Would you rather have a cute waffageist girl, or would you rather be a waffageist owned by a cute girl?

Would you rather have a cute waffageist girl, or would you rather be a waffageist owned by a cute girl?

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Please die.

I'd rather have a cute girl waffageist, whatever a waffageist is.

This is technically Jow Forums related

Degenerates like you belong on a cross

whats a waffageist

Welcome to Jow Forums, where we fantasize about fucking our guns, dress up in meido outfits to shoot our guns, and occasionally use a barrel/bolt as a prostate massager.
Since you seem to be a 2016 election tourist, I'd recommend you stick to for a while

I miss old Jow Forums

Had a good laugh.

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How old we talkin' because I'm from 2012 and I don't know what a waffageist is? Admittedly not a super oldfag but not someone who came during the elections either.

It's German for weapon spirit. It's basically guns who are also girls.

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>Please die
Can't kill what has no life.

I'd love a wholesome waffegeist
Wouldn't fuck my gun, but I'd cuddle with her

>asking things typically not known outside /wfg/

Seriously?

waffegeist was some faggotry that started during 2015 at the earliest
fuck off, this shit is barely cancer-tier

Lmao as fucking if faggot

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Spotted the election-fag

>be a cute waffageist girl
>owned by a cute girl
i will take both

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Best tastes

Grizzly is peak cute pistol, prove me wrong.

Grizzly is the best tomboy gf

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aa-12 looks sadistic as hell so obviously that's the best choice.

Why are the shotguns all dorks?

Waffegeist. German. Either "gun ghost" or more generally "weapon ghost," I forget which. Basically the spirit of a gun, related to the spiritual and religious concept of animism. TL;DR: YOU CAN FUCK YOUR GUN.

Grizzly is pretty great and quite possibly best pistol, but my favorite girl is a tossup between MP5 and G36c (who is errantly classified as a subgun for some reason).

Yep.

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>post non Jow Forums bullshit because you saw so many Jow Forums4chan screengrabs that you think Jow Forums is entirely gay furry anime garbage
>get called out on it
>"well, I never! go back to Jow Forums no fun allowed bigot newfags!"
I come to Jow Forums for interesting weapons discussion, not threads on your anime fetishes. Go get your porn and weeb cringe somewhere else you fucking parasites.

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>bitching about weaboos on the weapons board of an anime website
Get a load of this guy.

Agreed. Hail Grizzly

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If that's you, you are not intimidating in the slightest. In fact, you look like you take it up the ass regularly.

It's set in slavland so short carbines being considered subguns is acceptable. Also gameplay reasons.

I'd rather you see Christ

Because they'll never be BAR.

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>old Jow Forums
Waffle ghosts is some faggotry started in 2016 (the death of every last remnant of old Jow Forums) when some butthurt drawfag got pissy that Upotte didn't have good enough "lore," learn Jow Forums's history before you try to pretend you're not a newfag.

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I'd rather just have a sentient talking gun that didn't have any kind of human form

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>Waffageist
Shouldn't it be Waffengeist?

No it's supposed to translate to wepuhghost/weppawnghost so it's all good.