Welcome to the unit user, Spc Ketchum is gonna be your battle buddy

>welcome to the unit user, Spc Ketchum is gonna be your battle buddy
>oh boy oh boy oh boy! user I just know we're gonna be the bestest battle buddies ever! smile for the selfie! :3
What DO you do?

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Fuck him in the ass

dick er

Ketchums a girl user

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>Put it out
>Put it in
>Genuflect
>Mape the Raids

I need a better menu

blow up the bridge and leave

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I prefer the og motostrelki twink, has anybody saved her (male) pictures?

The military make's boys in to man the used to say, on that case though

>girl (male)

I want to marry her.

I work out and join a unit that actually matters, surprisingly very little women there.

Kiss her on the cheek

>wets go shoowt sum tewwowists
UwU

Stare in disgust.

A man wearing men's clothing what is the allure?

Beat him up and force him to come to a strip club with me.

Frag it while it sleeps

Kid next to him has already had enough. I bet its obnoxious as fuck and probably isn't putting out.

>her

>girl

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BETA MALE JANNIES YOU CANT STOP ME

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Walk. I've already envisioned the hell that comes with that and decided that damn phone camera isn't going to suck away what's left of my soul.

UwU

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Met Ketchum once.
Total faggot in person too.

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>be on range for qual
>NDs a 100 round burst from a 240
>into him
>oops.jpg
>don't even get in trouble because CoC is thankful

She is kinda cute, didn`t knew americans have cuties in the military. We only had ugly skanks, I wouldnt mind sharing a sleeping bag with her

>committed suicide with his m4?
>OH WELL...!!!
>*swings arm underhandedly in gesture of defeat*
>it is oh well, of course you are.
And that's the story of how fag visionaries wrongly predicted us Soldiers getting along with LGBT subhumans like they did with darkies in WW2. We're not the greatest generation anymore, after the federal reserve act and winning the war in favor of our (((Benefactors'))), they weren't having that shit anymore, and proceeded to false flag and introduce unconstitutional laws. Guess what? Jew moms would murder their tranny kids with words. This world is full of double standards and dissonances. Get used to it.

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> tfw Dying in a third world shithole because my "battle buddy" is to weak to carry me to the evec point, is still a better perspective on life than the shit I'm in right now.