Pooping while CCW

What’s the best way to poop while carrying your CCW? Or how do you personally do it?

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Just hang you gun the on little coat hanger on the stall door.

This

My preferred method

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I use a shoulder holster

10/10 on yelp

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Always keep it at the ready you Never know when shit might go down

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> Me contemplating suicide after seeing the sheer level of autism

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How well do they work? I want to try one.

They are probably the most comfortable way to carry in all honesty

I really, really like this

I keep a stainless beretta in that back thing that's filled with water. I picked the stainless so it doesn't just rust being submerged in that water for months on end

I like the idea of a pistol taped to the door

It fits perfectly it’s like walther designed this haha

Pocket holster IWB when out in public. It's nice because you can just take it out and place it on top of the toilet paper dispenser. Don't fukken forget it, though. Always pat on it and double check stall before leaving.

>Pocket holster IWB
Wtf. Which is it

Are you saying You Don’t have pockets in your waistband????

put the IWB in your packet

What kind of animal poops out of the comfort of their own home?

Exactly that’s why I just tape a Remington 1100 to my bathroom door

I use a pocket holster and put it inside my waistband...

I stand in a modified isosceles stance over the toilet with my ccw pointed at the most likely avenue of approach. Obviously my pants are completely off. I place a spare magazine on the toilet paper dispenser, one on the rear of the toilet, and one in my pocket

>pants are off
>mag in pocket

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>not having a shirt pocket

>>close door
>>remove CCW, place on TP dispenser
>>take care of business
>>buckle CCW back into place before leaving

Not sure what's hard about this tbqhfamalam

Had that same ikea rug

at home
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>tapes and untapes guns to the door every time he takes a shit
You'd probably spend more on duct tape than ammo at that point

Just hold it in your teeth

N82 professional series holster. IWB
Holster has enough retention to keep pistol.

Pistol is just beside knee. Stays put. No problems for the last decade.

It’s not tactical enough

This is me pooping at home so I just have to tape once

I lower my pants to the knees, draw my pistol, go in a slightly squatted isoceles stance and press out a quick turd. hit the flush with my weak hand while checking 360°, go in a low ready, open the stall door, slice the cake, reholster when all is clear, wash hands.

> washes hands
Fucking normie
#NoWashGang!

shoulder holster, use it, love it

Disgusting. Kys

normie
#NoWashGang!