
Levi Jones
>killing and rapping first ayyy to make real contact
The is the same tier of what could go wrong as that guy that went hunting with napalm
Jordan Wright
My natural urge to impregnate one of them would overcome any willpower I have as well
Henry Morgan
>stand your ground laws
No. You have to leave the Earth.
Blake Campbell
I was in this thread
Colton Wood
Ayylamo are not human therefore they are not afforded human rights. Regardless of intelligence. End of story.
Also any ayys venturing this close to a fuckheap of a planet, and violating their own prime directive to do so, should be pruned from the gene pool of their people anyway because they're definitely low test.
Elijah Torres
>ayo hol up
So you're potentially one of the few humans to ever lay eyes on an ayy, and you just want to shoot it?
Jackson Kelly
just be careful and hope you don't catch ayyds
Ryder King
>rape/kill
>other ayys show up and glass the planet because you raped/killed their buddy ayy
No thanks I'll do my best not to piss it off and help it escape this planet, maybe I'll get a trinket for my trouble.
Cameron Kelly
I mean.. they aren't human beings so there aren't any laws that are against them or protect them. So it's pretty much stomping a roach at that point.
Caleb Garcia
>ayyds
underrated reply
William Taylor
I have the right to do with ayys on my property as I please without statists telling me what I can and cannot do with my ayys.
David Thompson
It's not whether you have the right, but rather questioning your first instinct to murder a rare pokemon.
William Martin
Jacob Kelly
Jackson Gutierrez
They came here without proper documentation. That makes them Illegal Aliens. It's ok to shoot an illegal alien home invader.
Xavier Taylor
Could they fall under the same laws that apply to animals?
Austin Garcia
Illegal aliens have no rights. Especially to be breaking and entering into your house.
John Anderson
Welcum to erf
*Unzips dick*
Adam Cook
it's been my understanding that international SOP is to jack off on their big gay heads
Logan Robinson
>flinches
>on putting the mag in
The Illuminati failed with this one.
Xavier Rivera
>kidnapping an innocent ayy who dindu nuffin and locking it in your basement
"just goblin things"
Zachary Brown
I bet she pinched her hand between the mag and the mag well.
Josiah Sullivan
Send them to the fucking ovens. They threaten our way of life, have you not seen every Sci-fi movie ever!
Connor Morgan
Good luck trying to take down a 7-foot grey alien. They are vicious as fuck, and have some kind of blue beam energy weapons that can take limbs clear off.
>Phil Schneider
Logan Hughes
Glad the first post mirrors my thoughts exactly.
Easton Cooper
This. Imagine opening your eyes from a good sleep to see one of those little gray niggers probing around your room unaware that you're wide awake and slowly getting a hard on knowing what you're about to do. You time the ambush waiting for it to get just close enough where you can jump up and pin it down before it can retaliate, frantically searching for any wet holes to forcefully shove your now rock hard cock into. Finding none, as these alien fucks have evolved past needing orifices, you stand disappointed with a wriggling ayy below your pajama boots. But your dick is in control now. It has become so unbelievably hard you feel like it's going to burst like a microwaved hot dog. So you get your trusty cold steel knife and fucking shove it into one of the aliens eyes, twisting the blade and laughing maniacally at what sounds like macaroni being stirred. Now you have the hole your cock desperately wanted. The alien, now braindead or whatever the fuck they think with lies on the ground twitching like shovel dog, and you get to pounding that sweet tight alien eye socket until you finally blow your load and toss it aside like a cumrag, as if you didnt just rape-murder the first extraterrestrial humans have ever made contact with
Kevin Rodriguez
Bueno
Owen Lee
>mfw I lay my big ol dick on an ayy forehead and bust a nut right across its forehead
Caleb Sullivan
You must use the appropriate terminology. Call it anal probing.
Jack Hernandez
based and redpilled
Joseph Price
My ayy waifu wya
Charles Ward
Speaking as a future lawyer in the US I'm not legally allowed to give legal advice or explanations. However, this is a time consuming google search so let me sum it up for you. Anything that the law can view as human or humanoid is afforded constitutional rights if they are within US jurisdictions. Aliens would be counted and thus yes you can kill one in self defense but if you raped it, it would still legally be rape as if you had sodomized an animal with a provable conscience
Luke Gonzalez
*tink tink*
HUMANIGGERS!!!
Ayden White
Humans are really good at raping new things we discover, show them that so they know who we are.
Cooper Sanders
but it's the only viable defense against them
Elijah Cox
The real question is; she crashes and is hurt and she looks like this. And she sounds like a anime school girl. And she’s armed with a blaster pistol.
And the very first thing she says to you after wrecking your yard with her ship is;
>I dindu nuffin
WHAT DO YOU DO?!
Levi Clark
Very carefully check her puss for teeth.
Isaac Jenkins
oh fuck you got me
Brandon Bailey
Free meat target, you can see the massive difference between .45 and 9
Adam Reyes
>TFW that petite body
Owen Martin
Robert Thompson
Landon Richardson
Its not like is has not happened before
Joseph Myers
This. Any alien that made it here is part of the alien military. It's not some civvie on a vacation. He's a scout and an enemy combatant and should be summarily executed.
Jonathan Gonzalez
Omegacuck
Humanity has raped its way to the top of the polycellular ladder. We even beat out other members of the Homo genus (nohomo), some who were probably smarter than us.
But we were better killers and rapists.
And don't act like a grey space nigger wouldn't get off on the idea of some fucking hairless ground-ape pinning it down and fucking its "Y" shaped love tunnel. They want it. They crave it.
Aaron Brooks
our dna is not even 5% different that the apes user and we have showed so much with just a little evolution..
scale that to beings that have the capability to travel to other planets casually and you will get your answer
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Colton Hughes
My answer is humanity is unnaturally violent and sexually aggressive.
Saying any advancement MUST put them along the same violent lines is assuming a massive amount about their original social structure and natural pressures towards violent expansion.
Humans still get fucking eaten when dumbass fag-hippies go to live with bears. If ayylmao Suzy comes to say hi to the dominant species here, expecting that any creature capable if art must be capable of peaceful first contact, she gets to experience the king of cocks among primates.
Luke Baker
if a race that has the tech to casually come HERE rest assure that they are watching us just as we watch the apes
or to put it in a more nerd way
imagine if we are just a simulation on someone's pc just like we play sims
Brayden Ward
Still doesn't mean shit for aggression. Your assuming every alien species capable of space travel to be predatory and territorial in their evolutionary process and to retain that, when really the only prerequisite is inherited knowledge over generations to continue progress.
And that's assuming life that hasn't formed in microgravity with with the ability to travel space already, the way that a whale is developed to swim.
The number of possibilities of visiting species is so fucking VAST that you're taking a relatively narrow view. Fuck, they may have socially moved so far past violence that it is abhorrent to even consider, and even self defense is an absurd idea if it could do harm to the attacker. Fuck, just look at the Europeans and Canadians,they got to that point in only a couple generations.
Ayden Gonzalez
how do you even fuck this thing? does it have an ass?
Jack Howard
Europeans and Canadians also have piss all for a space program and are consistently sliding backwards towards national failure. You're basically proposing ayyyys are spacecucks.
Robert Brown
>Still doesn't mean shit for aggression. Your assuming every alien species capable of space travel to be predatory and territorial in their evolutionary process and to retain that
nope im assuming that they will reply in kind if we attack them
Nathan Bailey
>Not befriending the ayyys and gaining sole manufacturing rights on earth for plasma weaponry.
Aaron Watson