Arkansas man here. Can anyone suggest me the best strategy and trap to catch a skinwalker for me to rape, murder and cannibalize and possibly not in that order? I'm horny as fuck for skinwalker ass and i can't find any out here in the woods not even at Devil's Den so can Jow Forums and maybe possible /x/ help me out on how to find skinwalkers and how i can capture one and rape it to death? Already got my viagra package and my mosin nagant loaded up and have my revolver ready as well my butcher's knife. Clothing is not my concern right now
Hunting skinwalkers
Juan Ramirez
Gabriel Anderson
Please leave us alone and just stay away for God's sake.
Jaxon Gomez
That is what a skinwalker would say.
Gabriel Johnson
Why are arkansans this fucking deranged and insane?
Luke King
SHUT THE FUCK UP i want actual answers you fucking cucks! I want to know how to find skinwalkers and how i can maim or trap one so i can fuck it!
Jack Diaz
>go camping alone in -those- woods
>wait for skinwalker
>bayo charge with mosin while screaming
>get within 3 feet
>ditch nugget
>tackle
>pull out rope
>hog tie
>lube up
Andrew Brown
OP just how many days have you been on your sleepless meth binge exactly? You make ARKANSAS look bad god damn
Andrew Diaz
I'm doing okay since i didn't get that mad deer disease from fucking bambi's mom after maiming her with my rifle out in the woods a while ago. I fucking love Arkansas but cant find skinwalkers anywhere to fuck.
Mason Hughes
Jonesboro here, go to sleep. Fucking western Arkansas lay off da meth.
Joseph Mitchell
You have to go further innawoods to find them than any other game.
>The best way is to set up a tree stand somewhere desolate, preferably in a state park where a lot of people have gone missing lately, and then wait for several days.
>You’ll be able to tell who a skinwalker is because they’ll be the only other person innawoods near you, so happy hunting!
Parker Kelly
Batesville AR collegefag here
Ain’t no Skinnies around here. You’ll have to go out west. The only monsters I know are these:
en.m.wikipedia.org
en.m.wikipedia.org
encyclopediaofarkansas.net
I’m sure there’s more. Maybe some stuff on Indian reservations near Pocahontas. The Ozarks are a big and scary place.
There’s also supposedly some witch that lives on Sandtown Road between Cave City and Cushman, but I’ve driven that path plenty of times at night and, other than some weird fog and sounds, I’ve seen nothing.
Cameron Thompson
Been up since two in the morning due to a nasty cold but fuck you anyways i want to go and fuck a skinwalker! I went and troed finding one out in the Arkansas forest for five days and couldn't find one and only thing i found was a dead raccoon.
Jacob Smith
Give me the coordinates so i can go and find me witch pussy.
Luis Hill
Go crazy.
Jace Rogers
Probably lyme's disease or some parasite they picked up in the wilderness.
Brayden Ward
FUCK YES THANK YOU FUCKING HELL WOOOO!!!! GONNA FUCK ME A WITCH AND A SKINWALKER!
Justin Jones
Nathaniel Ortiz
Skinwalker show up if you say their names, so maybe if you go out into the woulds and start talking about Yeenadalooshi (native name for skinwalkers) they’ll come to you, and maybe you can use snares to catch one and fuck it. Tell us how skinwalker pussy is.
David Price
I can already imagine this, some hick walking around the woods saying "I want some yeeyeenadloosie to come and get me, don't come here with a dick cuz I ain't no queer-o-sexual"
Liam Nelson
Even if one has a dick they can shapeshift. Make it have massive tits and a pussy
Nolan Gomez
>Yeenadalooshi
>Navajo word
>Arkansas
Jacob Rogers
I think you should go to not Jow Forums if you want to go looking for skinwalkers
Matthew Johnson
Did you fuck the racoon?
Noah Lewis
No but i did fucked a deer that i maimed with my rifle and camed twice before she died. She tasted good in deer stew
Owen Cruz
There are no skinwalkers in Arkansas and its because of shit like this.
Tyler Cruz
skinwalkers are interesting only when talked about on Jow Forums
Nicholas James
Shit like this is why I gave up defending people from Arkansas, we are all our own version of insane, but some do meth, and some are more insane than others, the rest of us know how to fit in with society.