So you're at a camp with some super hot women, we're talking near supermodel status with you being pretty much the only guy.
Things are going well, and you even have acquired a qt. gf from among the thots when all of a sudden shit hits the fan.
1. The power at the camp is out
2. There is absolutely zero cell phone service, and your phone/communication devices have been rendered otherwise useless.
3. Your guns are in a storage shed on the other side of the camp not currently on you.
4. The only vehicle on the campsite is a bus and the two front tires have been removed from it.
5. 3 of the girls from this campsite are already dead, and you've found them bloodily eviscerated.
6. You've seen on the news, tales of a notorious serial killer with a massively high body count who for some reason hasn't been caught. You're pretty sure it's the same person.
How would you survive the night with all of this working against you? How could you save your gf and all the other girls?
strip naked and run around jerking off to stay hard, saying Come out come out where ever you arrrrrrreee
Connor Foster
>How could you save your gf and all the other girls? lmao who fucking cares?
Bentley Cruz
>There is absolutely zero cell phone service, Have you ever been /out/ before, bigger? Further you get, better service you get.
Mason Sullivan
>close all shades and points where he can look in >have thots as bait >get naked and hide in a pile of old clothing and shit >if and when he breaks in, Shia Lebouf the motherfucker >proceed to eat him to gain his powers >become a thot wrecking mad man
Gabriel Sullivan
Rape the serial killer because im an even worse serial killer
>in b4 edge
Carson Hall
>run to storage shed on other side of camp >get gun >point gun at temple >think about the gun death statistics >put gun down >slit wrists
Justin Martinez
>>in b4 edge I was thinking more of the lines of you being a giant faggot
Brayden Sanchez
how far is the nearest civilization, how long until someone checks on the camp (food delivery, routine maintenance, etc.), are there makeshift weapons (hand axe for woodcutting, heavy toolbox, fire extinguisher, etc.) present?
if we outnumber the killer, and the killer isnt supernatural, then its possible to hold out with the camps food and outlast the killer, assuming he cant live off the land, until someone investigates the obvious silence and lack of tweets from the camp
Liam Ortiz
Clearly the fucker has an established pattern of only killing women. So walk over to collect the gats, then start walking home. Any of the women that choose to stay is dead weight anyway. If they choose to follow, knock off Jason Voorhees will easily be taken care of by my TI-84 problem solver.
Anthony Thompson
Good, I'll can rape you at summer camp nigger.
Nathaniel Baker
This right here. I've never seen anyone in a horror movie die doing that
>go for the gun, killer probably doesn't know it's there >tell the girls to go in one direction and be as noisy as possible, won't be hard for them >go in the opposite direction >continue to be alive
Leo James
>Go alone to the storage shed. >Find out it's locked. >Killer was waiting in the shadows the entire time and murders you.
>Convince the women to have a lesbian orgy to lure out the killer. >Jump him when he shows up >Choke him the fuck out >Crush his skull >Jizz on his brain >String him to a tree and use his as target practice.
Jordan Morales
You can rape me? Faggot, I've trained my ass to the point that I can snap your dick off with out any effort. You think your ass goes water tight when you trusted a fart, just to be horribly wrong about it? My ass is like that, even at the most relaxed state. I did nothing but lure you in to my trap. As you're cock enters my ass, I will tighten all my muscles, gripping you into submission. I will grip and work my muscle to slowly drain every ounce of you. The spider has become the prey, nigger.
David Gutierrez
>stay in shadows >use women as bait >wait for killer to take bait >ambush killer >tie him up at gunpoint Proceed to rape
>start a smoke fire with evergreen stuff and forset swarf around a cabin >hightail it with new czech qt gf to treestand to OP with durr gun >dump 30-06 into suspicious looking spots >20 rd box runs empty >Your guns are in a storage shed on the other side of the camp not currently on you >Your guns are.. not currently on you >maybe not all of them, but fuck you and michael if you think i'm not gonna slice pie with a .32 across camp to my chest rig, AK, and Vepr12
Luis Jones
So avg time to pick a lock for you? OP stated the killer was right there in the shadows. As your autism kicks in, you're doing all you can to pick the lock, faggot OP killer, comes up and kills you.
Levi Carter
Also shit lock you posted, literally amateur tier.
Luke Young
Different user here.
Standard 5 pin locks take about 15-30 seconds if I hit each pin, no security pins of course. Otherwise 5-15 seconds if I rake it.
>implying any camp would invest in high end locks >also implying the camp that has frequent murders has ever upgraded it's locks
Henry Butler
Stab him with broken plastic knife and show him real moster ... continue with eating people alive to atract more trophy
Ian Reyes
>not tying bitches to all your limbs for ablative Thot armor
>Not screaming incoherently about how you're Voltron and announcing your fighting moves
Ryan Thomas
I just wana bloody mess and some souvenir ... also Thot armor is good idea but its not good for some fokin maniac cuz its imobilizating and you wana be fast
Ian Jones
>How could you save your gf and all the other girls? I wouldn't. The serial killer would spare me because he would be impressed by my copulating with his victims dead beautiful bodies. He would be mesmerised as beads of sweat drip down my being as I thrust powerfully into the lifeless harem that I had laid out on the ground. In fact, he would probably request that I become his partner in his further exploits.
I use schlages for my own pinnings the one I posted was spool serrated t-pin serrated mushroom
Cooper Smith
Jeez you don’t have to be such a tight ass about it.
Gavin Green
>travel to the gun shed with every living person in a group >only take paths with wide-open areas >arm everyone with flashlights, arm myself and the token gym thot with the sturdiest melee weapon available >if killer picks a fight, everybody with a light flashes him while we smack the shit out of him >get guns, arm the thot with the most hours of prior range time with my LCP, arm myself with my AR and Raging Bull >get chicks to sit in a circle in the open while I watch them out the window with my DMR build >ruin him with 6.8 SPC if he goes after the girls, ruin him with .454 Magnum Dick if he comes near the shed >replace tires on the bus in the morning
6/10 scenario
Aiden Bailey
First step, void thots, they will draw attention. Next, set a cabin or two on fire, will be a great distraction. Next, get to my gun which should be a big ass 80's gun, hopefully with a big ass 80's laser sight. Kill slasher. Leave. Cops show up, he's gone, prep for sequel.
>Your guns are in a storage shed on the other side of the camp not currently on you. Jokes on you I just lied to the administrative staff that I didn't have any personal firearms and kept mine in my backpack. Eat hollow points serial killer boi.
Adam Russell
Yes but what if he jumps down from a roof or tree and kills you?
Charles Baker
>hurr what if [contrived situation where you have no hope of defending yourself and get instakilled]
fuck off
Hunter Jackson
>what if he jumps down from a roof don't stand next to the few structures at a summer camp sturdy enough to hold a grown man's weight or just fucking look up >or tree I've yet to meet a big stereotypical movie serial killer like dude who could climb trees, it's always been the skinny muscly guys who were good at it and even then they weren't quiet enough to sneak up on someone from it
Caleb Howard
Walk with the remaining girls down the road >serial killer will either be behind us or in front of us >if behind, then run away and he’ll be too busy with the slowest girl >if in front, Zerg rush him because it’s now many people on one and then bail if the fight starts going downhill and leave the roasties
Anthony Mitchell
>use women as bait as I sneak around to find some sort of weapon >have him lured into a cabin >by this point I’ve found something I could use. Probably a kitchen knife, scissors, or some other common tool around a camp >open the door >get on the floor >everyone walk the dinosaur
Colton Gray
Kek
Aiden Lewis
Literally every camp I've ever been to has had a three foot length of chain for absolutely no reason, I'm sure you get where this is going
James Jenkins
Does your chain hang low?
Noah Peterson
holy shit based and underrated
Alexander Martinez
So there are hot dead girls around and I'm supposed to be doing else besides stick their rigamortis hard nipples up my urethra?
If the killer shows up ill tell them where the guns are hidden, that will keep the cops busy while I spend some quality time playing in the dirt with my new fuck trucks.
Chase Ross
Be the serial killer.... Duuuh...
Sebastian Foster
Supermodels are some of the weirdest and unhealthiest looking people on the planet. They are neither super nor models at that point
Wyatt Lopez
You should be killed by the slasher for allowing someone lock your guns up in a shed on the other side of the camp.
Bentley White
>Supermans are some of the weirdest and unhealthiest looking people on the planet. They are neither super nor mans at that point
makes u think
Ayden Perez
Kek
Cooper Watson
take his mask off. he wouldn't die but it would be extremely painful, even if he's a big guy.
I play it cool, purposely wandering to a spot that would be great for a jumpscare. Then I loosen my natural change-purse and let my little 25acp backup that I've been prison carrying slide out. When he jumps out I shoot him in the face with a very stinky gun. Then I go home and give new gf the 3 inch nightcrawler, ignoring her questions along the way about why I wont touch her with my right hand.
