You are REQUIRED to post ITT if you have more guns than you've had girlfriends.
You are REQUIRED to post ITT if you have more guns than you've had girlfriends
Grayson Roberts
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Colton Hall
What if I count the guns as girlfriends?
Brandon Carter
why
Benjamin Bailey
1-8
Connor Butler
Jayden Scott
>tfw never had 7 girlfriends
Sebastian Hill
>Jow Forums
>having any guns
>having any girlfriends
0 = 0
William Wright
>23
>0
Justin Myers
Lucas Baker
>14 guns
>1 gf
Michael Hall
>1 gf for the past 4 years
>somewhere around 15ish guns
I am okay with this
Isaac Gomez
this is really not hard
Eli Williams
This but I also have 30 guns
Joshua Foster
What constitutes a girlfriend? I've had a few "girlfriends for the night" but only 1 gf/wife.
Also,
What if you are a femanon? Does that mean all of then must post?
These are questions to consider when you make this thread in the future.
Kevin Fisher
Yes, we should always take into consideration the many, many women who also post on Jow Forums.
So many women.
Asher Ramirez
>1 gun
>0 gf
Aaron Roberts
You must be one of those special kinds of retards who argue with the meter attendants because you couldn't understand what the "No Parking" sign meant.
Jackson Bennett
>2 guns
>0 gf
mfw
Grayson Hill
>50 guns
>0 GFs
Christopher Hernandez
>implying there are girls on Jow Forums
Maybe "girls" (male)
Jaxson Brooks
reeeeeee
Gabriel Lee
>3 gfs
>11 guns
RIP
Levi Smith
What is your pic? It looks as if your are grabbing your tumorous thigh.
Jacob Scott
My God yes.
Guns never disappoint me
Parker Butler
>6 guns
>0 girlfriends
>0 girl friends
Jonathan Evans
8 funs
.5 gf
Leo Baker
Statistically speaking, the number of people who commit crimes, when compared to the entire population of a country is relatively low.
No parking (except)
>not calling effeminate men "girls" just to make fun of them
I've called a lot of girls lesbians to their face bc their bfs were effeminate.
My feminine benis
Carter Parker
wat i do?
Josiah Walker
11 girls, 12 guns.
If my family members didn't drop at least one gun a year in my lap at thanksgiving I wouldn't have to post here.
Dominic Peterson
Guns: 31
Girl Friends: 1
Dylan Wright
RIP
Christian Reed
you sound like a dork
Ryder Rogers
5 girlfriends, somewhere on the order of 30 guns, currently sitting at 20.
Last girlfriend is my wife now, so that count has stopped for the foreseeable future.
Brayden Perez
don't tell me where to fucking post
Jeremiah Miller
>1
>0
Jayden Edwards
Says the guy with so few girlfriends(so many guns) that you posted in this thread.
Jace Brown
I own 9 firearms.
I've never had a girlfriend.
Cameron Carter
>.5 gf
Did you date a double amputee or a midget?
Jace Jenkins
I've had more bfs than guns
Wait that's bad
Hunter Lee
Bentley Rogers
1:12
I like those odds.
0:12
>currently.
Noah Mitchell
Kayden Scott
my greatest desire is to be isekaied into a fantasy world with all my guns and larp shit.
Jacob Lewis
>dies of dysentery
Austin Allen
14 guns, 4 gfs.
In my defense I met my wife when we were 19 and I'm not going to count the handful of strangers I had sex with through Craigslist Casual Encounters as GFs.
Anthony Anderson
Fell for the trap
Adam Hall
>3 guns
>kh virgin but I touched a boob once
Dominic Ortiz
Gfs not bfs. Go away faganon. This thread isnt for you
Christian James
Yeah. Too bad it's dead now. You know any replacements? DL is the only one I use as of now.
Levi Stewart
>2 guns, one ex-gf
Reporting
Kayden Brown
>one ex gf
>one wife
>two relationships
>owned over two dozen firearms
Xavier Kelly
Confess, nigger
DID YOU FUCK HIM?
Easton Martin
No, not really. FetLife sometimes has stuff and if you know any sex stores/theaters/clubs with Twitter accounts sometimes people will post when if they're going and want to meet up.
Joshua Allen
>not having more guns than girlfriends
Cooper Sanders
>one pipe shotgun
>zero girlfriends
Checks out
Mason Howard
>2 serious relationships
>28 casual slutterino fuck-buddies
>4 guns
I need more guns.
Lucas Ortiz
>2 guns
>khv
Nolan Jones
8 funs, 3 gfs
Kayden Powell
postan.
>28 gunz
>5 gfs
Matthew Cooper
1gf 8guns
I'm fine with it really, I'm only 20
Christian Green
14 funs
7 gf
meh
Cameron Johnson
Henry Rodriguez
Bummer. Thanks man. Oh well.
If you have a Samsung phone, you can download "secure folder" and then change the name and logo. It's a Virtual Machine on your phone (that takes up a portion of your memory) that isnt accessible unless you go into the app.
Pic related is what my current one looks like.
Gavin Perry
You such a fucking faggot
Jason Peterson
I mean, I have 1 wife but multiple guns, so sure.
Benjamin Cox
Good to know. Although I don't do the anonymous sex stuff anymore since I got married.
Josiah Harris
is that RD?
Isaiah Foster
>6 guns
>5 gf's
Honestly wish I had more guns. Also fuck you OP for making me remember that one girl. Every guy has that one, you know what I mean. Shit it's been almost a decade, and I'm engaged now, but I still think about her.
Liam Sanders
Didn't even get her. She knew I liked her, but, she wasn't at all interested.
Josiah Gomez
Nothing turns women off more than guns/gun nuts/muh gun culture. They just see it as weird and gross and will joke about you being a mass shooter behind your back (especially if you're white).
it's why so many bitter virgins are on this board.
Kayden Nelson
>4
>1
We're still together!
Ian Richardson
Same. We were never single at the same time. Now she's married.
Connor Collins
Nice b8. Here's your first (You).
Dylan Gutierrez
>tfw no gf EVER
why am i alive guys
Noah Butler
What constitutes a gf? 1) A girl I went out with a couple times, 2) a girl I banged or a girl I brought home to your parents?
1) 30+
2)14
3)7
I currently own 24 firearms.
Jayden Peterson
Cameron Sanchez
212 guns
43 girlfriends
I'm...hard to live with.
Oliver Powell
Nah, we were definitely single and I told her and she blew me off.
Honestly, it was good for both of us - you never want two people with the same personality (and personality issues) together - they just feed off each others shit.
Instead, I went with the homely girl who actually liked me, and wasn't a raging liberal so I can have all the guns I want and she loves cooking up game meat.
Win win.
Adrian Kelly
100% faggot
get on my lvl
Sebastian Barnes
>11
>3
eh i'm fine
Jack Ortiz
Because god wants you to suffer
Tyler Perry
why did a thread have to die for this reminder.
Jordan Collins
We are all gonna make it bros.
Wyatt Adams
>32 guns
>9 gf
I don’t get this, if it was like “number of girls you have had sex with” or “number of times you’ve had sex” I could like the hahas but this just seems like outting poorfags who only have like 2 or 3 guns and are kissless virgins
Jayden Wilson
1 girlfriend that I married
9 guns
Monogamy is pretty rad.
Aaron Reed
>8
>1
Its been a year and i lost it to her. She was batshit crazy over me. I didn’t even cum in her, she just laid there. But it definitely lifted a huge weight off my shoulders and now I just feel like a normal guy without that hanging over my head like a pendulum.
I’m in a new bigger city and I haven’t made the time for dating since I moved last September.
David Williams
Fuck off kike
Aaron Powell
Must be nice m8..
Was she a sweetheart? How young were you two when you started dating her
Dominic Thomas
60-0
Couldnt give a wooden nickel to thots
Levi Torres
have sex incel
Brayden Gray
someone struck a nerve
Justin Adams
only 1 technical that i also married
14 guns (2 are broken wall-hangers)
Oliver Baker
I married fairly young, so yeah.
Elijah Garcia
5 guns 1 gf
Camden Kelly
This, but I have 46 guns
Jace Cooper
Guns: 15+ (never taken the time to count exact number)
GFs; 3
Logan Fisher
this but like 25 guns
Charles Thompson
>tfw a coworker asks how many guns you have and you realize you have no idea
Josiah Anderson
he's right you discord trannies
Aaron Smith
20 some odd guns.. 4 gf's and wifed the last one. I am content.