Let's say a group of rich Jow Forumsommandos want to make a new country and decide to invade an African country and...

Let's say a group of rich Jow Forumsommandos want to make a new country and decide to invade an African country and drive out the local population using mercanary forces. What country would you choose, what size force would you use and how would you do it?

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Realistically, South sentinel island. It’s uninhabited and there’s no nigs. It’s also a great staging point to invade north sentinel island

Hello /pol.

But if you do want it to be specifically African, Namibia near the SA border would be a great staging point to radicalize and recruit Boer on the run

Where is that? Also seems unimportant

In the Indian Ocean, as for what’s there, nobody knows. It’s a forbidden zone because of the NSI natives being extremely hostile

Not Jow Forums just started reading into African conflicts.

Indian Ocean. And are you honestly expecting the tards that inhabit Jow Forums, me being one of them, are capable of engaging and defeating any type of armed resistance?

Zimbabwe to bring back Rhodesia

No that's why I said wealthy/k/ommandos using mercenary forces...

I’d take Liberia, Ivory Coast and Sierra Leon. The west coast of Africa is super resource rich and good on weather more or less. And it’d prove easy to trade with Morocco.

Build my outer heaven there in the west coast and then push straight across towards Somalia. And just rape and pillage the fuck out of the Sahara. Plus it’d be easy to acquire weapons from Mali and niger, Nigeria and Libya and Sudan.

That's a large span of land for merc forces user also mali was tough on France wouldn't you be worried about insurgencies

This is the only answer.

Would be good to recruit men but resources wise it seems rough.

For the biggest gain and easiest invasion? Madagascar. They have massive precious metal deposits but because everyone are farmers they can't get to the earth underneath. Get some decent SA farmers to produce enough food on as little land as possible while mining the rest for the minerals. Once everything is depleted turn it back into farm land and use the profits to fund excursions into South Africa, Zimbabwe, Botswana and Namibia. How I would go about doing it is strikes on military points from offshore ships, and then immediate invasion of 5000 men plus arms and armour

>Take Madagascar
>deport locals to mainland Africa
>build up infrastructure
>focus on defensive assets and relations with the west.
>make incentives for western defense companies to do R&D in our country
>build up forces to stage invasion of Zimbabwe
Done

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That actually seems doable but seems like a very short term gain

>Once everything is depleted turn it back into farm land

This is what americans believe

>this is what happens in America

>No one has said Congo yet
Come on guys, resource rich country with plenty of opportunity for tourism. Western countries wouldn't step in because moral obligation to preserve the wildlife and easy to set base of operations and strong points in the country because it is already war torn.

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What do you mean?
The land there makes for great farmland and the ground is filled with valuable and useful metals.
The communists in charge have greatly neglected the land and its potential.

This. For a decade-long embargo it managed to trcuk along pretty well. Food and most necessities were fairly easy to come by. Just camera film and fuel were harder to get from what I remember.

>oil

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>/pol
>newfaggotry on several levels
Shoo shoo you waste of oxygen.

algeria

Are those that still live in the stone age but still managed to damage a helicopter?

Chicago

>implying

Hmmm

I'm taking Algeria and Morocco just for the goal of making it more friendly to Europeans.

None of you fat incels will ever do anything besides periodically shoot up a school l. You can’t fight your own diabetes Nevermind a nation

Back to your anime and less cringe larping

OP, most nations want the output of the people into their hands when they take over and annex.
The fuck I would do with oilfields as far as they eye can see if I cant put some poor bastard to work it for me?
I'd just apartheid the shit out of them, feed shit about SJW issues to USA, as in progressively giving blacks jobs like Bernie Sanders wet dream, and not letting white people take those jobs blah blah.

You are behind the times OP.

Weird, why are you so hostile? I'm pretty sure I started this thread to get some insight on Africa and mercenary capabilities. Maybe get off the internet a little and you'll stop seeing straw men everywhere you look.

I assumed you would drive out the local population because of the risk of insurgencies. As far as people go you'd want to incentivize and import working class and upper class people from western nations or ex Soviet states.

So real talk. I would do Equitorial Guinea. It is ran by one dictator and his son who keep the people poor and take all the money from the oil wells for his personal use.
bbc.com/news/world-africa-13317176
Longest serving dictator in Africa, an army with only 1400 soldiers.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armed_Forces_of_Equatorial_Guinea
We could easily take over this fucker by killing Nguema. Unironically. These other countries like Morocco that are well armed and "stable" enough to resist coups (175000 soldiers in Morocco). Guinea is not. Grab some Jow Forumsommandos, go to Central African Republic on an Air France ticket to Bangui, buy guns in the CAR (that shithole has plenty of AKs from back to back Congo wars), enjoy our new African nation.

>deport locals
>that'll be a walk in the park
lol ok

i dont own a gun lol haha

Hire mercs and take over the Seychelles just as Mad Mike had intended

Behold pic related, conqueror of nations

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Yes, there was a reason Rhodes pickec that land from the who!e continent.

Wrong board jew boy. You're looking for /b

>Just camera film and fuel were harder to get
We'll just bring a shitton of camera film with us.

>presidential palace guarded by morocco
sounds like a great idea user

Goodness! You seem overly hostile and angry. Perhaps you haven't had a satisfying bowel movement in a while. You even might require a fecal transplant; I'm sure you could beg a couple of bull fruits to help you out with that.

He's right though. What have you ever done to expand gun rights?

What part of hiring mercenaries do you dumb niggers not understand?

Forgot one damn look here

What does it have to do with this thread samefag

Let's invade Costs Rica. They foolishly have no military, so easy pickings. Also, we wouldn't be getting a region infested with negroes.

Jow Forums is fucking delusional about invading countries. Not even colonial empires were able to hold onto those lands what makes you think you can invade any other country?

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Take the whole continent. Nothing more actually the middle east,too. Nothing less.

May or may not have worked up an entirely theoretical plan for this.

Equatorial Guinea. Two groups of at least 50 competent men each. First takes Malabo and hopefully raids whatever naval assets they can surprise in the process. This unseats the government assuming it's done before they move to the new capital, or removed their control of the islands if they have already left.
Second group lands at the 'nearly completed' dock in Cogo, Pushes up the coast to take Bata by surprise. Then absolutely demolishes the only two roads that lead inland. Without this the majority of the amry in the interior will have to push through the 'National Parks' a.k.a. horrible death jungles.

Ideally you ally yourself with the Fang ethnic group along the coastal areas and form them into militias to further deter the army.
Once you hold the islands, cash in on that oil money to fund the op. Bata supports the largest medical facility in the country so make it the staging area for any land based actions.

Helps that literally no one likes the government and they only keep power because of oil money. They lose the oil rich seas, anyone who cares will take your side.

I know where they have failed

Even if it isn't the best choice, this is the only true choice for a real Jow Forumsommando.

It's a hypothetical situation user. Also colonial empires and their goals are not the same as forces now. Also exactly how is a mercenary that just defeated a country and drove out the local population not supposed to hold the land?

To ad, this theoretical attack could show up on one container ship (ideally two). The navy is the real target, the land engagements outside the islands are just to starve out the current regime.
Navy has 11 armed vessels, most stationed in Malabo which also has the largest airport. Once you take Malabo (or even just make it look like you did on social media) every ethnic group will start taking shots at their target of choice. You want to formally recognize two groups and make them think you're on their side: the Fang and the people on the Islands.
Once you control the oil and the money the government will collapse into infighting as different factions form based on who they think is less likely to execute them in football stadiums. Without having to worry about oil supply, European countries will bring their waiting cases to court against the 'royal family' and their assets will be frozen.
You can let the underdeveloped inland areas descend into anarchy or push in and take it once you stabilize your shit.

I guess I could switch the subject to central or south America because using Africa seems to have triggered autistic leftists.

Also, if you play your cards right and approach the right people, the oil companies will just let you in. There was an incident in Nigeria where the army demanded more pay and blockaded the Exxon compound so the oild companies are a bit on edge. It's a win-win. They either get a competent government they already know they can deal with or the current regime is forced to lower prices because it becomes clear they can't reliably guarantee the oil companies' safety and can't say no because they need the profits to rebuild/regain control.

Northwest corner of Tanzania.

There's already signs of balkanization in that area and as such, there's likely all sorts of tribal strife to capitalize on. There's also access to what appears to be fresh water, providing access to trade, supplies, naval stuff, drinking water and food (both from fishing and farmland irrigation).

If they are dedicated and motivated, 40, 000 general purpose infantry, 70 pieces of artillery, 200 armored vehicles, 50-100 aircraft (transport, supply, escort, CAS, bombing) and 20,000 support staff

Congo is fuckhuge. Even if your mercenary army vastly outclasses the government forces, you'll never be able to pin them down in a decisive battle that wipes them out and establishes your new regime.

The guerrilla war would last for years until you ran out of money and the mercs went home, letting the locals retake the capital and lynch you.

>Give me 70 million dollars worth of equipment, over 60k dedicated individuals and the capital to payroll them and I MIGHT be able to take it

I guess that's why I'm not a general

Are you retarded??? America just sent troops into the Congo. And they still got dinosaurs in there.

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stripes.com/news/defense-expert-calls-for-thousands-of-us-troops-in-africa-1.264739
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mokele-mbembe

>jU5t dE3p0Rt tHeM leL
They'll fight you back and they'll win. They have the advantage of living war torn lives and having impressive physiques. There very well may be a few of you guys who can do a 6 or maybe 5 minute mile, and have loads of experience with guns and maybe did your time in the .mil, but these Africans will kill the shit out of you and show you violence on a level you don't even see on bestgore. By all means the best of luck, but I don't want by balls to be a wallet decoration.

Very opportunistic I like it

Seems pretty legit however CAS is retarded expensive and needs too much infrastructure. If anything use bush planes and drones for intel and keep a ground oriented defense.

Driving them out of the cities and mines will be enough to bankroll infrastructure and begin building an army. Congaleese warlords are not ideologically motivated so terror attacks in government controlled cities won't be much of an issue. As long as you can defend your assets until they pay out you should be able to slowly drive out hidden forces.

>the amount of peckerwoods ITT that forgot malaria exists

Oh, you think I won't be drinking gin & tonic by the gallon for that juicy quinine?

>meme text
An orgaized mercenary organization with military assets is going to roll over any "hardened civilians" in Africa. Those organizations are full of ex military personnel and work like a trained army, either you cant read or you are retarded but the only Jow Forumsommandos involved in this hypothetical situation are those paying the mercenary force. So why don't you turn off your computer and wait until you are literate to turn it back on.

yeah, they like destroyed a boat and killed or drove away everyone who went there. i think the helicopter part is true but not completely sure

And?

>mentions africa (shithole) in any way
>YOU FUCKING RACIST GO BACK TO POL

Let me guess, you think guys from the street will beat on mma fighters because "they had it tough"

>wearing arm band on the wrong arm
Faggot deserved it
>Not even empires were able to hold onto those lands
>The colonial powers: Some of the world isn’t really into colonialism. So here’s this land

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>It's our responsibility to help these uncivilized people
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>I guess we should just let communists seize control, that'll be better than being raycis

Rent free

The Gambia, they're so unstable that Senegal had to step in just because their president stayed in office when he got voted out. All you'd have to do is move along the river considering that's all the country is.

Then you have no way of defending your territory though

what makes you think that regular people aren't capable of this violence

this

thanks for the sources user. looks like opportunity missed

>South sentinel island
>Africa
Pick one, window licking retard.

Sierra Leone

>small country, takes less troops to occupy
>13th poorest country on the planet, none of the people have the energy or money to fight back
>one of the largest diamond producers in the world
>military is quite large, but it’s extremely corrupt, and they’re training and equipment are a fucking joke
>I’d say you would need a force of about 200,000 men, only need bombers because Leone barley has an Air Force