First gun. How you lost your virginity

like pottery

>AR15
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>surplus Browning Hi-Power
>fat girl in my parents basement at 16. I lie and tell people it was the hot girl I fingered later that summer

45 long colt revolver
Some hoe in high school who had a BF but he was on vacation in the Bahamas or something.

>Remington 870
>Banged a classmate in her parents basement when I was 16. It was so tight she only got a little more than just the tip. Then her brother walked in. She was dicked proper a few days later at my house.

>s&w 629 classic Hunter
>First night in gf's condo. Night if Mayweather Pacquiao fight

I made her wait until after all the fights. She was a little in disbelief that I was more interested in a boxing match than her. She went to bed and told me to just wake her up after. Also, Mayweather won, so it was a pretty great night for me all around.

>literally a steel tube bought at Home Depot
>I don't need sex lol

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>savage bolt .22lr
>fucked my first serious gf in my parents' basement

Lucky

>wanting a monkey that sucks horse dick at boxing to beat an actual good boxer

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>M1 Garand
>girl I met in the dorms

Tricia, you have Daddy issues and you need professional counseling.

>Tricia
>daddy issues

I believe it

She let me put it in her butt tho...so Daddy issues do have an upside.

>bet I wouldn’t give her a lift home after work and fuck her.
That's an odd way for for her to say she'll let you fuck her if you give her a ride home

>M&P 15
>Senior Year of college

Sig P938 as a gift from my dad, later bought a Ruger LCPII for summer ccw.
17. Girl I knew in junior high who was super shy and reserved then, but got hot in high school.

>Ruger 10/22
>in the back of a 2010 Chevy Impala during high school, which was later destroyed by a drunk driver. We're still together.

>Ithaca 37
>First girlfriend. We met at 15/16, waited until she was 17 I was 18. We dated for 5 years. She broke my heart and now I can't find other women attractive. I got into guns as a new hobby to deal with the loss.

Don't do it bros. I'd have been better off long-term without her.

Why haven't you married her?

> Savage single shot .22
> Freshman roommate's loony tune ex-girlfriend said she'd share some X and slipped me some GHB instead. Friends said it sounded like a good time. It wasn't.

Iver Johnson Model 1900
I haven't

>ITT: normalfags
Go back to kikebook/plebbit

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no guns
> yeah buddy fucking hookers
Why wont anyone love me .

Please no.

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>Late '80s Marlin 70P I bought for $100 at the Indy 1500 when I was about 14
>Summer after freshman year, in a treehouse right by my high school, with a troll of a girl I was dating at the time
Good thread OP, I never realized that my first gat and losing my virginity were that close together.

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>shitty Anderson/PSA build AR
>in the passenger seat of a Ford Ranger, I was unironically too big so we had to stop

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>I was unironically too big so we had to stop
Damn boy you must be fat as fuck. The Ranger has a lot of cabin space.

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>mossberg 500
>implying

You motherfucker

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More like a backside

>I made her wait until after all the fights. She was a little in disbelief that I was more interested in a boxing match than her. She went to bed and told me to just wake her up after.
Either total larp or legit the kind of autism that should be expected on Jow Forums.

>Springfield XD .40
> Fucked my Stepmoms niece. So technically my cousin.

>yugo m48

>Ruger 22/45 MKIII
>A girl colloquially known as the virgin hunter
>she was a 4/10 but had really fat tits so I was game

Fuck.

>K31
>Molested at 7

......brother?
......Andrew?

Not the two seater her head always hit the ceiling

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>doesn't know where he is

First gun I shot?
I believe a 20 gauge shotgun at Boy Scout camp.
First gun I owned:
.17 HMR Savage bolt action back when .17HMR was the new hotness

>I'll let you fuck me if you give me a ride home
That would be like being a prostitute
>I bet you won't give me a ride home and then plow me
That's just being a passive aggressive whore who wants the D

You really don't know how girls work, do you?

I'm not risking that shit with those digits

Tricia Kelly? From UIUC?

>FNX-45T
>age 19 in a hotel with my gf
>she was a virgin and vaginal penetration hurt her so we did anal instead

>mosin nugget
>16, picked up GF for school, skipped school

>how you lost your virginity conspicuously missing
Oof sorry buddy

> Mosin Nagant PU
> :(

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I knew it and I clicked anyway

>Maverick 88
>Some opioid addict my friend introduced me to jumped my bone after i bought her some roxxies
At least she was hot... and didn't give me any diseases

safe over sorry, dont want triple homicide

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>P99
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Fuck you nigger

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its okay apple man ill get you those grapes.

>Cheap mosin got off friend
>16 at her house instead of going to after school club

Glock 20
Ex gf

Fuck you

M1 Garand
With a girl I knew from HS after I told her "I won't put it in". We're dating now.

>she was a virgin and vaginal penetration hurt her so we did anal instead
Nice.

>Mossberg 590A1
>... I'm 29 and have given up on it.

686
lost to 30 something college librarian at 18

>lost to 30 something college librarian at 18
Utterly Ara Ara~ tier.

Based

How'd you manage that? I'm too autistic to learn how to meet people

>tfw literally every single woman over 30 is nuts and he gets the one that is probably still a virgin

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Embrace the boipus user

>M1A
>was molested by the father of one of my good friends when I was 7

dont remember seeing a prom shooting in the news

Oh gosh oh fucj

Winchester model 60
Woman I met on craigslist

Looks like you bros have something to talk about?

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I just want you to know I'm responding to your triple sevens more than your shitty bait.

>91/30 Nug
>10th grade
>First real girlfriend dumps me on Christmas Day through a text
>texted her best friend about it
>fucked said best friend
Ex was still in love with me at the time, just broke up over family pressure but didn’t tell me. She bawled her eyes out like a little bitch and I just stood there smiling. Am I an asshole?

Hello brother of experience. How do you feel about what happened to you? To be honest, I don't know how to feel. I know I should hate it, but to be honest it was the most I ever felt that someone wanted me.

Beretta 92fs. Was a freshman in highschool big tiddie brazilian gf and I skipped school and ended up banging in woods

>be awkward skinny twink-tier swimmer user
>attract predatory older woman
I had my spanish teacher make a pass at me in 10th grade but I was too autist to know about women.

>supposedly loves you
>dumps you through text
honestly I don't think so
kys

>Mossberg 500
>Seeing this cute, nerdy, mousey sort of girl who lived in the same apartment building for a few weeks, one night I put her legs above her head and slowly sank my dick into that pussy to the hilt. We fuck, I came once, she came twice
>together ever since

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10/22, followed immediately by a PSA AR which arrived a few days later
Had sex with a random guy from grinder at the age of 22. I'm not attracted to men at all, but I had developed anxiety around women and fear of physical contact from years of isolation. I was getting worried that I was too old to be a virgin and that I needed something to happen or I would never be able to recover. The experience itself was rather awful and I felt sick for days after, but it helped me become comfortable with physical contact again and really did reduce my anxiety around women in some way. When people ask IRL, I say I just fucked some below average girl off Tinder to get it over with.

>first gun shoot
g17, then full fun mp5
>first gun
n/a
>first fuck
n/a
upside is i will get a gun soon, downside is I probably wont be getting pussy soon

>Ruger EC9S
>One night AIM an ex’s friend
>hear she had been sexually abused
>insert white-knight.jpeg
>tell her everything she wants to hear
>go to her place next day
>fuck for a hour
Dated her for literally 3 days and managed to get her to fuck in the back of my Neon. Thinking on it now, i was an asshole

>CZ75
>Ms Pepper the mare at 17.
Judge me if you want. I'm past caring.

>S&W 642 snubbie
>fucked my crush's sister in my crush's bed.
We're still together 5 years later

How does horse pussy feel?
How does it feel being a degenerate?

100% jealous. Why are mares so attractive and why is mare pussy so beatiful?

Never shot a damn thing, didn't really care. Friend invited me to the range, we shot his glock, then we both bought mosin 91/30s.

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>Mossberg m715t my dad got me
>Gonna be a wizard but I did get molested by my now step sister.

And then you fucked each other?

Lmao nigga you gay as fuck why not just go on tinder in the first place