Military slang

kek

Munchie

Last 2 years of my enlistment was listening to a dickhead e5 go
>you think this shit is sat user?

Short for satisfactory as in 'all satisfactory' on logs and stuff. Also unironic use of the term 'nogo' from e5's and ironic use of it from e4's and below.

"Private, you need to wake up your idea"

bag nasty

Blood wings

US lingo (off the top of my head)
(Rank shit)
Mosquito Wings, blood wings, butter bars, full bird, fuzzies, broken televisions, tabs,

(Expressions)
Fubar, mission fuckt, nut-to-butt, the big green weenie, ate-up, rat-fucked

(People/ units)
FOBits, Squids, puddle pirates, chart fags, chairforce

(Other shit)
Grid squares/chem light batteries/ headlight fluid, jodi, rack, ruck, to smoke someone (PT),

Ate up - Unprofessional and unprepared.

Soup sandwich - ate up.

Bag of ass - soup sandwich.

Acting like you arrived - cocky.

Tracking - "stop telling me things I already know".

Scunion - ruining SAW barrels.

Barney style - Micro managing.

1-2-3-stay-with-me - corrective PT.

Stay motivated - when someone is about to get hurt or do something stupid.

Hold-squat phase - Waiting.

Yeah-rog' - "I agree or do not know what's happening"

Top - when referring to 1SG when he is not arround.

Big Sarge - used to annoy and demean other NCOs.

Make the walls sweat - when fucking up a SM to standard.

Candy - when an NCO did not fuck up a SM to standard.

"It would behoove you" - I swear I will smoke the ever-loving shit out of you if you don't do exactly what I'm about to say

>Scunion - ruining SAW barrels.
To lay, run or bring scunion to a noun is to completely fuck shit up. Ex, the A-10 laid scunion on that mudhut.

Motard - USMC specific, for someone who is far too hyped over bullshit in the way only Marines can be. Oorah yut yut kill and all that shit.

TIC - pronounced 'tick', Troops In Contact. Pretty self explanatory

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In proper usage, laying scunion is to destroy, defeat, restrict, and isolate all at once with a high rate of fire. Yes. However when my specialists claim to have laid scunion, it usually just means we have to DX pieces of their AR.

blue falcon

Some Israeli ones I know of:
Meluh'lah - Dirty. Unidentified enemy contact.
Mehundas - Engineered. Anyone in engineering corp.
Jobnik - Job with Hebrew "nik" affiliation suffix. Office POG.
Tza'ov - Yellow. Someone who's too martinet, follows the rules, orders and standards to the letter.
Dildo -Dildo. A commonly used forgrip with internal bipod that looks like a dildo.
Kondom - condom. Wrapping on the bottom of the magazine.
Avkat Hash'mal - Electricity powder. Doesn't actually exist. Boots are still being sent to bring some from the warehouse.
Sagemet - 2LT-ism. Supposedly sounds like a sickness. The shitty attitude people adopt in officer's school, like expecting and demanding people to salute them.
Gafrur - Match. Radio ID code for male soldiers.
Hat'zait - Skirt. Radio ID code for female soldier.
Shockist - Shocked. Someone who shocked and/or paralyzed by in simple (usually social) situations, slow to grasp on how to act.

Thank you Mr Goldberg, very cool!
>dildo
Fucking degenerates

>no mention of donkey dick
sure is neverserved itt

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You'll be the judge.

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Some German ones:

Schlüssel zum Verfügungsraum - Key to the assembly area. Something you send your boots for to get.
Usually they return with some old rusty key strapped to a massive log.
Frequenzwasser - Frequency water. See above. Usually comes in the form of two massive jerrycans full of water. Boot carrying said cans around the base has to wear full NBC gear for safety reasons.
Gummifotze - rubber cunt. Gas Mask.
Bärenfotze - Bears cunt. Fur lined winter hat.
BW sexy - Literally "bundeswehr sexy". Means the issued babyblue thong you have to wear for swimming. Not actually sexy.
Spatengang - Spade walk. Taking a shit in the woods.
Adolf Eichmann Gedächtniszelle - Adolf Eichmann memorial chamber. The room full of CS gas used to test if someone has their mask on right.
Danke Merkel - thank you Merkel. Used the same way as "thx obama".

Can't think of any more right now, will maybe post some additional ones later.

Is there different terms for belly crawling and crawling on hands and knees in english language?

low crawl, high crawl

Some of my favs

Fart-sack - A sleeping bag

Shitpump - A useless person

Horse cock - spout attached to a Jerry can used to pour fuel into a vehicle

Living the Dream - Commonly said when doing a boring or extremely arduous task

Clear as Mud - Not clear

cheese

Drop shot: a shitbag
Cuntcap: garrison cap
Piss cutter: see above
Deck ape: Boatswain's Mate
Sleep and Eat shop: Steam and Heat shop
Meeting in the berthing: a bunch of rowdy niggers playing spades in the lounge at 0300
Mondays: the people who play spades at 0300 in the berthing lounge
Nonskid dildo: Similar to Green Weenie
Big Blue: See above

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CAF eh?

Anyone have unit specific slang?
>bag of end caps
PT failure
>mountard
Tanker/scout/mounted infantry who gets way too into the memes and looks down on dismounts
>drip pan
Guy getting chaptered who stops caring, shows up late, sleeps on duty, misses appointments, etc (I forget how this one started)

Bohica
>40981821
We said it all the time on my ship. This was 92-96, though, so YMMV.

Have you never heard it used, or do you not know what it means?

FUBAR is common usage these days, it used to be unheard and unknown. The trio of acronyms goes;
SNAFU- situation normal, all fucked up.
TARFU- things are really fucked up.
FUBAR, which I’m pretty sure I don’t need to spell out.

These 3 acronyms used to be the only way we had of describing the absolute fuckedness of any given situation, object, or person. Then technology came along and allowed us to detect whole new realms of fucked up shit that we never even knew was happening to us. You kids are lucky, you have over 1000 different ways of saying “this sucks”.

Some Swiss ones

Pikachu - safety wifebeater you wear for running training, offensively lemon yellow
Argument strengthener - SIG550
Panzer - anyone with a higher rank who comes snooping around. If something shady or lazy is going on, a "panzer guard" may be placed to alert any slackers nearby
Zulu - short for "zu luege", Swiss German for "look!", used when a good looking girl passes close to a formation. Use is strongly disencouraged.
Spaghetti - ranks of 2LT, LT and Captain
Lasagne - ranks of major, lieutenant colonel and colonel
Hat - rank chevron
Ficken (fuck) - to smoke or get smoked. Includes any sort of physical or practical punishment.
Infantry weather - rain, wind, cold, damp and generally shitty weather. A favourite of Infanrry schools are places with generally shitty weather like the north-east of the country.
Lead-hairdryer (Bleiphön) - SIG P220
Störung (stoppage) - the old and beat-up specimens of FN minimi
Charlie charlie - to disappear in less than 10s. Can be given as an order.

Tracking: understanding the order/situation
Tracking like a Scud missile: not tracking at all

PD - parkdienst, cleaning one's gear after an operation
Nass-PD - rinsing off one's gear with water
Spränger PD (explosive pd) - dusting one's boots off and fuck off. Explosives specialists are known for doing next to nothing physically tiring or dirty during their specialization courses
fag bag (PD Tasche) - small and ugly day-to-day backpack. In French, PD is short for "pédéraste", a disparaging term for gay people.
Fickermutz - literally the "fucking hat". Ways to wear one's hat that make it easier to take off and throw on the ground to signify the beginning of an impromptu PT session (usually as punishment)
Fufu/Fury - someone wearing the rank of fourier (unit accountant)

What kind of smoke exercises do foreign countries have, in addition to the regular stuff like pushups and hitting the woodline?
In the US we had the "POW crawl" where you put your arms behind your back and legs up and inched forward on your stomach, usually causing your ID tags to rub your sternum very painfully. Used to best effect outdoors.
We also had the "tunnel of love" where everyone starts pushing in a line or in a big circle and starting at some point in the circle guys have to low crawl under everyone else while they push until they get back to their starting point. It ends when everyone has gone through at least once. Pretty common at basic training companies.

Jugo-TV - claymore mine. Very politically incorrect and almost out of use
Jugo-Kino - heavy directional charge. See above.
Thor - door-opening, 5kg sledgehammer
Zombie-kit - barrier-circumventing kit of tools, comprising of the above-mentioned sledgehammer, wire-cutters and a heavy crowbar
Grenadier approach - a generally violent and direct solution to a problem. Their version of the ubiquitous three-point order is said to be "go, go, go!"
Mandarin - orange, inert training grenade
C-alarm - used to announce the presence of a chemical threat or, interchangeably, one's fart (particularly in an enclosed environment)
Hard-dick (no future) - Italian nickname for the most direct approach to entering a room (minimal pieing of corners, just ramboing and shooting hostiles). "A cazzo duro, senza futuro". Can be used inversed (no future, but with a hard dick - senza futuro, ma a cazzo duro) for shitty tasks undertaken with a motivated mindset.

>Most ricky-tic
Move your fucking ass

>Big sign
Someone with a rather large stick up their ass.

It was bigger in the last decade, I think it went out of style when they started saying it on the gritty muh realism tv dramas and movies.

Swiss guy here

We have the satellite run, where the poor sod(s) getting punished are made to run around a moving formation (yelling "ping" when passing in front like any self-respecting sputnik clone)

Wounded carry, usually done in full gear and up a steep hill

Ping pong, where two NCOs or higher team up calling a formation to themselves (the rules say you have to run for dear life when "Daher" is called) from two opposite sides of a field (and usually smoking the shit out of everybody before having them change NCO).

Sierra Hotel - Shit Hot

Shit Hot - Awesome Job

Bravo Zulu - Well Done

"3 chevrons" - referring to 3SGs
"X bars" - referring to 2LT, LTA, or CPT, with X being the number of bars on their rank.
"X Crabs" - MAJ, LTC, COL, similarly X being the number of 'crabs' on their rank. 'Crab' refers to the national insignia, which looks like a crab from a distance.
A relatively new addition is using the various types of noodles to refer to the Military Experts(Separate rank scheme for POGs) because their ranks have thin lines.
"Bee hoon" - lowest, equivalent to 3SG/2SG
"2 bee hoon" - equivalent to SSG/MSG
"3 bee hoon" - equivalent to NCOs
"Kway teow bee hoon" - 'kway teow' refer to a thicker line on the rank, 'bee hoon' refers to thin line. This rank has a thick line and a thin line. Equivalent to CPT.
And so on. There are higher ranks but its just adding more lines till the highest with its 2 thick lines and 2 thin lines.

Hump- March or hike somewhere, usually with your ruck

Ruck- Large field backpack; can also be used to mean hump

Sandbox- The Middle East

Two Way Range- Combat/Combat Zone

Boot: A fresh recruit

Bolo: Failing something; especially rifle qualification. (ie: I boloed that last test) Can also describe a person who fails/failed.

Barracks Lawyer: Usually a retard who think they understand UCMJ and gives you bad advice.

Sandbagging: Fucking things up or performing poorly through laziness

Blue Falcon: A soldier who fucks fellow soldiers over, usually be being a fuck up and getting everyone in the unit in trouble, by being a rat, or by shirking duty.

Sick-Call Ranger: A soldier who fakes sick to avoid duty

Sniper Check: Saluting somebody in a combat zone

Unfuck: To fix something that was fucked

Squared-Away: Well organized; in good order; performing well

High Speed: Either cutting edge equipment or can be used to refer to people who are efficient/ very effective. Also often used ironically towards people who are not high speed.

Toss - to throw someone's stuff everywhere, usually when left unsecured
Fist sausage - slang for first sergeant
Don - most senior member of the mafia in a unit
Tactically acquire - steal
Ranger cookie/ranger snack/ranger candy - variations of nasty stuff you can make out of MRE components to provide yourself a "snack" in the field. Most common one is dumping the creamer packets into your mouth.
Essential for mission readiness - only purpose is to make work for junior enlisted that would otherwise stand around all day
Motrin and water - you're in pretty rough shape but I don't get paid enough for this

I've seen sick call ranger used to describe anybody that goes to sick call even once. It's just used for anyone that goes, these days. Giving shit to people trying to get better until they stop going is part of why so many people get fucked at the VA with a " we have found your issue is not service-related". Your back is fucked from all the rucking, but they have no medical record of it.
I almost died from the "sick call is for quitters" bullshit. I thought I had a bad cough that I'd get over, not fucking pneumonia.
My fellow broken soldier and I have these from those days.

To keep it related-

Brokedick- Derogative; Soldier with injuries that render them incapable of training or general use to the Army

Dicks in the dirt- sagging waist first when in the front leaning rest

Profile- Any soldier with a medical slip forbidding them from certain activities, see "Brokedick"

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The sick call ranger thing is bs especially if you're in a line unit. We no joke had a guy who kept having migraines for weeks but everyone said if he went to sick call he was a wuss and when he finally went it turned out to be a no joke brain tumor.

I feel you. We had a guy who kept a badly ingrown toenail to himself until it got so bad he was lucky he didn't lose the toe when somebody finally saw it and he got sent to sick call.

Pull chocks - Get out of here while you can

Zonk, donsa

Jam machine - ancient 249 that barely works anymore
Clean the motor pool - disappear somewhere for 4 hours and pretend to do work
Sham shield - e4 insignia
Barracks rat - nasty SM that gets passed around the barracks
Old man - universal term for an old or very high ranking officer/nco like a sergeant major, colonel, etc
Ranger roll - way of rolling the sides of the patrol cap down, usually only worn by rangers/ranger school graduates. also refers to various high speed methods of rolling/folding clothes to make them fit into a rucksack tighter
change drills - fun game where you make everyone get into formation in PTs at like 0300, then give them 3 minutes to be formed back up in full OCPs, then give them 2 minutes to be formed back up in full kit, then a minute 30 to be back down in full PTs...

No, you have your belly on the ground in both a low or high crawl. High craw your head is up, and weapon is across your arms. Low crawl, the side of your face and weapon is being dragged through the dirt.

Pop smoke- Leave the area
Ghost- go hide in the barracks until your sgt tells you to come back.
Roger (and then not do what you were told)- go fuck yourself, sir.
GI- clean something so that it is in the condition it was in when issued.
Smoke- nickname for the platoon sergeant in an Artillery unit.
Red leg- Artillery solider.
Donkey dick- fuel spout

Forgot the best one.
ZONK!- GTFO quick, no PT today.

REMF - rear echelon motherfucker
POG - person other than grunt
Fobbit - person that never left the FOB
Grunt - infantryman
Slicksleeve - never deployed
Blue falcon - buddy fucker
woobie - poncho liner
Moon beam - flashlight
Top - nickname for first sergeant
pogie bait - snacks/junk food
snivel gear - cold weather gear
puss pad - sleeping mat

I was an 11B so those immediately come to mind

I was a Marine grunt. One of the rarer ones is Yagyas. It stands for You Ain't Grunt, You Ain't Shit.

Doesn't reflect my views, I love my pogs. But if you hear yagyas, that's what that means.

>Argument strengthener - SIG550
lmao

Goat rodeo is my favorite.

My mothafuckin nigga.

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>Adolf Eichmann Gedächtniszelle - Adolf Eichmann memorial chamber.

Top kek

Shitbag
Skate
Errrr

>Adolf Eichmann memorial chamber
Absolutely based kraut

some more German ones:

Rolexen - to reschedule a meeting or similar
Dackelgarage (dachshund garage) - tiny two person tent
Ritterkreuzauftrag (knights cross mission) - very hard or impossible task
Blauer Blitz (blue lightning) - aforementioned skimpy blue swimwear
Laser Tag - AGDUS, a laser and blank firing adapter based combat simulation kit
Luftwaffenzeit (air force time) - arriving exactly at the scheduled time and not a minute earlier
"Dann ist das so" (That's how it is then) - common term to vent frustration
Taschenbillard (pocket pool) - having a hand in your pocket, ever.
GeZi-Schlampe (orderly room bitch) - if male, jokingly a super pog. If female, an actual catty, useless bitch whose only redeeming quality is looks.
Inftantriewetter - Heavy rain, cold wind, muddy ground.
Heeres-/Gefreiten-/Offiziersgerecht (Army/enlisted/officer friendy) - broken down into simple steps that can not possibly be misunderstood even if the reciepient were to try.
Rotkehlchen (robin) - general staff officer (from the red embroidery on their uniforms)
Zauberlehrling (sorcerer's apprentice) - enlisted/junior NCO planned to become an officer (e.g. cadets)
NATO-Zebra - OSG(BA), OR-4 with NCO planning. Rank insignia are seven stripes.

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All the shitbag soldiers in my squad on autoprivate thinking they can just do whatever the fuck they want

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My dad was a training drone operator for the Chilean navy and the way they'd fuck with new guys is tell them they had to take a test flight riding on the drone. They made it seem super official to the point that my dad, an officer, would give them a briefing on what their exercise would entail and have them show up to the strip in full flight gear just to have the base laugh at them

Interesting, in Sweden the term Turk-TV is used for claymores.

Some hungarian slangs: Kanálgép (spoon machine) - pic related, cutlery, can be folded together into the can opener
Fóka (Seal, /the animal/) - cleaning rags
Motoros fóka (motorized seal) - a mop. Usually comes with the saying "Get a motorized seal and some benzin to it"
Bohócruha (clown clothes) - wearing civvies
Gyíkhús (lizard meat) - canned meat
Nigger - new recruit
Páncélos (Panzer) - canned food
Tökös nővér (nurse with balls) - medics

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Swedish military slang which basically sumarizes this whole board.
>möp/militärt överintreserad person which basically means ''militarily overinterested person''

POGs
Field Fuck
Rat Fuck
Man Nesting
Bag Nasty
Wookie
Dick Salute
Perfect For Cleaning
Leader of Cleaning PeopLe

>can't call them boots anymore
Junior Enlisted Warrior

68W here, tryna think of some medic ones
Nose hose - NPA
Cat - tourniquet (duh)
Moxiflox - moxifloxacin
Pickle rick - SKED
EB - Israeli bandage

I didn't know you Germans had any humor in you.