If Jow Forums were a gun

Probably a San Cristóbal, tho I'll probably just get a shitty Spanish loan gun 100% Dominican, unsure of anything beyond Spanish. My temperment varies but usually I'm just there. Fat but swole and manlet.

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.30 Krag. Norwegian, American, Not that great.

Jericho 941

I miss my Mauser 93.

>Moms family is polish
>Dads family is mexican
Some kind of Frankenstein mauser

Bag of fertilizer in the boot of an Austin and an AR18

>born in the US, parents are from the Philippines
What do you think? The first thing that comes to mind are those refurbished M16A1s

>dirty flip
Here you go

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Rock Island armory to a T

A Filipino M3A1 with rails and integral suppressor since I'm half white half flip. I can reliably get my friends out of a jam in a pinch but I'm behind the curve compared to my peers and generally nobody's first choice. I try my best to be pleasant and gentle but I don't get it quite right and end up being a little awkward.

>Czech family that has been in Texas for 150 years
help

English, Dutch, Scandinavian, and Native American.

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>Mom is 100% Irish
>Dad is 100% Polish
Either some Mauser/Enfield hybrid or a AK/AR18 hybrid

Mother's senpai are Spaniards that fled the civil war (supported Franco though) and Dad's side is all stubborn dutchmen. I figure some foreign export Mauser makes sense

Ruger Super Blackhawk
>oversized
>overpowered
>obsolete
>only based on the 'greatest handgun ever made'
>still look cool because of timeless design

Could you guess I'm American?

.45 acp M1911. born and raised in america, a little small, but powerful and reliable. overall above average

>.45acp
>small

choose one

>Uruguayan

Literally my only choice is the Uruguayan Mauser Daudetau

If I go farther back though, i have Italian and Spaniard blood so

>Spanish: CETME Model 58/C
Wood and steel just as it should be
7.62 NEETo

Dont know anything about my Spaniard side so I dont have any reason for this choice

>Italian: Mannlicher-Carcano 1938
Wood again bois
Grandfather shot a black shirt soldier in Salerno who tried raping his sister. Rifle is still in Italy with family there and is hailed as the family heirloom

Oh shit, I did some research. My mom's family spent a few years in Cuba before coming to the States.

Cuba + the Netherlands used the Johnson rifle. Niiiice

A Korean license built m16

Any Anglo blood? You could be a Breb

*Bren

Garand

No, Took a gene test. Just Czech and native

dad's from syria

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little closer to me, but its israeli and its like just north of syria

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I’m Native too so I figure whatever rifle you choose you have to SBR it and put feathers and studs and all kinds of tribal shit on it

Pancor Jackhammer
>revolutionary new technology
>too weird to gain the support it needed
>dies alone and abandoned despite everyone praising it as iconic to this day

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Mexican Mauser I guess.

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American, in the military, basically a smaller version of my father, I'm literally a fucking AR-15. Kill me.

A Lee Enfield stolen from the Belfast armory.

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Are you a rape baby?

1889 Krag-Jorgensen

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Guess I am a M95

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>mostly scandi, celt, and frog
>slightly anglo
>average body
>very lonely
Am I a famas?

>spanish,english and basque
i'm ETA now?

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Thanks for Kolaches

Half German
Half Irish
Served innarmy
Built-Fat
??

>Mainly German/Russian/Polish
>an engineer
I guess an AK variant of some sort, or a Gewehr 43

Mostly English, born in '85 and not particularly good at anything or attractive... I guess I'm an L85.

English, skilled at nothing, good basically exclusively at Physics. I can't think of anything.

U r bröthers

JEW DETECTED

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You must be a rg rohm revolver with all that salt

A cheap ass single shot shotgun or a kentucky rifle.

>t. west virginian who's old family had to hunt squirrel to survive as is fairly common in this state even 40 years ago

family has been just irish for the past 700 ish years so probably something we borrowed from the gerries, a surplus mauser, perhaps, or possibly an ar180

American isnt ancestry retard

>fat mutt
Tacticool AR

I actually am Jewish though :)

Some of us have been here for over 300 years. I'm willing to allow it.

shit, im full uzbek but grown in canada as a full anime weeb incel. my dream girl is svd and im poor so im probably an ak-74m because im also zoomer

>dad is Japanese
>mom is american
most likely a ruger mark 1 unless anyone knows of a american/Japanese gun

If k was a gun it would call its owner a faggot every 15 seconds. Say every other gun is shit and so is its owner for having such a shit opinion. Every time it fired it would say traps are gay((and its owner is a faggot for liking traps))

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howa m1 300, jap sporterized m1 carbine
or type 89 (ar18 clone)
or their mac 10 clone

Mauser C96, specifically one with a shoulder stock.
German/Irish with Italian and swiss ancestry on the German side.
Stubby, kinda heavy, does shit the old fashioned way and as a result unfortunately tends to be underpowered for what it is. Still, when fed recently will function reliably and if you know and are okay with the weird shit you can have assloads of fun with me.

Some wierd Karabinek wz. 1929/ Mexican 1902 mauzer thing

Hard to say. I'm Asian, but a lot of people are surprised when I tell them that (last guy I talked to said I looked more Italian, but I think Armenian would be a better fit). But there aren't a whole lot of Asian guns that fit my other criteria.

>creative but lack of motivation
>introverted
>effective, but only for a short period of time (which I why the Siamese Mauser wouldn't be a fit)
>somewhat athletic (Arisakas disqualified) and practical
>unconventionality to the extreme (probably some snowflake European gun)

The only thing I could think of was the RSC 1917

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I also think a Hotchkiss M1909 would be another candidate, more because I have broad shoulders too. Not sure about rate of fire, though. But the burst would represent how I would normally hang with people, before needing to go home and read a book in bed for the next 10 hours
youtube.com/watch?v=8zbyIBayoJQ

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A Mylonas rifle probably, since I am mediocre human being with otherwise high potential

C96 "red9"
autistic af
cant even have the magazine in the right place
9mm because im weak af
100% german with mayortiy prussian ancestors

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I'm not going to lie, it's a cool rifle. It was black powder, but the fact that the bolt handle is the only "locking lug" tells you that it could have been the Mosin Nagant of France. Very though provoking

I'd still rather have that kind of a gun, rather than one that blows up after the first round. I mean, back then everything was trial-and-error, until something worked

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6th generation Aussie with at least one ancestor on the First Fleet
Also somewhat skinny

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Voros PCC/BORD Romarm hybrid.
Yup

I still find it hard to believe that the whole project started out as a bubba gun, with cobbled up parts. Good choice, man

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Danish
Madsen 20mm machinecannon

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100% Dutch. I think I'm a baumont rifle.

Mom Polish/Estonian
Dad German/British
Fuggg I got nothing

Arisaka weeb raifu

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Oh Jesus the hammer is on backwards

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Spanish/mapuche(native) + italian
Help frens

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>not a genderfluid M1895 Hembrug carbine that switches between all 12 different versions of the rifle at will.

Patchett Machine Carbine Mk 1
Ancestry is all English/irish/Scottish, had a bunch of potential but was too young to see the war (invasion of Iraq in my case so why join), still reliable and quality but theres bo real need for me.

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Oh and the best use I'll probably get is in some fantasy larp

Stolen Musket?

Nah, just a protty mick

Burgerfat, mostly anglo ancestry as far as i'm aware, family has been in the western US since the 1800s, only foreign ancestor in the last 100 years is a kraut who came here to fuck an injun.

Single Action Army

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Carronade Cannon, because of my large large frame.

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Personality wise - I would be an AK-74 shooting armor piercing bullets like 7N39
Ethnicity wise - I am a Maadi or a Tabuk rifle or an Al Kadesiah.

If I would be a combo based on my ethnicity I would be a PSL + a Tariq pistol.

If I were a pistol I would be a glock 19
(useful for nearly anything and compact with every

>hungarian
>jewish
>polish
>russian
What the fuck am I supposed to be?

thing about my body (like short height, small frame) except for my big size dick).

an AK47/AKM probably

>mostly frog descent
>calm and deliberate
>stronk built
hon hon hon

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Another Russian posting, so AK 74

FAL

L1A1

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Mostly Anglo some German, Kraut side of the family is more functional

L85A2 I guess

Im a pure breed gook so K2 Rifle. plus I used this while in the military and I know its more reliable than a m16 and fires even with mud and sand inside

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